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Saturday, February 6
Start time - 8 PM EST
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It's time for our main event!

MODERATORS

Michael Cole
David Muir
surprisingly ripped

Renee Young
Martha Raddatz
reportedly never wears shoes

SUPERSTARS

Cesaro
John Kaisch
has the technique down, simply too boring to succeed

The Big Show
Chris Christie
powerful presence but minimal results

Seth Rollins
Marco Rubio
a cunning strategist on the verge of greatness - occasionally hispanic

Hulk Hogan
Donald Trump
a real american, not sure what's up with him and his daughter

CM Punk
Ted Cruz
despised by all, excellent on the mic

The Ultimate Warrior
Ben Carson
his nonsensical ramblings inspire a devoted fanbase - gets tired easily

Roman Reigns
Jeb Bush
the powers-that-be view him as the chosen one, the coronation isn't going as planned

JOBBERS

John "Bradshaw" Layfield
Carly Fiorina
insanely wealthy - no one has any idea what they're screaming about

Wade Barrett
Jim Gilmore
if you think he's winning shit, i'm afraid i've got some bad news

WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S HIS MUSIC!

CAN HE PULL OFF THE UPSET OF THE CENTURY?!

Daniel Bryan
Bernie Sanders
leader of the revolution - hated by the authority

Triple H
Hillary Clinton
leader of the pack - reminds fans too much of the 90's

THE CHAMP IS HERE

John Cena
Barack Obama
despite the polarizing reactions he creates, he's still the face that runs the place

ROUND OF APPLAUSE
Special thanks to PoliGAF for letting me create this thread! Extra special thanks to WrassleGAF for being able to make it past 5 days without getting their dumb asses nuked again.

 

[BronsonLee]

AW, SON OF A BITCH

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Awwwwwwwwww yeah. Great thread. Its time to see it go down.

 

[Slayven]

How is Jeb not Brooklyn Brawler?

 

[Razorskin]

Make Rubio look strong.

 

[Mimosa97]

How are Kasich, Christie and Jeb! still in the race ?

 

[Slayven]

How are Kasich, Christie and Jeb! still in the race ?

The power of delusion.

 

[Pilgrimzero]

Not to knock what you've done but this would have been amazing with 80s wrestlers.

 

[serenewarfare]

How are Kasich, Christie and Jeb! still in the race ?

They are as much in the race as a person with no legs is in any given footrace.

 

[QuiteWhittle]

How are Kasich, Christie and Jeb! still in the race ?

Until recently they were in a statistical tie in NH with Rubio. They see that as their last chance.

Also their political careers are over after this and their terms are up, so they may as well try and go for it.

 

[CCS]

The OP is amazing. That is all.

 

[Chris R]

Is Bloomberg AJ Styles?

 

[Strike]

These OPs are almost as entertaining as the debates. Keep 'em coming.

 

[Mimosa97]

The power of delusion.

Why keep wasting money though ? Don't they have advisers and family who tell them to stop ? Makes no sense.

Until recently they were in a statistical tie in NH with Rubio. They see that as their last chance.

Also their political careers are over after this and their terms are up, so they may as well try and go for it.

They can still make money as conservative pundits or by writing stupid books about how liberals have ruined America.

 

[Mix Master]

That Cena tag, lmao.

 

[StylesClash]

Holy shit. And Cruz isn't CM Punk, that may be the worst thing CM Punk has been called.

 

[rokkerkory]

I have 0% faith in any of these guys.

 

[HUELEN10]

Go Carson, show them you can turn it around!

 

[Orbis Tabula]

lol, great OP and I don't even get half of the references. Nicely done.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Is Bloomberg AJ Styles?

He'd be running as an independent, so I'd say more like Jay Lethal.

 

[PBY]

Gonna need Rubio to crash and burn tonight.

Come on field. Come onnnnnn

 

[ivysaur12]

Guys, we need to kill Rubio tonight. Make him bleed. He cannot get to the general.

 

[Black Republican]

Rubio. Hang in there bruh.

You're gonna need it getting it from all sides😂

 

[PBY]

Guys, we need to kill Rubio tonight. Make him bleed. He cannot get to the general.

Lol we're on the same page

#teamfuckbubbleboy

 

[Mimosa97]

Guys, we need to kill Rubio tonight. Make him bleed. He cannot get to the general.

Are we rooting for Trump now ? He's not one of the baddies anymore ?

 

[davepoobond]

lol at that carson picture

 

[Rubenov]

Guys, we need to kill Rubio tonight. Make him bleed. He cannot get to the general.

Jeb! and Christie ganging up on him. Expect Ted The Snake to continue his usual fights with him as well.

 

[kingkitty]

president rubio is so dreamy.

 

[PBY]

Are we rooting for Trump now ? He's not one of the baddies anymore ?

Trump is the hero we need and deserve

 

[Orbis Tabula]

Are we rooting for Trump now ? He's not one of the baddies anymore ?

The general idea is that, if you're a Democrat, you want Trump (or maybe Cruz) to win. They'll likely be easier to beat in the general, meaning a Democrat wins. You want the GOP to put their worst foot forward.

 

[serenewarfare]

Are we rooting for Trump now ? He's not one of the baddies anymore ?

Rubio is seen as the best shot the GOP has in the general, so no one on the Democratic side wants him to make it that far.

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Dems dancing over the GOP field after the general election.

 

[PBY]

Even politicking aside- president Rubio scares me more than president trump. And that says a shitload.

 

[Makai]

The Human Spider
Michael Bloomberg
unsatisfied by stint at NY newspaper - needs to take responsibility

 

[Slayven]

Guys, we need to kill Rubio tonight. Make him bleed. He cannot get to the general.

 

[HUELEN10]

Even politicking aside- president Rubio scares me more than president trump. And that says a shitload.

I'd be cool with Rubio; he's my second republican pic after Carson.

What scares me is Trump or Cruz.

Cruz... Oy

 

[Papytendo]

Cruz = Sheamus

 

[User1608]

Trump is a mark for himself. I love that Cesaro's counterpart is Kasich lol. Incredible OP!

 

[Mimosa97]

Trump is the hero we need and deserve

The general idea is that, if you're a Democrat, you want Trump (or maybe Cruz) to win. They'll likely be easier to beat in the general, meaning a Democrat wins. You want the GOP to put their worst foot forward.

Rubio is seen as the best shot the GOP has in the general, so no one on the Democratic side wants him to make it that far.

Makes a lot of sense.

Hillary better get ready for Rubio though ...

 

[RustyNails]

YESSSSSS

Thread of the century right here.

I wish Ric Flair was still in business. Makes the perfect Ted Cruz

 

[Slayven]

Why keep wasting money though ? Don't they have advisers and family who tell them to stop ? Makes no sense.



They can still make money as conservative pundits or by writing stupid books about how liberals have ruined America.

Padding their resume

Trump is a mark for himself. I love that Cesaro's counterpart is Kasich lol. Incredible OP!

I expect Trump to act a damn fool tonight, not going to the last debate hurt him.

 

[Jenov]

Go Carson, show them you can turn it around!

What do you like about Carson's policy?

 

[demosthenes]

Excellent OP.

 

[Razorskin]

What do you like about Carson's policy?

Free Apple Music subscriptions for everyone.

 

[Linkyn]

I've been waiting for this.

 

[QuiteWhittle]

What do you like about Carson's policy?

pls dont

 

[params7]

 

[kitschykitty]

this is my super bowl

 

[Lkr]

glad trump is back, my boycott of these debates is over

 

[freeofgreed]

Jesus Christ, how many of these do we have left?