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Rejected Pixar Movie [Mafia] | Won't Someone Think of the Children?

CzarTim

Member
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John Lasseter wakes up in his penthouse. Empty bottles of various alcoholic beverages paint the floor and give an unenthusiastic rattle as he gets up. John surveys the scene holding his throbbing head. Clothes are everywhere. Drugs cover every surface in sight. Naked bodies sleep in any corner they could find. John blinks, clearly trying to clear his eyes. He counts the bodies. One... three... seven... fourteen... twenty-six. Shit it must be Tuesday.

With the quickness of a much younger man, John sprints to the door, picking up clothes along the way. They aren’t his, but that doesn’t matter. Nothing matters anymore. He pops some vicodin and washes it down with D'USSÉ.

His Tesla waits outside. A driver sits patiently inside. The car drives itself, but John found the ride the too... Disney... without someone to torment.

“To the studio, peasant. More money to make,” John taunts -- the driver makes minimum wage, no benefits. But the driver doesn’t react. Has he already become immune? Perhaps working Christmas will well up those tears.

John pulls out his notebook and his stomach churns. He had put this meeting off for months. If he can't convince the board to greenlight a movie, he'll be fired. He begins scribbling some ideas. Better late than never.

Player List:
1. [m] Gorlak
2. [m] Ourobolus
3. [m] Lone_Prodigy
4. [f] melonrabbit
5. [m] Sorian
6. [m] exmachina64
7. [m] nin1000
8. [m] StanleyPalmtree
9. [m] Pop-O-Matic
10. [m] Kawl_USC
11. [m] Kyanrute

Note: All players (including ordinaries) have unique flavor. An ordinary's PM will look something like this:

Welcome, Movie Title


WHAT IF [REST OF PITCH]


You are an Ordinary Townie aligned with the Bad Pitches (town).


You win if all threats to town have been eliminated.


The game thread is here.


Feel free to PM me any questions.
 

CzarTim

Member
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37. Any attempt at citing or referring to specific verbiage or vocabulary from a role PM in an attempt to fish for knowledge will result in a modkill. If you are worried that something you are thinking of posting will break this rule, feel free to PM CzarTim and ask.
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Gorlak

Banned
I'm here. I'm ready.

And I'll be unable to participate the whole of the 6th december. I'll be here for gamestart, but can only continue to play in the last 20 hours of Day 1, I hope that's not that big of a deal, I'll make up for it as usual.


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When did you change your avatar? Where did Alison Brie go? :eek:
 

Sorian

Banned
Oh hey, since no PMs yet, just FYI, it's not scummy when I don't do my long drawn out opening post, you're all adults and don't need me to baby you :D
 
so is this where we fight over the best pixar film?

its WALL-E

maybe Ratatouille

no its WALL-E

.......RataWall-e?
 

CzarTim

Member
About to send out the role PMs, so here's one last reminder:

38. You may paraphrase your flavor, but do not directly quote it.
39. Using flavor to attempt to determine alignment makes you mod confirmed bad at mafia (i.e. I will give scum fake flavor.)
 

CzarTim

Member
Oh hey, since no PMs yet, just FYI, it's not scummy when I don't do my long drawn out opening post, you're all adults and don't need me to baby you :D

my opening day flavor ended with, "Now here's a pre-typed post from Sorian." Dammmn you!
 

cabot

Member
so is this where we fight over the best pixar film?

its WALL-E

maybe Ratatouille

no its WALL-E

.......RataWall-e?


I mean it's hard not to look at Toy Story as an entire trilogy (Is Toy Story 4 Town? It fucking should be ;_;)

As single films, I share your split choice.
 

CzarTim

Member
John Lasseter arrives at the studio two hours late. His shirt is unbuttoned and pants nowhere to be found. No one bats an eye. If anything this is John on his best behavior.

The mahogany doors are the last barrier. John’s fate rests inside. He takes a deep breath, grabs an intern, and does a line of coke off the horrified intern’s face. John throws the intern to the ground and smiles.

This is his moment.

DAY 1 BEGINS

6 votes needed for a majority.

Vote Count

 

Kyanrute

Member
I have no idea what these pretyped posts should contain, I imagine that is because I tend to skip every one I see. Scum privilidge and all, somebody always takes the megapost bait anyway. Does that mean that this one will be skipped too? Interesting, so I maybe could write whatever I want here. Everyone knows lengthy posts grant a ton of #townpoints.

I am claiming. I am Kyan, you know my alignment and you’ll get my role upon my death. Kill me. I also encourage mass claiming, gambits (especially from town) and shitposting. Now the observant ones might ask themselves at this point: is this a shitpost too? They obviously know the answer so I needn’t go further about that. The one thing I can tell you all is that my role pm SERIOUSLY hints towards the fact that fluff can be used to interpret alignments, a small loophole that was missed when designing the game. Another good reason for you to claim now, you say. Indeed! DO IT.

btw my power let me do a thing on n0 and it is all gone now. teehee. haves, enjoy. have-nots, am sry. That might be a traditional hidden 1st post alignment and/or role troll. Who knows. I do. You do not. Or well, you might. Problematic indeed. So let’s just say that I am a neutral who is looking for new friends. *WINK* That is better, I am sure nobody minds a despicable neutral. And to the real neutral: for now, feel free to use me as your cover but I can hug you too if you feel lonely.

I have always been a fanatical supporter of day one lynch. But today, the winds of change are blowing. In my desperate attempt to look sooooo town, I’ll do what I consider pretty silly at best and vote for pacifism. Why? Because it is cool. I know townies are wusses who never lynch the silly no lynchers so this plan is guaranteed to get me to day two and one night is enough for my power to activate and for me to lead my team of meanies to win. But seriously lynching is very bad because precious power roles die and we know nothing and I want to try something new and baddies aaaaah. The arguments for no lynch are silly so just look at the vote and not at the arguments behind it. The feels, feel them. FEEL THEM. LOOK AT THE VOTE. Better.

VOTE: No lynch

hi.
 
Hello, everybody.

Vote: Sorian

I like you, Sorian, but, TBH, we know how things are gonna go down, so either you're scum or you're gonna be the obvious target N1 because you're the loudest person in the room, so I say we get rid of you now to either kill scum or force scum to make a kill that might actually tell us something about them.
 
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Deleted member 231381

Unconfirmed Member
VOTE: Ooruboloulous

bwahahahaha

ahaha

bwahahahahahahahahah
 

CzarTim

Member
(I might move the start/end time to later starting day 2 since this is obviously not a good time. Let me know if you have a preference.)
 

Sorian

Banned
This is what happens when I don't pre-type, we get even less activity.

I have no idea what these pretyped posts should contain, I imagine that is because I tend to skip every one I see. Scum privilidge and all, somebody always takes the megapost bait anyway. Does that mean that this one will be skipped too? Interesting, so I maybe could write whatever I want here. Everyone knows lengthy posts grant a ton of #townpoints.

I am claiming. I am Kyan, you know my alignment and you’ll get my role upon my death. Kill me. I also encourage mass claiming, gambits (especially from town) and shitposting. Now the observant ones might ask themselves at this point: is this a shitpost too? They obviously know the answer so I needn’t go further about that. The one thing I can tell you all is that my role pm SERIOUSLY hints towards the fact that fluff can be used to interpret alignments, a small loophole that was missed when designing the game. Another good reason for you to claim now, you say. Indeed! DO IT.

btw my power let me do a thing on n0 and it is all gone now. teehee. haves, enjoy. have-nots, am sry. That might be a traditional hidden 1st post alignment and/or role troll. Who knows. I do. You do not. Or well, you might. Problematic indeed. So let’s just say that I am a neutral who is looking for new friends. *WINK* That is better, I am sure nobody minds a despicable neutral. And to the real neutral: for now, feel free to use me as your cover but I can hug you too if you feel lonely.

I have always been a fanatical supporter of day one lynch. But today, the winds of change are blowing. In my desperate attempt to look sooooo town, I’ll do what I consider pretty silly at best and vote for pacifism. Why? Because it is cool. I know townies are wusses who never lynch the silly no lynchers so this plan is guaranteed to get me to day two and one night is enough for my power to activate and for me to lead my team of meanies to win. But seriously lynching is very bad because precious power roles die and we know nothing and I want to try something new and baddies aaaaah. The arguments for no lynch are silly so just look at the vote and not at the arguments behind it. The feels, feel them. FEEL THEM. LOOK AT THE VOTE. Better.

VOTE: No lynch

hi.

I don't believe you have a N0 power, I also don't care to talk about it more in case you're actually telling the truth and it matters. This post reeks of satire thought up once I said I wouldn't be here at day start but that doesn't really tell me anything alignment-wise.

Hello, everybody.

Vote: Sorian

I like you, Sorian, but, TBH, we know how things are gonna go down, so either you're scum or you're gonna be the obvious target N1 because you're the loudest person in the room, so I say we get rid of you now to either kill scum or force scum to make a kill that might actually tell us something about them.

Cute but this is extremely lazy. It's also wrong, we can easily go point out all the times that I wasn't scum and also didn't die N1. Scum will kill what is in their best interest and past meta only partly falls into that conclusion. I know you were scum with Hyper before and his MO is kill the loud ones and hope the quiet ones fall in line with him but that's not how every scum team operates. Also, joke response: but exmachina and Ouro have it right, Ouro will bite the bullet for me N1.

VOTE: Lone_Prodigy

though since his was the only vote that had no real idea behind it. Pop and exmachina are pushing the same point and Kyan is trying to be NX Kark 2.0. Not really much of anything but slightly higher than RNG vote.
 
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