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[maquiladora]

Ted is a gamer

On the day of a debate itself, Cruz aides say, the senator simply wants to decompress with his wife, Heidi, and his two young daughters. He reads the Bible, they say, but also plays games on his iPhone. The current rotation includes “Plants vs. Zombies 2” and “Tower Madness 2.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...-cruz-debate-routine-zombies-iphone/78786464/

 

[User 463088]

WTF is this shit. Get to the deabte. If there's no debate, it's just me drinking while staring at the TV.

 

[Izuna]

Continue? Fuck out of here, it never started.

I bet Trump is still spraying his hair.

 

[RPGCrazied]

you'll probably be dead in like 10 minutes if you go with the hillary mentions.

Just by Christie alone, lol.

 

[Randdalf]

Josh Haskell ensuring functional debate programming

I wonder how many people in this thread understand the joke

 

[BanGy.nz]

I've got my bottle.

I've got my cup.

Trying to figure out which drinking game won't result in my death:

--Drink at a Hillary mention.

--Drink at a Socialism mention.

--Drink at a Trump jab.

--Drink whenever someone says "Carpet Bombing"

--Drink whenever Jeb Bush makes a face that looks like he's pissing himself.

Drink every time Christie calls either Rubio or Obama a boy, child or kid.

 

[Linkyn]

Something is really off about the lighting in that studio.

 

[Sianos]

From a GOP perspective, Jeb has much better-established conservative bona fides than Rubio. In the absence of Trump eating his lunch every debate, I think Jeb would be on top.

OMG somebody GIF that shot of Jeb!.

the prophecy was true, anyone who loses the sword of chang loses their dynasty

hopefully since the sword is powered by the antichrist rubio can't use it without being accused of being in cahoots with obama

http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/11/16/hardball-questions-for-the-next-debate/

 

[SURGEdude]

Hillary door knocking? lmfao.

 

[Etzer]

Watching the stream... I don't know why, but I laughed at "Sponsored by Blackberry PRIV".

 

[Einchy]

How many questions before Christie interrupts an argument to tell everyone that that's what wrong with our government and when he's president he won't argue but get things done?

 

[SenjutsuSage]

I'm pretty damn excited about this debate for some odd reason. It's the Super Bowl before the Super Bowl.

 

[Slayven]

I've got my bottle.

I've got my cup.

Trying to figure out which drinking game won't result in my death:

--Drink at a Hillary mention.

--Drink at a Socialism mention.

--Drink at a Trump jab.

--Drink whenever someone says "Carpet Bombing"

--Drink whenever Jeb Bush makes a face that looks like he's pissing himself.

You got so much to live for, Beyounce just dropped a new single.

 

[User 463088]

Hillary door knocking? lmfao.

Hey. Hey. Don't knock my Queen. Huma taught her how to knock on doors and relate to actual human units who answer their own doors like god damn animals.

 

[SURGEdude]

Watching the stream... I don't know why, but I laughed at "Sponsered by Blackberry PRIV".

I always read it as Blackberry PIRV.

 

[Linkyn]

I really don't get this fascination with social media.

 

[Ashodin]

It hasn't started yet? LOL

 

[Toparaman]

Cruz is a filthy F2P casual. Will not support.

 

[maquiladora]

#MommyMention

 

[Izuna]

I could win at this bingo so fucking easily.

Bonus: Carson jokes about being sleepy

 

[SURGEdude]

Hey. Hey. Don't knock my Queen. Huma taught her how to knock on doors and relate to actual human units who answer their own doors like god damn animals.

This is why I love you Adam. A Hilldawger who has a sense of humor about his candidate. Good stuff.

 

[A Human Becoming]

WTF is this shit. Get to the deabte. If there's no debate, it's just me drinking while staring at the TV.

I remember sitting in the crowd at the Democrat ABC debate wondering when the fuck it would start.

 

[Rebel Leader]

It hasn't started yet? LOL

This debate is brought to you by Sony

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

The guy in this stream is agonizingly milquetoast

 

[Clydefrog]

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH

 

[redmetal86]

McCain and Graham are Statler and Waldorf?

 

[LumpOfCole]

Trump is like that guy in Mario Kart who gets a big lead right at the start while the other players keep throwing shells and bananas at one another. Trump is just going to coast along on Cruz Control, while Ted himself is going to catch all the heat.

 

[Makai]

I wonder how many people in this thread understand the joke

Somebody got it. Yesss

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Wait, what on earth was that Muppets parody with Graham and McCain. I need more!

 

[Izuna]

This is so fucking awesome.

 

[Ashodin]

Where's Ivysaur? get in here

 

[RPGCrazied]

cringe singing again?

 

[Tubie]

I've got my bottle.

I've got my cup.

Trying to figure out which drinking game won't result in my death:

--Drink at a Hillary mention.

--Drink at a Socialism mention.

--Drink at a Trump jab.

--Drink whenever someone says "Carpet Bombing"

--Drink whenever Jeb Bush makes a face that looks like he's pissing himself.

I actually want to be alive tomorrow.

 

[A Human Becoming]

Trump is like that guy in Mario Kart who gets a big lead right at the start while the other players keep throwing shells and bananas at one another. Trump is just going to coast along on Cruz Control, while Ted himself is going to catch all the heat.

Can he deflect the blue shell?

 

[Nokagi]

Go Ben! lol

 

[Kusagari]

LMFAO CARSON

 

[Clydefrog]

WHAT THE FUCK CARSON AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

[royalan]

Ben NOW you walk out. lol

 

[User 463088]

Why was that John McCain and Lindsay Graham thing real? What is this, the Muppets?

OMG WHAT IS THIS.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

When do we start seeing candidates drop out? I can't believe Jeb hasn't bailed yet. Dude has zero chance.

 

[LyleLanley]

What the hell is Carson doing?

 

[BadAss2961]

lol, wtf is Ben doing.

 

[shwimpy]

LMAO

 

[Poker Face]

OMG WTF IS GOING ON!! LK MKFEMKmvekvnrgn3o4ig

 

[Zach]

OH MY GOD CARSON.

 

[ugaboga232]

Ben Carson is a bit too high on his own supply

 

[sprsk]

Ben Carson is just gonna stand there and not come out i guess?


What is going on omg omgomg

 

[Linkyn]

Just out of curiosity, I got myself one of those ABC bingo cards

I was kinda hoping for more exotic tiles.

Edit: The fuck is going on.

 

[OrangeGrayBlue]

Ben pls

 

[Mimosa97]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude is high as fuck