Yoshi
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You're serious about rooting for Carson? That's the young-earth lunatic? I'd argue he's worse than the shittiest of Sonic's friends. I'd rather have Big the Cat as the president of the US.
Republican Debate 8 [ABC] It's me, Carson! It was me ALL ALONG, Carson!
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You're serious about rooting for Carson? That's the young-earth lunatic? I'd argue he's worse than the shittiest of Sonic's friends. I'd rather have Big the Cat as the president of the US.
the first votes only just occurred on monday night. this is going to be going on for months man
Simply beautiful.
TheChuggernaut
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Jim Gilmore going to get the nom
Trojita
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RPGCrazied
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Hope they grill Trump for skipping the last debate, and canceling all his stops because of 4" of snow in New Hampshire.
Will be watching for the laughs.
Will be watching for the laughs.
serenewarfare
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Looking forward to the Barack Obama United States Presidency Open Challenge. He should be able to carry a few of these guys to a classic or two.
Ditto. So much more pumped for this than the big game.
I dunno. I doubt any of these geeks could lace Barack's boots.
RPGCrazied
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Can Obama have a white house position if Hillary wins? That would be fantastic. The GOP would literally implode.
Makes no sense. Why would he want a subordinate position when he was God-King?
hydragonwarrior
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Hillary mentioned having him as part of SCOTUS a while back
I can bet on that not happening either (This is Hill pandering to Obama supporters, which is fine. She realizes he's still popular. Hence why she's campaigning on continuing his policies). Dude will travel the US and the world giving speeches and charging millions for it.
Maybe, maybe he may pull a Carter down the line and be sent on high-stakes Diplomatic missions as the US' emissary.
vicissitudes
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BoboBrazil
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They won't attack Bernie. They want him to win the primaries so they can destroy him in the general. They will throw in some shots at Hilary. I also predict Rubio will say the last 7 years at least 10 times.
I don't know. He usually goes for the more direct 'this administration'. At least we won't get quite as many Hillary name drops with Carly on the bench. I suppose Christie will have to pick up her slack.
Jeffolation
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I'm going to shotgun a beer every time Christie mentions Hillary.
RPGCrazied
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Christie will say Hillary's name a dozen times or more. He can't stop. Same thing with Rubio with Obama, he must mention him every other sentence.
Veritigo_X
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RPGCrazied
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Also, think they can talk more than just ISIS and war? I know where most of them stand on wage. They wouldn't increase it, which is astounding. How can anyone live on $7.50 an hour these days?
HUELEN10
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It's not a gimmick; a lot of people think that Cruz is not elgible.
It's not that uncommon or crazy of a motion to say cruz is ineligible...
dude. Obviously it's not the Cruz part of your post that people are picking up on.
You know exactly what you're doing.
Veritigo_X
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I think they're talking about:
The fact that you post about the Cruz part only make people think you're playing a joke character.
Yoshi
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If the position of god-king is unobtainable, wh ynot opt for a position where you can continue some of the work you started as god-king?
Voysa Reezun
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Great OP. Cruz is more like Kevin Owens, though.
Complete dick, compelling on the mic, ostensibly does terrible actions for the greater good of others, totally from Canada.
Complete dick, compelling on the mic, ostensibly does terrible actions for the greater good of others, totally from Canada.
That's an idealistic point of view. In the history of the US, has a President ever worked in a future administration in a lesser role? It would likely be seen as unbefitting to a former President and a demotion, except to the idealist few.
Bluekaveli
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You carny motherfucker going into business for yourself at a time like this.
Vince McTrump got this shit though.
Vince McTrump got this shit though.
Hidden One
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Jeb will look very strong.
legacyzero
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Poor Carly LOL
Reverend Funk
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I really wanna watch this but I know I'll be too drunk to do my homework afterwards.
You're not helping your joke character image by going on this complete non sequitur.
Nothing in your original post nor the post you're replying even hinted at being about Cruz's eligibility.
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This is amazing and the comparisons are so apt.
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An amazing OP. Thank you Bronx-Man.
Just what we need, more fat cats in Washington.
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