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I ate some habanero chips with my girlfriend and now when I take a shit it burns like hell

Banned ( forever please go away): inflammatory asshole, implied possession of woman, cultural appropriation and use of the N word. You should say habacolored
 
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I'm a 500lbs straight white male and unhappy with my weight, it's unhealthy.

Banned (permanent): Fat-shaming, might be homophobic idk lol
 
JordanN said:
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I'm attracted to women.
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Banned (duration pending): Objectifying women.
 
I hate joe rogans podcast. I hate the alt-right guests. I hate his being a nazi sympathiser and racist. His ufc commentary is alright though.


User banned. Excusing alt-right ideology, nazi sympathising and racism. History of severe infractions.
 
*reaches for the keyboard*

Banned - for being transphobic


On a lighter note, I just stopped by there for the first time in months, answered 2 questions posted in OPs, dogpiled immediately for not going with the status quo
 
"Unlike poc white people have never had to worry about being falsely accused and put in jail for something they didn't do."

"Are you seriously claiming no innocent white people ever went to jail?"

Banned 1 week for racism and history of trolling.
 
Winter John said:
"Unlike poc white people have never had to worry about being falsely accused and put in jail for something they didn't do."

"Are you seriously claiming no innocent white people ever went to jail?"

Banned 1 week for racism and history of trolling.
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Tell me this is real
 
User Banned (Permanent): openly planning to support a white supremacist, misogynist director and the worst human being since Stalin
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Can't wait for that new S. Craig Zahler movie with Mel Gibson, looks pretty good.
 
I'm not a big fan of the colour purple, bit too feminine for me.

Banned: Enforcing gender norms and spreading cultural appropriation with yellow face username.
 
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I'm left-leaning, which is why I didn't vote for Hillary. I voted for Jill Stein. I knew she wouldn't win, but the goal was to promote her visibility, and push for her to reach voter thresholds that would enable the Green Party to receive certain public benefits. We desperately need more than two major parties. Besides that, she's an all-policy candidate that knows her shit better than most long-sitting congressmen, despite what MSNBC propaganda would tell you. I voted for who I liked best, not to fight against who I feared most.

Banned (Permanently): Extreme sexism, voted against the first female president. Use of extremist language (see: "congressmen," "MSNBC propaganda," "all-policy candidate," "voted for Jill Stein").
 
False equivalency, Brony-Shaming while white, previous various infractions we held against you because you dared have an original, individual thought.
 
User Banned (Permanent): Defending sexual attraction to and sexualisation of minors.

There's nothing wrong with the senran kagura games, and the intimacy mode especially should not be censored by sony.
 
crowbrow said:
I think violence is worse than sexualizing characters in video games.

User banned. Literally Hitler.
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This will actually be more appropriate:

"I think violence is worse than sexualizing characters in video games."

User banned. Support and possession of pedophilia, racist behavior against asexual BDSM community, user against punching Nazis which means user supports the genocide of everyone who isn't a white male.
 
Skyr said:
We need to start killing white male babies.

Banned (24h) mildly inappropriate suggestions
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"mildly inappropriate" :messenger_tears_of_joy:

To be honest, seeing their abundantly "white men = evil" approach for some time now one suspects that they might even turn a blind eye to something like that.
 
IzukuMidoriya said:
Write up some phony ResetEra ban reason and post what that user would be banned for. Preferably something someone here has said before.
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User banned (duration pending): Posting in bad faith. History of severe infractions.
 
I love the inflammatory term so much that I use it now everyday.
Everytime I hear it I start laughing like a madman


Uh and today I cooked some Cantonese rice and I ate it with chopsticks but I wasn't racist enough so I started doing an impression of the owner of the Chinese restaurant near my home. My brother find it hilarious but I guess it could be inappropriate
 
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Traianvs said:
I love the inflammatory term so much that I use it now everyday.
Everytime I hear it I start laughing like a madman


Uh and today I cooked some Cantonese rice and I ate it with chopsticks but I wasn't racist enough so I started doing an impression of the owner of the Chinese restaurant near my home. My brother find it hilarious but I guess it could be inappropriate
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User banned (3 months): Downplaying serious mental health issues. Word appropriation without consent. Sexism.

Edit: Ban upgraded to permanent.
 
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