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Reddit Magicians Are Fiercely Debating How To Summon A 'Big Tittie' Demon
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MetalAlien
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There is only one way to summon a big tittie demon and that's with big Christian cock.
haxan7
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Her gut needs to be held up manually to fuck her in that position but her laying on her back or doggystyle should work just fine.
MiyazakiHatesKojima
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MetalAlien
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You are going to need a new couch.GUYS SHES ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FRICK
Red Crayon Aristocrat
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Waifu material right there
Yup, we were thinking of the same anime.
CyberPanda
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GUYS SHES ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FRICK
haxan7
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Brap is a powerful wizardGUYS SHES ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FRICK
brap
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I am the couch now
MetalAlien
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desertdroog
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What if he ends up with the chick in the 'Girl who can't stop sucking dick' thread?
desertdroog
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Maybe this is a guerilla marketing campaign or ARG for Tifa's E3 reveal?
Ol'Scratch
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She has crossed off at least five of the big seven, just the way we like it! Who is hoarding the information?
I think they summoned her.
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slugbahr
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Her gut is full of souls.
Dark souls.
CyberPanda
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Imagine whats in her belly button. ^_^
brap
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My *ahem*....
CyberPanda
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Just say cum.
brap
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Lol I was actually gonna say peepee
Red Crayon Aristocrat
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The DARK SOULS of guts.
ResilientBanana
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Her horns are on crooked.
I think they summoned her.
CyberPanda
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Real demon confirmed.
CyberPanda
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CyberPanda
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too late.
Tesseract
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let me know if you find any clues to solve this mystery
CyberPanda
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Anthropological Notes on Summoning a Sex Demon
<p>Objective reality? Sam Nelson has no need for that.</p>
Tesseract
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Anthropological Notes on Summoning a Sex Demon
<p>Objective reality? Sam Nelson has no need for that.</p>farragomagazine.com
we're getting closer to the truth, stay yolked
Tesseract
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those are fighting words, we're trying to summon the legendary big tittie demon itt and you are not helping our cause
Kamina
Golden Boy
I will summon it for you later. Might get banned in the process, so I expect you to beg Evilore to release me again.
Tesseract
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no don't do it frieza, you must live
i won't let these thicc thots come between us, kamina
the big tittie demon game is over, boys
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Macapala
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Has anyone ever stopped to think that these hot demons (with big titties) don't like being summoned into some sad pricks bedroom to perform sexual acts?
#stoptheabuseofhotdemonswithbigtitties
#stoptheabuseofhotdemonswithbigtitties
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
The practical solution is to use money. You can summon just about anything with money.
It was only just yesterday when I summoned with money a hot fresh Dominoes pizza in under 30 minutes or less.
Halo is Back
Member
Man who dosent want to have sex with a big Tittie’ Demon?
cap_shepard_fan_boy
Neo Member
I need to test this request too... for science.
DoctorEkkoUK
Member
I can tell them how to do it easily, Get a high paying job, be clean and well groomed and own a sports car and nice house. BTDs will be knocking your door down
To clarify I'm not talking from experience, just guessing
To clarify I'm not talking from experience, just guessing
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somerset
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I have no doubt demons *are* real. Once this seemed a nonsense- but the scientific method requires keeping eyes open to all evidence, and being willing to accept what overwhelming evidence suggests.
Man, from the earliest times believed in 'possesion'- and claimed to document such. Indeed most religions predicate on this very idea to a surprising degree.
1) the universe without life is *clockwork* - the laws of physics apply without randomness, so any given state can only lead to one defined next state. No free will. No semantic meaning. Everything signal, and nothing noise.
2) life is the semantic invasion that creates the concept of *noise* and *signal*. Now free will does impose the same effect as 'randomness', tho free will and randomness aren't the same thing at all.
3) discrete bodies are soul vessels- an element of soul as the 'driver' of the body, and the processor of *meaning*.
4) the soul bonds with the body when the body first becomes independently viable to some extent. Like a new car owner finally entering the finished vehicle.
5) the body seems to bond to the soul in a unique way, as if a new car read the mind of the new owner, and morphed the control system to exactly meet the needs of the owner- making the vehicle just for that one driver.
So what about *demons*? Clearly another soul concept. Another would be driver that does not get to enter the Human body when first formed. But a soul being that can clearly interface with some Human soul beings in some direct manner- ie., 'possesion'.
I think some Humans invite in the demon soul in some way, and then across time may fully integrate with the demon soul, such as the two becomes one, or the Human soul acts only to channel demon instructions to the host body.
The fantasy of the 'big-titted succubus' is but an immature expression of the same thing. Where the demon soul tempts the Human soul into accepting integration- whcih rarely works out anyway.
The clockwork universe, free from semantics, having only syntax, cannot contain concepts of 'good' or 'evil'. They only flow from the semantic invasion of soul material. Once there is both noise and signal, good and evil can manifest.
Whe one looks into the face of George Soros or Tony Blair, one sees perfect integration of demon and Human soul. Their single minded passion for doing evil at the greatest scale shows the true nature of the demon soul.
If you know Man has a soul (and if you don't you are literally saying you and a stone are one and the same thing conceptually- which is very worrying), you can conceive of differing types of soul with different properties and appreciations. Where concepts like 'good' and 'evil' fit in are up for debate, of course.
Inserting a 'god' into all this is just plain *sad*. The concept of 'god' is an earthly *daddy* issue and nothing else. I'd hope adults were more grown up than still revolving their philisophical life around 'daddy issues'- that is way too infantile.
But pondering the possible flavours of souls, and how that might impact the Human experience is very logical. Do the souls of men and women differ, for instance?
I see no signs that the Human soul is fundamentally evil in some truly deep way (petty evil- well that's a whole different kettle of fish). But individual Humans certainly willingly engage in the worst evil, without the excuse of clear brain malfunction. Until proven otherwise, I will ascribe this to the Human concerned willingly connecting to souls that are capable of any level of wickedness, to drawing the evil into the Human vessel so that it may be given earthly expression.
And it may be (though I'm not saying it is) that it often first begins when some male waster begs the 'succubus' to appear to him.
Man, from the earliest times believed in 'possesion'- and claimed to document such. Indeed most religions predicate on this very idea to a surprising degree.
1) the universe without life is *clockwork* - the laws of physics apply without randomness, so any given state can only lead to one defined next state. No free will. No semantic meaning. Everything signal, and nothing noise.
2) life is the semantic invasion that creates the concept of *noise* and *signal*. Now free will does impose the same effect as 'randomness', tho free will and randomness aren't the same thing at all.
3) discrete bodies are soul vessels- an element of soul as the 'driver' of the body, and the processor of *meaning*.
4) the soul bonds with the body when the body first becomes independently viable to some extent. Like a new car owner finally entering the finished vehicle.
5) the body seems to bond to the soul in a unique way, as if a new car read the mind of the new owner, and morphed the control system to exactly meet the needs of the owner- making the vehicle just for that one driver.
So what about *demons*? Clearly another soul concept. Another would be driver that does not get to enter the Human body when first formed. But a soul being that can clearly interface with some Human soul beings in some direct manner- ie., 'possesion'.
I think some Humans invite in the demon soul in some way, and then across time may fully integrate with the demon soul, such as the two becomes one, or the Human soul acts only to channel demon instructions to the host body.
The fantasy of the 'big-titted succubus' is but an immature expression of the same thing. Where the demon soul tempts the Human soul into accepting integration- whcih rarely works out anyway.
The clockwork universe, free from semantics, having only syntax, cannot contain concepts of 'good' or 'evil'. They only flow from the semantic invasion of soul material. Once there is both noise and signal, good and evil can manifest.
Whe one looks into the face of George Soros or Tony Blair, one sees perfect integration of demon and Human soul. Their single minded passion for doing evil at the greatest scale shows the true nature of the demon soul.
If you know Man has a soul (and if you don't you are literally saying you and a stone are one and the same thing conceptually- which is very worrying), you can conceive of differing types of soul with different properties and appreciations. Where concepts like 'good' and 'evil' fit in are up for debate, of course.
Inserting a 'god' into all this is just plain *sad*. The concept of 'god' is an earthly *daddy* issue and nothing else. I'd hope adults were more grown up than still revolving their philisophical life around 'daddy issues'- that is way too infantile.
But pondering the possible flavours of souls, and how that might impact the Human experience is very logical. Do the souls of men and women differ, for instance?
I see no signs that the Human soul is fundamentally evil in some truly deep way (petty evil- well that's a whole different kettle of fish). But individual Humans certainly willingly engage in the worst evil, without the excuse of clear brain malfunction. Until proven otherwise, I will ascribe this to the Human concerned willingly connecting to souls that are capable of any level of wickedness, to drawing the evil into the Human vessel so that it may be given earthly expression.
And it may be (though I'm not saying it is) that it often first begins when some male waster begs the 'succubus' to appear to him.
JareBear: Remastered
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Is she a big tittie demon?
We only talkin' big tittie demons bro. I mean, cmon, be realistic.
(lol)
thief183
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OK, you are right, I've been overthinking it a little too much, big titties demon will be....
Let's get to work
Are you sure she can't be consifered a "big titties demon"?
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thief183
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OK, now I need ot know how to do this.....
CyberPanda
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