She replied in the end. Thought: fuck it.
For some reason...
If she doesn't come through, I'll buy you a drink at a local pub the next time I'm in your neck of the woods. We can philosophize about the wonders of modern literature.
She replied in the end. Thought: fuck it.
For some reason...
Damn it, I crave tacos.
On valentine's day, don't we all?
If she doesn't come through, I'll buy you a drink at a local pub the next time I'm in your neck of the woods. We can philosophize about the wonders of modern literature.
Morning, RP Gaf.
It's pick-up line day.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans!
I would find it enjoyable to have sex with you
I would find it enjoyable to have sex with you
There are 206 bones in the human body.
Want another one?
You're the reason I can believe in heaven, because there's no way a human could have created someone like you.
I've heard this one before:
Here's the name on my tab. Drink until I'm really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I've heard this one before:
Here's the name on my tab. Drink until I'm really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I've heard this one before:
Here's the name on my tab. Drink until I'm really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I went back into the Show Off Your GF thread.
I'm a masochist.
There is some gold in there with the google-fu going on.
I went back into the Show Off Your GF thread.
I'm a masochist.
How many drinks did it take?
Wait wait...the guy or girl says this
I'm always tempted to use pick-up lines just for fun, but I can never find an "in"...
Thats actually quite funny.
Does it ever work on you girls by the way? I always assumed it didn't so I never used any.
Fake edit: Oh except one time at a rave... where I asked this insanely hot Japanese girl howcome their was a laserlight constantly pointed at her forehead.
Appearantly she had a tiny fluoresent red sticker on her head.... yeah drugs were involved.
It did make her laugh hard. Had a great conversation with her untill her moody cockblocking girlfriend started whining and wanted to go home.
Real edit: I guess that wasn't a real opening line though... considering I really though someone was pointing a laserlight at hear forehead constantly.
Happy valentine's day RP.
Mmm... I'm trying to think if a pickup line has ever worked... I'm coming up blank. The last 'thing' that worked for me I guess, was a guy who gave me the business card of the restaurant I worked at, and on the back was a penned version of the bat signal. Underneath it had his number and a message that said "Call in case of a lonely Friday night. This number will signal your rescue. -Batman" ...I'm a nerd.
That is pretty awesome. Imagine if things worked out and your story to your kids was that you married fucking BATMAN.
- Made claims of a caped vigilante variety that were not met or adequately satisfied.
That is pretty awesome. Imagine if things worked out and your story to your kids was that you married fucking BATMAN.
Well, the action. Who knows how much action was left, I mean he's a dick but to bald shirtless dudes usually. That's what the Rocksteady games taught me at least. They even strip his clothes!Married...
...fucking...
Does not compute.
Edit: My most successful pick up line? "Hi, my name's Dave."
Exactly!And if it didn't work out, you'd have easy grounds for divorce.
It's pick-up line day.
I am of the opinion that all pick up lines are inherently corny.
Well, the action. Who knows how much action was left, I mean he's a dick but to bald shirtless dudes usually.
Mmm... I'm trying to think if a pickup line has ever worked... I'm coming up blank. The last 'thing' that worked for me I guess, was a guy who gave me the business card of the restaurant I worked at, and on the back was a penned version of the bat signal. Underneath it had his number and a message that said "Call in case of a lonely Friday night. This number will signal your rescue. -Batman" ...I'm a nerd.
"I'm going outside to make out, care to join me?"