Same two locations, endless corridors, enemies that barely flinch when hit by a hail of gunfire, a sucky story, an antagonist whose sole purpose is to run around breathing heavily until the end, when he finally gets eaten, the black guy dies, there's some small side story about avenging somebody, and a guy involved in that decides stay back while the guy and girl escape across a sulfur river 10 feet away which coincidentally was the best way to evade the raptors so that guy's sacrifice meant absolutely nothing. And in the end the island blows up and the raptors are apparently going to swim several hundred miles to mainland China because they're addicted to human flesh like methadone.
If you think this post is a mess, try watching the show, it comes on again in a couple of hours. How can a movie about dinosaurs be so goddamn boring? Holy crap.
If you think this post is a mess, try watching the show, it comes on again in a couple of hours. How can a movie about dinosaurs be so goddamn boring? Holy crap.