I never got to suplex that train because I didn't think suplex would work on a train.
It's a train! Why would I assume you could suplex it?
DREAM BIG AND AIM FOR THE STARS
EVEN IF YOU MISS YOU SUPLXED A GODDAMN TRAIN
I never got to suplex that train because I didn't think suplex would work on a train.
It's a train! Why would I assume you could suplex it?
Amalur:
"If I knew I'd be looking for a man who was brought back from the dead..."
Game. I am not a man. Why do you not want to understand this.
Maybe your character is actually a transman and you're not respecting his wishes :<
EDIT: Is this you, Brossar?
Just got back from voting...I feel ...less than enthused actually...really didn't care for it.
That's what happens when everyone is terrible.
Amalur:
"If I knew I'd be looking for a man who was brought back from the dead..."
Game. I am not a man. Why do you not want to understand this.
Amalur:
"If I knew I'd be looking for a man who was brought back from the dead..."
Game. I am not a man. Why do you not want to understand this.
You're finally playing Amalur?! D:
This happened to me a lot, too
The game isn't so good with replacing gender variances in dialogue.
I am! I've put about... 30 hours into it. I think I'm half way through the main story? Mostly I've been doing the faction quests, which have been a lot of fun. Although the way they've been going, soon I'll be leader of everything in the country.
Maybe i should have voted for you then .
The Pure Party
Can I be Secretary of Cute and Pink?
Yes.
Who wants to be Secretary of Cheesy Snacks? We need to regulate this shit.
I don't know why they don't just scheme the sentences to use generics like, "If I'd have known I was looking for someone brought back from the dead..."
Oh I see. No room for ol' Beef in Lissar's Cabinet of World Conquest.
Beef, you can choose whatever position you want! D:
Well, except for Secretary of Awesome Games because of FFVI Hatin'.
This is also great!He should be Minister of Education.
Now you may think "But he's a professor, that makes sense".
But just think for a second.
Noone should learn anything from him.
He should be Minister of Education.
Now you may think "But he's a professor, that makes sense".
But just think for a second.
Noone should learn anything from him.
Amalur:
"If I knew I'd be looking for a man who was brought back from the dead..."
Game. I am not a man. Why do you not want to understand this.
Huh. Pretty sure mine (360) said 'woman'.
Mine said man... because I'm a man... and I play man games.
Does that involve lifting heavy objects for the fun of it? Just because... Because you're a man.
First task: Lift heavy tree trunk and throw it over a cliff.
"Raaaaaaaaah! behold my manliness!"
When we used to play Lost Planet we called the Vital Suit Shotgun the Manly Shotgun because just firing it would cause you to fly backwards. Lost Planet is a game for MEN.
pfffft! real men would absorb the recoil as if it was nothing... nothing!
Ask my man Dave. He'll tell you.
I'll try to be a real man next time I'm wielding a gun larger than my body and multiple times as heavy.
...while calmly spitting out cheesy one liners.
What is a man? A miserable pile of one liners.
Do not be afraid of the one liners my friend. Do not fight the urge, let it become a part of your soul. Become one with the one liners. Absorb it into your very being. Once you're at peace with the one liner, it is then you will understand the true nature of the man.
Or at the very least, you'll be damn good at breaking ice with the ladies.
I've been attempting to keep myself off the internet in lieu of that "force a GAFer to do something" thread but it's really damn difficult to do so when you work as a software engineer. I probably shouldn't be making excuses, but here we are. Sigh, what a dilemma.
At least I got some decent weight training in today, so the day wasn't totally wasted.
WELL THIS DIDN'T WORK. THANKS FOR OVERSLEEPING ROB.
This thread has become to manly for me... :<
*morphs into Brolissar*
Fuuuuuuuuuuck, duuuuude.