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RPG Misogyny Thread #2: Dumbest Magical Blonde?

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Drinky Crow

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Four choices, GAFFOTs:

Elena from Grandia II:
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"I'M GONNA WORK EVEN HARDER!" Need I say more? SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

Alfina from Grandia III:
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OH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK OH I'M SO CLUMSY OH I'M SO SUBMISSIVE AND CUTE
She needs to be skewered with her own vile overwrought waifishness, and HOW

Colette from Tales of Symphonia:
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OH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK OH I'M SO CLUMSY OH I'M SO SUBMISSIVE AND CUTE TAKE TWO
argh god hate hate

Shirley from Tales of Legendia:
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OH DON'T YOU WANNA PROTECT ME BIG BROTHER MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE

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This shit has to STOP in muh interactive pictures. NOW. Vestal, I demand you do something.

For the record, I vote Alfina. Colette is so over the top she drowns in her own cliches, and is therefore the least offensive from the point of self-satire.
 
Elena, because when she wasn't being dumb, she was a bitch. Thank God for Millenia though, otherwise I would have put GII down after hour 3 instead of hour 10

Collete was actually cool midway through the game when
she became a walking angel death machine that (most importantly) couldn't talk
, but otherwise she stayed out of my party at all times
 
Alfina, but only bcause I'm actually playing that game now. Years of therapy have removed Grandia 2 from my mind, and I'd sooner be caught sucking off Reggie behind the local Scientology center before I played a frickin' Tales game.

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MoxManiac said:
Ryudo should have let millenia rape him. I'm convinced he's gay.
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I thought I was the only one who thought this. :lol

The whole time playing Grandia 2, I was wondering when would Ryudo finally make a move on Elena or Millenia.
 
Flonne was parody! She doesn't count!

Collette wins in my book. Maybe it's just the picture you posted, but she seems the one most suited for a passive response to rape.
 
Flonne was awesome, wtf is wrong with you people. IT WAS A COMEDY.

I vote Alfina because she was not only the most annoying girl ever in a game but in the Japanese one she had a voice that made your ears BLEED.
 
Marona isn't stupid, she's just naive and has such a sickeningly cute voice that you just want to CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HER

My vote goes to Collette. She apologizes constantly, falls down a lot (which sometimes reveals the path to victory! HOW CLEVER) and in general is just a stupid bitch
 
Fun fact about Shirley:
she actually tries to kill Senel off later, but too bad things have to end happy and Senel has to save her from this fate D:
 
elostyle said:
How can you guys even remember these characters with names and everything? So forgettable.
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Yeah really. The only ones I could remember before being mentioned were Flonne and Marona. Goddamn Colette was a stupid bitch. So irritating.
 
elostyle said:
How can you guys even remember these characters with names and everything? So forgettable.
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With our super brains that can't be bothered processing sub literature, that's how!
 
It amuses me how little it takes to push you guys over the edge. I'd probably take any of those characters in place of the entire story of XenoSaga Ep. 1 -- the only game I've ever had to quit because of its story.
 
I am so glad feminists dont have much influence in the gaming industry. Every female character would be some kind of androgynous super bitch.
 
basik said:
I am so glad feminists dont have much influence in the gaming industry. Every female character would be some kind of androgynous super bitch.
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Don't worry, Robert Jordan's voluminous (but entirely vapid) Wheel of Time series MORE than makes up for this. In fact, the balance is probably heavily tilted.

...And he just won't stop!
 
I see your "dumbest", and raise it to "actively malevolent".

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There's not much more humiliating than being cockblocked---in a video game---by a ten-year-old that wants you for herself, and puts on the cute but dumb act deliberately when trying to catch you.
 
COLETTE.

OH MY GOD. I would have liked Tales of Symphonia A LOT more if Collete and Lloyd weren't the main characters. I actually like Shirley....
 
I haven't played too many JRPGs in the past gen but I think I'd have to vote for...

I'm at a point in the game where she's my main character and I'm trying my hardest to work up the will to play more. Please tell me it isn't going to last long.

And I always thought the Colette hate in these parts was kind of extreme...I never cared for the character myself but I never found her offensive as most of you seem to! :p
 
Alfina is absolutely the worst blonde female elf Magician EVER. She's dumb, she's whiny, she has an older brother complex, AND she made my ears bleed with her bulbbering in the Japanese version of the game.
 
Drinky Crow said:
Four choices, GAFFOTs:

Elena from Grandia II:
ELENA.jpg

"I'M GONNA WORK EVEN HARDER!" Need I say more? SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

Alfina from Grandia III:
alfina.jpg

OH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK OH I'M SO CLUMSY OH I'M SO SUBMISSIVE AND CUTE
She needs to be skewered with her own vile overwrought waifishness, and HOW

Colette from Tales of Symphonia:
colette1.gif

OH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK OH I'M SO CLUMSY OH I'M SO SUBMISSIVE AND CUTE TAKE TWO
argh god hate hate

Shirley from Tales of Legendia:
aab.sized.jpg

OH DON'T YOU WANNA PROTECT ME BIG BROTHER MOE MOE MOE MOE MOE

augh

This shit has to STOP in muh interactive pictures. NOW. Vestal, I demand you do something.

For the record, I vote Alfina. Colette is so over the top she drowns in her own cliches, and is therefore the least offensive from the point of self-satire.
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I suggest you stop playing shitty rpgs.
 
Jive Turkey said:
I haven't played too many JRPGs in the past gen but I think I'd have to vote for...

I'm at a point in the game where she's my main character and I'm trying my hardest to work up the will to play more. Please tell me it isn't going to last long.

And I always thought the Colette hate in these parts was kind of extreme...I never cared for the character myself but I never found her offensive as most of you seem to! :p
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Xelha's not stupid. Just annoying at first.

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She wins.
 
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Jive Turkey said:
At first? I'm at Wazn and she is still annoying and her story of how she wound up in the events is pretty damn stupid.
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Well, what constitutes annoying? Her voice? That's just a given. But as a character, she ends up pretty cool, at least IMO. I liked her backstory too.
 
colette didn't annoy me to much in fact i liked her
and i didn't play grandia 3 or tales of legendia so my vote goes to elena
also
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Mandoric said:
I see your "dumbest", and raise it to "actively malevolent".

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There's not much more humiliating than being cockblocked---in a video game---by a ten-year-old that wants you for herself, and puts on the cute but dumb act deliberately when trying to catch you.
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Holy crap. I can't believe I forgot about irritating blondes like her. Miss Chateaubriand wins the war.
 
What, no love (hate?) for Fuu from Magic Knight Rayearth? She must have been one of the prototypes for dumb magical blondes in RPGs.

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This somehow relates to the whole "hunger" issue in a lot of anime where the stomach makes that silly grumble and the said person either make a stupid face and faints or rubs their stomach and says "I need food/I'm hungry". It always fucking happens and it annoys the shit out of me.
 
speedpop said:
This somehow relates to the whole "hunger" issue in a lot of anime where the stomach makes that silly grumble and the said person either make a stupid face and faints or rubs their stomach and says "I need food/I'm hungry". It always fucking happens and it annoys the shit out of me.
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This was best used in Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo, where food is important in the series. One of the best scenes from Champloo is when Mugen and Jin are about to go at it to the death and then right before any of them strike, their stomachs growl and they call it off.
 
*uses Torrential Para Ball on this thread*

Jesus christ you guys. okay, colette was sometimes annoying, but not NEARLY as much as you're making it out to be.
 
Joe Molotov said:
What, no love (hate?) for Fuu from Magic Knight Rayearth? She must have been one of the prototypes for dumb magical blondes in RPGs.

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Fuu wasn't dumb (that is to say, her character wasn't). Just excessively polite, like the entire population of Japan.
 
I would like to nominate Legend of Dragoon's Shana:

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Who is SO stupid and subservient that I formed to conclude she has dyed her hair in a futile attempt to hide her Dumb Magical Blonde lineage.

It didn't work.
 
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