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[Ninja Scooter]

Many of you gaf'ers might remember my little "run in" with a homeless guy a few months back. Well the last few days i've seen him on the same busy intersection. he's standing on a median with a sign that says "Need Money God Bless You!" and people stop when there's a red light and give him money and shit. I even noticed that he has a walkie talkie in his back pocket. I bet that fucker is in cahoots with a bunch of homeless people, and they get together at the end of the night and use all the money the collected on meth and petrolium jelly. Well i figured its time...TIME FOR REVENGE! What should i do to this guy? I was thinking of calling him over to my car at a stoplight and when he gets close thinking im gonna give him cash, i throw a job application from the nearby supermarket at him and yell "OWNED!" as i drive away. Either that, or i could just get out and throw him into oncoming traffic.

 

[DMczaf]

And that bum was none other then

 

[Substance]

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[Felidae_Khrall]

Many of you gaf'ers might remember my little "run in" with a homeless guy a few months back. Well the last few days i've seen him on the same busy intersection. he's standing on a median with a sign that says "Need Money God Bless You!" and people stop when there's a red light and give him money and shit. I even noticed that he has a walkie talkie in his back pocket. I bet that fucker is in cahoots with a bunch of homeless people, and they get together at the end of the night and use all the money the collected on meth and petrolium jelly. Well i figured its time...TIME FOR REVENGE! What should i do to this guy? I was thinking of calling him over to my car at a stoplight and when he gets close thinking im gonna give him cash, i throw a job application from the nearby supermarket at him and yell "OWNED!" as i drive away. Either that, or i could just get out and throw him into oncoming traffic.

MY suggestion: Squeeze bottle of Ketchup.

 

[ballhog]

The only thing homeless dudes understand is being set on fire. Set on fire=owned to homeless dudes.

 

[Socreges]

What was it again that happened? Did he push you or something?

I just realized you're PistonHonda

 

[Meier]

i throw a job application from the nearby supermarket at him and yell "OWNED!" as i drive away

If you do this, then you need to shout out, "I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!" as you speed away.

 

[Trevelyon]

If he has a swag or a shopping trolley, STEAL IT!!!!

 

[sc0la]

Wait, what about PistomHonda or PistomnHonda or what evs. Did you change to ninja scooter.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i had it changed. I thought the Detroit Pistons were stealing my mojo to beat the Lakers, so i wanted a new one so the Lakers could come back and bet some detroit ass. I was wrong.

 

[carpal]

The only thing homeless dudes understand is being set on fire. Set on fire=owned to homeless dudes.

Ha ha!

My suggestion is to give him food. Bums around my area seem to hate that more than anything.

 

[hobbitx]

I bet that fucker is in cahoots with a bunch of homeless people, and they get together at the end of the night and use all the money the collected on meth and petrolium jelly.

lmao, wino conspiracy. I don't think you should screamed "owned" though, net slang sounds sooo gay in real life.

 

[Burger]

Uhh that walkie talkie thing is pretty weird.

A) He stole the thing and has no use for it.

B) He's an undercover cop/fed and I wouldn't do shit. Of course he's not very good at his job.