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[Solid]

http://www.rareware.com/

WTF are they for real? :lol

Go to >> Recruitment: New Staff Profiles on the front page.

http://www.rareware.com/vacancies/rare_application_form.doc

 

[SantaC]

:lol

 

[Gek54]

$300 million dollar logo.

 

[TheGreenGiant]

umm.. they are always looking for staff. EVERY ISSUE OF 3DWORLD MAG.

jokes on you

 

[Shiggy]

Maybe they'll get staff that can make good level design and good games. Good graphics and a remake aren't enough. They've got some simple problems at Rare. PDZ and Kameo are really long in development and many games got cancelled. The best members left them, so there are many students who have no experience.

 

[snapty00]

Maybe I don't get it (probably blind), but what is so funny?

 

[Kon Tiki]

Application looks like one for a summer job bussing tables.

 

[Blimblim]

They almost always recruit new people. They had an ad for this in last month's Edge issue.

 

[Blimblim]

Maybe I don't get it (probably blind), but what is so funny?

It's Rare, so if they try finding new employees IT'S BECAUSE NO ONE'S LEFT THERE.
SELL YOUR XBOX 2, IT'S ALL OVER ! <- I had to do this once in my lifetime, sorry.

 

[PhatSaqs]

OMG!

Square-Enix in search for new staff

http://www.square-enix.com/sei/corporate/employment.html :lol ........

 

[Kon Tiki]

OMG!

Square-Enix in search for new staff

http://www.square-enix.com/sei/corporate/employment.html :lol ........

It takes a lot of deicated people to make movies. High turn over rate.

 

[bitwise]

GASP EA in search for new staff!!!

http://jobs.ea.com/

 

[krypt0nian]

Holy shit! EA is making a new console!

With Square-Enix and RARE!

 

[TheGreenGiant]

here it comes.

BAD ART

quick.. someone post that RARE design manual :lol

 

[Trevelyon]

http://bungie.net/Inside/Page.aspx?section=Jobs&subsection=Main&page=1

OMG! Bungie is still hiring!!

Hahaha Microlemon gaming studios fuck off!

Bungie am crap total!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[PhatSaqs]

http://bungie.net/Inside/Page.aspx?section=Jobs&subsection=Main&page=1

OMG! Bungie is still hiring!!

Man you killed it. You're supposed to say "in search for new staff"....

 

[deadhorse32]

The only difference with the Nintendo-era is before they had a no-internship policy (wasted time) but Rare was/is always looking for staff.

 

[mj1108]

From Rare's job application:

**Please describe a project that did not go according to plan.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Grubdog]

It's called Starfox Adventures!

 

[Prine]

They been doing this while they were with nintendo too. What so fucking funny?

 

[Prine]

http://www.zoonami.com/comm_ops.php

omg zoonamai is hiring.

...dickheads

 

[Kon Tiki]

They been doing this while they were with nintendo too. What so fucking funny?

The wording. 'new staff' , staff as a whole. Meaning the current one does not work. Trivial at best.

 

[Alf-Life]

From Rare's job application:



:lol :lol :lol

I hafta say... :lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

tell them to hire PigCops!

 

[TheGreenGiant]

The wording. 'new staff' , staff as a whole. Meaning the current one does not work. Trivial at best.

no. just stop posting NOW.

 

[olimario]

here it comes.

BAD ART

quick.. someone post that RARE design manual :lol

 

[Kon Tiki]

no. just stop posting NOW.

What if my next post looked like this?:

she's a real MILF that Rare.

TheGreenGiant: : sticks dick in : mmm you like that?

RARE : What postion are you applying for?

TheGreenGiant: ooo ooo ..aa aaahh.. so you loving this baby?

RARE : Are you ok?

TheGreenGiant: ARGGHHHH

RARE: Did you miss the short bus? Do you want me to call mommy for a ride?

TheGreenGiant: uff cigrattes:

RARE: Hope to never see you again.

 

[shpankey]

couple of people got completely owned in here :lol

 

[Duckhuntdog]

couple of people got completely owned in here :lol

Do their names end in Fries, Gates, Lobb and a promise of 5 games in 2 years? Or do their names end in Stamper?