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[IzukuMidoriya]

Write up some phony ResetEra ban reason and post what that user would be banned for. Preferably something someone here has said before.

Banned (permanent): Enabling white supremacy, history of prior infractions

 

[Papa]

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.

 

[Melon]

Oh God.....now everyone knows I'm a filthy WHITE!

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Oh no he didn't

I am a male, but I think I can speak on this female issue...

 

[haxan7]

The largest dildos require the loosest holes.

 

[Papa]

The largest dildos require the loosest holes.

Cunth pls confirm

 

[Shifty]

Get fucked, cunt.

Banned (lifetime): Promoting unacceptable misogynistic cisgender narratives. History of severe infractions.

 

[Papa]

How embarrassing

 

[Cunth]

I am a male

Banned. Implying binary genders.

 

[Cunth]

How embarrassing

Banned. Using light theme

 

[Papa]

Banned. Using light theme

Light theme is a dogwhistle for white supremacy

 

[triplestation]

Steaks are best at around medium rare, maybe a little more done. Like half way to medium, but any more than that you lose the juiciness. It's not blood. It's myoglobin.

Banned (duration pending): Misogyny.

 

[888]

I don't want to have anal or any sort of physical contact or sex with men of any color, identity or shape. Or women that used to be a man of any color, identity or shape.

Now Giraffes, that's my style.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I am a decently fat white guy and can't get laid.

 

[IzukuMidoriya]

The largest dildos require the loosest holes.

Banned (lifetime): Demeaning sex workers, misogyny.

 

[Shifty]

How embarrassing

Promoted to moderator: Performing a Citizen's Warning in response to unacceptable abuse of forum tools. An administrator will contact you with information on your induction process.

 

[Papa]

I don't want to have anal or any sort of physical contact or sex with men of any color, identity or shape. Or women that used to be a man of any color, identity or shape.

Now Giraffes, that's my style.

Just post the gif

 

[Falcs]

I am a decently fat white guy and can't get laid.

Banned (Permanent): Implying one can be simultaneously decent and white.

 

[Papa]

Banned (Permanent): Implying one can be simultaneously decent and white.

At least he's healthy

 

[888]

Just post the gif

 

[triplestation]

Jesus Christ

 

[Pimpbaa]

I helped an old lady to cross the street.

Banned (duration pending): non-consensual touching of the elderly, ageism, ableism.

 

[Cunth]

I think I should lose some weight

 

[888]

Oh and I will not knowingly have sex with someone who has an STD despite what their viral load says.

(Account Purged)

 

[Shifty]

Spoken like a probable replicant.

User Banned (1 week): Promoting NPC hate memes.

 

[SaviourMK2]

What the fuck Gaf?

 

[Falcs]

"LOL"

User Banned (1 Day): Drive-by posting and previous warnings

...This one's actually a real one

 

[haxan7]

I think I should lose some weight

Stop fat shaming me for eating my Cape Cod Salt 'n Vinegar potato chips.

Banned: Fat shaming.

Suck it.

 

[888]

What the fuck Gaf?

Top of the morning to ya!

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I think I should lose some weight

Banned for fat shaming.

 

[triplestation]

"LOL"

User Banned (1 Day): Drive-by posting and previous warnings

Spoiler

This one's actually a real

Spoiler

one

 

[Cunth]

What the fuck Gaf?

Banned: we do not provide a platform for alt-right white supremacist forums here

 

[JordanN]

I'm attracted to women.

 

[MetalAlien]

Men and women are equal but.....

 

[Falcs]

Top of the morning to ya!

User Banned: Assuming timezone.

 

[888]

User Banned: Assuming timezone.

Ha. You got me. I laughed.

 

[Papa]

What the fuck Gaf?

Relax, Double Cunt Dude. Have some fun.

 

[haxan7]

I do not find myself physically attracted to women with penises.

 

[MetalAlien]

I do not find myself physically attracted to women with penises.

Banned and fired from your job you monster!

 

[Jubenhimer]

Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez is the dumbest person to ever be elected to congress. The Green New deal is a joke.

Banned (permanent): Promoting, racism, misogyny, anti-environmentalism.

 

[Shifty]

That's not addressing the question.

User Banned (1 month, extension pending review): Arguing in bad faith.

 

[Tesseract]

donald trump is a great president

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Am I really part of the problem? What did I do?

 

[haxan7]

donald trump is a great president

Banned: Attempting to destroy all good in the universe.

 

[888]

Relax, Double Cunt Dude. Have some fun.

Banned: Fun is a social construct. Multiple infractions.

Also, failing to respect dudes with double cunts.

 

[Tesseract]

presumption of innocence is important and applies inside and outside court rooms

 

[Papa]

presumption of innocence is important and applies inside and outside court rooms

Well this thread was fun until an actual Nazi showed up...

 

[Tesseract]

Well this thread was fun until an actual Nazi showed up...

yikes!

 

[IzukuMidoriya]

Vic Mignogna is a good voice actor, regardless of assault allegations or not.

 

[lock2k]

purple hair sucks