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[Diablos]

Now folks, is it me or should Pizza Hut be ashamed of themselves for releasing such a perverted commerical? Think long and hard about this: "Rippin' and dippin'. Tearin' and sharin'." Now that's just sick.

And then the grandma comes back out and says, "oh no, we aren't done rippin' and dippin'!" And then all the kids are like "YAAAYYYY!!!" WHAT THE HELL.

 

[Error Macro]

What the hell. If I see that asinine shit on my television, I'm apt to throw some things at it. And I don't want to hurt my precious telly.

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

It's really annoying. I like crust on pizza, why would I pull it off? The grandma is just obnoxious.

Pizza Hut is awful anyway. The cheese always tastes old.

 

[karasu]

Papa Johns for life. Rawk!

 

[SteveMeister]

Nah, I like Vocelli Pizza better than all of 'em.

Great Panini sandwiches & wings, too.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Fuck Pizza Hut.

The real Rip N Dip

http://www.stefanofoods.com/products02.htm

 

[miyuru]

lol, I'm trying to hold it in!

Suppressed laughter is always the most fun hehehe.

 

[Blinky]

Fuck Pizza Hut.

The real Rip N Dip

http://www.stefanofoods.com/products02.htm

Word. I be gettin' dat stuff at H-E-B

 

[bishoptl]

Hold on - the grandma is being ripped and dipped? Or she's doing the tearing and sharing? Canadian Pizza Hut commercials just show the pizza and the price, why don't we get this hot elderly COHF action? :|

 

[Diablos]

I dunno. If only my capture card was still alive, I'd hook up my VCR and upload it... sorry
The whole FAMILY is rippin' and dippin', tearin' and sharin'! The grandma serves it though.

 

[Desperado]

....what?

 

[OmniGamer]

Btw, that is Queen Latifah doing the voiceovers right? Or is it domino's? Whichever one has "Gather 'round the good stuff"

 

[bishoptl]

I haven't even seen the ad in question and I'm still morally outraged.

 

[impirius]

Don't forget

Slingin' and slangin'

 

[aoi tsuki]

Btw, that is Queen Latifah doing the voiceovers right? Or is it domino's? Whichever one has "Gather 'round the good stuff"

Yeah, Latfiah does the voice on the "Gather 'round the good stuff" spots. But this rippin' and dippin' crap makes me glad i don't own a tv.

 

[SyNapSe]

Yeah, not only isn't it an awful commercial, but it's also the worst pizza ever. I should first say that I hate Pizza Hut, but this whole breadsticks in the crust thing sounded interesting.

It's not. IT BLOWS! First, it eats into an extra 1/4 of the damn pizza. Secondly, as expected it was all crappy and not fresh as Pizza Slut always is. Crappy pizza. BOO!

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Whoa whoa whoa, you don't rip and dip. You flip and then you dip...and possibly drip.

I don't know what they were thinking, it makes me very uncomfortable.

 

[Diablos]

Here's an audio clip of it:

Rippin' and Dippin'!
It's twisted fun! :lol

 

[Diablos]

So what do you think bish?

 

[bishoptl]

downloading now...

edit: bwahahahaaaaa "you can only have fun like this when you're around the good stuff!"

*kids cheer* :lol :lol

That's my new Windows boot-up theme.

 

[firex]

I think it's time America stopped the war on terrorism and started the war on marketing.

 

[ohamsie]

YESSSSSS THANK YOU FOR THAT MP3!!!

My family had been watching law and order, and during every commercial break that ripping and dipping commercial would come on, only they had cut out the tearing and sharing part. Everyone thought I had just made it up, and I tried to say that I wouldn't make something that stupid up but they wouldn't believe me. Now I have PROOF!!!!

 

[Desperado]

I still don't get it.

 

[Sho Nuff]

RIP AND TEAR
DIP AND SHARE

 

[Diablos]

Oh, you're quite welcome.

:lol

It's your new windows start-up theme?? :lol :lol :lol

 

[atomsk]

this doesnt amuse me as much as my gf's sister who works at Little Ceasars, and has to wear a bright orange shirt that says "HOT AND READY"

 

[Diablos]

:lol

 

[Eminem]

Don't forget

Slingin' and slangin'

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

everyone around me is looking at me funny.