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[gutter_trash]

Rubio has lots of relatives telling him stories

 

[kess]

My wife told me a "story"

 

[BahamutPT]

Marco no one cares about story time lmao

 

[Strike]

Rubio's last stand

 

[foxtrot3d]

Fuck the police.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Rubio story time.

 

[dcdobson]

I almost feel kinda bad for Rubio. I don't, but this is just sad to watch.

 

[Dominican Power]

Here comes the sob story. Grasping at straws.

 

[Will M]

Story time!

 

[BoboBrazil]

Rubio with a bullshit story.

 

[Otnopolit]

Story time with Rubio will be a Netflix series sometime soon.

 

[Syf]

storytime with lil marco

 

[Tacorona72]

STORYTIME WITH RUBIO

GODDAMNIT MARCO

I wonder if he'll tuck us in

 

[MThanded]

Is there a clap track in there?

 

[Trojita]

Rubio is trying to paint himself as a hero lmao

 

[Prompto]

More stories from Rubio lol

 

[Trouble]

This story smells like bullshit.

 

[rjinaz]

What happened? I missed it

Cruz said a vote for Trump is a vote for Hillary basically

 

[Draconian]

I don't believe Trump beats Hillary in any polls.

He can give you the list!

 

[MetalGearZed]

Marco: "i got one vote"

 

[Condom]

Stupid stories.....

 

[LegalEagleMike]

Rubio not giving up until someone takes that mans aluminum chair.

 

[Brinbe]

Shut up, little Marco

 

[FF Seraphim]

Rubio just fucking DROP! You will never do well!

 

[213372bu]

Carson's special strain wearing off for Big Don.

 

[params7]

lol how the fuck is media pandering to Trump? They hate on him 24x7.

 

[Leona Lewis]

I was a little disappointed, and I went home and my wife told me a story.

It was titled, "There Is No Story Because This Is A Fucking Lie."

 

[Angelus Errare]

This dude has so many pointless stories.

 

[Wag]

My wife told me a "story"

What is it? It would be more interesting than this.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Rubios activated his trap card!

"Storytime with Rubio!"

All voters go to sleep!

 

[Maintenance]

Marco "Once upon a time" Rubio.

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Rubio's wife tells some weird stories.

 

[Dr. Benton Quest]

That was a nice story little Marco.

 

[danm999]

A sad little dude holding a small sign to no effect is a good symbol for the Rubio campaign I agree.

 

[Raxus]

Sigh, Rubio. The door is that way.

 

[Tesseract]

Gooooood iz reaaaaaal yolooo

 

[boiled goose]

Marco rubio running for one sad supporter

 

[strikeselect]

Rubio is reaching Jeb! levels of pathetic

 

[lowhighkang_LHK]

Ted Cruz, please - SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

[Jarmel]

I look forward to someone citing that quote from Rubio when he drops out.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Someone get him a guitar, it's Storytime with Rubio!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"My wife told me a story about how I can't sexually satisfy her anymore"

 

[ApharmdX]

Does Rubio risk his political career and wait until he's embarrassed in Florida by Trump, or does he drop before?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Trump - Sanders 2016

 

[DontBeThatGuy]

Republicans are the worst.

 

[aronnov reborn]

I don't believe Trump beats Hillary in any polls.

My GOP is fucked. Guaranteed Dem party win as far as I can tell.

 

[rjinaz]

Trump has turned down 275 million?

 

[Already Torn]

Marco is gonna kill that old man in the aluminum chair. A waste of life.

 

[Wag]

"My wife told me a story about how I can't sexually satisfy her anymore"

Ninja, there are pills for that now.

 

[MechaX]

Marco rubio running for one sad supporter

Rubio is believing in the Rubio who believes in himself.

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

$200 is a small donation. Lololol