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TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
Yeah the change was silly.
It'll come back, if the mods allow.
Jinzo Prime
Member
Jim Cramer wearing a Boeing hat.
Just the pure irony caught me.
EerieArcade
Member
Wonder if there will be a Christmas movie thread, similar to the Halloween one.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Stand up comedy doesn't belong in arenas.
There's no intimacy and the connection with the audience is lost.
It only serves the comedian's inflated ego.
There's no intimacy and the connection with the audience is lost.
It only serves the comedian's inflated ego.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
Also it's supposed to be offensive, it kind of sucks how much it's been neutered due to certain groups of people
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
While comedy doesn't necessarily have to be offensive when done right it forces people with an open mind to think differently.
My pioneers include George Carlin, Richard Pryor and Bill Hicks.
On the other hand you get a guy like Tom Papa who is one of my favorites yet never says a "dirty" word.
He has 4 Specials on Netflix
Audiophile
Member
Me right now on my Laptop with 8GB DDR4 2933MHz SODIMM RAM:
My Dad & Brother right now on the custom PCs I built them with 32 & 64GB 6400MHz DDR5 RAM:
My Dad & Brother right now on the custom PCs I built them with 32 & 64GB 6400MHz DDR5 RAM:
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Once you get in your head the difference between want & need you'll save some money and be a bit happier.
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Audiophile
Member
KoЯn just casually rocking out inside a Colander..
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I have to stop buying digital movies when they come out because 80% of them eventually wind up on my streaming services 
Joe Cool
Gold Member
I was very excited to join this community. It seemed the opposite of the terrible gaming forum I was visiting for many years before this one.
No, not really. It's just as toxic in its own ways. I am largely ignored. When I do post something in a rant or vent, (and not at an actual person, mind you) I am attacked and treated like an asshole for no reason. One or two same users usually leave positive emoji on my posts; to them, thank you. I always embrace emoji love.
Good single player gaming is dead. The games are just boring and shallow.
I want to play a number of multiplayer games, but they pretty much require group play to have the most fun; I don't have any gaming friends. Joining randoms does not work; no, I am not the issue. That retort is so old and lame already. So I just sit and watch people stream those games; they're all so good at games, and they have so much fun. Sure, many are selling out for the dollars but can I blame them? Nah.
It must be nice to be good at games, or at least have friends to enjoy them with. I have neither of those things.
/vent thanks for letting me post
No, not really. It's just as toxic in its own ways. I am largely ignored. When I do post something in a rant or vent, (and not at an actual person, mind you) I am attacked and treated like an asshole for no reason. One or two same users usually leave positive emoji on my posts; to them, thank you. I always embrace emoji love.
Good single player gaming is dead. The games are just boring and shallow.
I want to play a number of multiplayer games, but they pretty much require group play to have the most fun; I don't have any gaming friends. Joining randoms does not work; no, I am not the issue. That retort is so old and lame already. So I just sit and watch people stream those games; they're all so good at games, and they have so much fun. Sure, many are selling out for the dollars but can I blame them? Nah.
It must be nice to be good at games, or at least have friends to enjoy them with. I have neither of those things.
/vent thanks for letting me post
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
You have my sympathies regarding your situation.
I've been exclusively playing single player games the last decade.
I think the last multiplayer I played was Halo 3.
I was lucky to find a good group of randos and we played together well for a couple of months.
Sure the online community may be hostile and immature but there are still good people out there.
You just gotta be patient and find them
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Yeah Gaf is a cool (even Joe Cool) place. I haven't had disrespect here for a while and I try to do the same.
I agree with you with single player games though I tried to get into Clair Oscur and it's way too depressing and macabre for my tastes. Last multiplayer title I played was FFXI on PS2...
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Joe Cool
Gold Member
You have my sympathies regarding your situation.
I've been exclusively playing single player games the last decade.
I think the last multiplayer I played was Halo 3.
I was lucky to find a good group of randos and we played together well for a couple of months.
Sure the online community may be hostile and immature but there are still good people out there.
You just gotta be patient and find them
Thank you for the kindness! I appreciate it.
I remember my best multiplayer run: Left 4 Dead on Xbox 360. For about 9 months I was in a core group of good people and we played that game all night, every night.
I tried to find people in Apex Legends and it didn't ever work. I'd love to find some people for ARC Raiders but it hasn't gone well.
I play COD but everyone is in a party or mutes everyone lol.
Audiophile
Member
I was gonna say something but forgot what it was.
Watch this space.
Edit: still haven't remembered.
Watch this space.
Edit: still haven't remembered.
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Alex Anderson
Member
I want some of that corn-pone porn cone.
I don't know what this means.
I don't know what this means.
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
I have zero regrets in my life but I would have loved to wreck a midget when I was younger.
Plague Doctor
Member
People who parrot this phrase: "______ will take all the wrong lessons from this" never tell you what they think the right lessons should be.
Probably because what they think the right lesson should be is batshit insane.
Probably because what they think the right lesson should be is batshit insane.
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
above ground powerlines and phone lines, with the sky as a backdrop, is such a vibe...
and I am not sure why...
These images immediately conjured up sounds of whenever those railway signals would turn on whenever a train was coming by in an anime I was watching
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Reminds me of Se7en.
Artoris
Gold Member
Its because they are going somewhereabove ground powerlines and phone lines, with the sky as a backdrop, is such a vibe...
and I am not sure why...
Plague Doctor
Member
I just got myself a Christmas present in the form of a new Steamdeck.
512 OLED one.
Looking forward to it.
512 OLED one.
Looking forward to it.
Audiophile
Member
Dammit, got Tiger Balm on me balls.
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Not really. It just confirms that someone else shares your monkey brain and the outcome stays the same.
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Canned sardines is where it's at.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
The only meat I like on my pizza is pepperoni
MrCunningham
Member
NeoGAF targeted ads always find a new way to surprise me...
I generally do get a lot of generic ads; for Amazon, Apple, Aliexpress, various vacation spots, shoes, clothes, etc. Every once in a while, I get something that throws me for a loop.
I generally do get a lot of generic ads; for Amazon, Apple, Aliexpress, various vacation spots, shoes, clothes, etc. Every once in a while, I get something that throws me for a loop.
Sand Dan Glokta
Member
I'm a BBQ or teriyaki chicken pizza guy. I even like Hawaiian.The only meat I like on my pizza is pepperoni
Weird but I dislike pepperoni.
Its never too late.
MrCunningham
Member
Now the 'targeted advertisement' algorithm is just fucking with me...
Just Clown Noses is a real site:
www.justclownnoses.com
Let us help you pick your CLOWN NOSE or thousands of your friends noses! Pick the right CLOWN NOSE! Since clown noses have several purposes we need to look at the those purposes and find the one that fits your purpose.
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John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
In my twenties I could have said I was experimenting but at my current age of 57 that just sounds creepyIts never too late.
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
I love the Portal series because it exposes how dense streamers are. Dumb thing goes in, dumb thing goes out.
HRK69
Member
Every Tuesday I volunteer at a petting zoo, and it's honestly a lot of fun.
So they have ponies there, and I always thought ponies were just baby horses.
Turns out… nope. I still feel very dumb about that.
Funny animals though. We always end the day with a nice long walk and they all have their own little personalities. Makes for a really nice way to wrap things up
So they have ponies there, and I always thought ponies were just baby horses.
Turns out… nope. I still feel very dumb about that.
Funny animals though. We always end the day with a nice long walk and they all have their own little personalities. Makes for a really nice way to wrap things up
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kpopSuperstar
Member
Is it normal that when you cross 40, you only hang out with friends like once every 2 months? it's like friendship now is meeting up somewhere for a few hours here and there a few times a year.
Hell, I have people I consider good friends that I only talk to when I bump into them 1 or 2 times a year at the mall.
What is even friendship supposed to be when you get middle-aged, what do you guys do with your friends?
Hell, I have people I consider good friends that I only talk to when I bump into them 1 or 2 times a year at the mall.
What is even friendship supposed to be when you get middle-aged, what do you guys do with your friends?
Audiophile
Member
Confucius say upstairs both journey and destination.
Downstair too.
Downstair too.