hey, that's not my cat! that's my shoe!looked to the other side of the matras expecting my kitty laying there. Instead there was a single shoe sitting there.
hey, that's not my cat! that's my shoe!
or
3. gas leak
It's leaving.
Please say the train to Jordon. I'll shine shoes with my tongue for a ticket to ride.It's leaving.
Any suggestions?Yes I think I speak for all of us that your current avatar has overstayed it's welcome.
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
When i had the first real date with my girlfriend at my house she also locked her keys in the car. She had to call her dad at 3 a.m. to bring her the spare keys. Fun fact i didn't knew at this point was that my neighbour is her uncle. So when her dad ask where he should bring the keys she just said: "You need to drive to uncle Roberts house."I locked my keys in my car this morning and I've been on hold with AAA for 27 minutes so far. This isn't how I planned my day lol. At least my car is in the driveway so I'm not stranded somewhere...
When i had the first real date with my girlfriend at my house she also locked her keys in the car. She had to call her dad at 3 a.m. to bring her the spare keys. Fun fact i didn't knew at this point was that my neighbour is her uncle. So when her dad ask where he should bring the keys she just said: "You need to drive to uncle Roberts house."
Who told you that!?I may have dissociative identity disorder and I'm not sure how to feel about it
No coke involved! We had just love for each other.
Who told you that!?
Will you go in for further tests or do you gonna believe this right away? You sure have your problems friend but in my eyes you come off more normal than you think.Someone close that's studying that stuff.
If true then this statement makes a lot of sense. Don't hit me!I may have dissociative identity disorder and I'm not sure how to feel about it
I did know that.I didn't know DID was a real thing.
I first came across the term playing Xenogears as a teenager, but I thought it was pure fiction.
I don't think you did.I did know that.
Will you go in for further tests or do you gonna believe this right away? You sure have your problems friend but in my eyes you come off more normal than you think.
If true then this statement makes a lot of sense. Don't hit me!
Getting some pineapple pizza.
I did, but I don't think you knew I did, did you?I don't think you did.
diddo.I did, but I don't think you knew I did, did you?
Is there a doorway between your couch and the tv?You ever crashed onto your couch, fired up a game in joy, spaced out for a second, then forgot what fucking game you just fired up?
f-from Atlantis?There are man-made metal leviathans lurking at the bottom of the ocean built to drop miniature stars on people, with their time underwater limited only by the needs of their mortal crew.
They’re powered by special rocks that will kill you if you’re not careful.
The longstroke is the best stroke.
Use it to your advantage, fellas.
That's one way to make a foie gras.
That part I couldn't say, but the color metaphors I'm sure are conveying related ideas. The color suggestions should be obvious.Is Little Boy Blue related to Little Red Riding Hood? Do they have other color coded siblings?
gone now?The top ad is super annoying on mobile since it covers neogaf navigation.