Runaway Bride inks movie deal

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Yeah I saw that shit this morning... ridiculous... hey but I'm sure Nancy Grace is happy....
 
The American Dream: White woman gets a bus ticket to New Mexico and makes up a lot of shit...

I did that during Spring Break 2004, where is my movie deal?
 
Grizzlyjin said:
The American Dream: White woman gets a bus ticket to New Mexico and makes up a lot of shit... setting back race relations... AGAIN...


Fixed. ;)

Damn Hispanic kidnappers!
 
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The first thing I said once she was found was, 'Damn, I bet Lifetime is pissed since they probably already had a script finished.'

She's an asshole and everything I've heard from her only solidifies this.
 
DarienA said:

Have you heard the tape of her being questioned by the police? Damn, she was saying all kinds of crazy kinky stuff. She had a very detailed story about giving oral sex to the Hispanic woman...
 
Grizzlyjin said:
Have you heard the tape of her being questioned by the police? Damn, she was saying all kinds of crazy kinky stuff. She had a very detailed story about giving oral sex to the Hispanic woman...

No... there's a tape? Damn wish I'd heard it...

Sounds like she used this opportunity to express her real sexual fantasies... repressed ho. ;)
 
Duluth spent nearly $43,000 to search for her. Wilbanks has repaid $13,249.
That's a mother fucking outrage. I can't believe they let her off like that.
 
Creepy fiancee + Get cold feet + Go to New Mexico + Blame Hispanics + Give the police a porno script + Sean Hannity + Get off easy - 13k= PROFIT!!!!

(notice she waiting until AFTER the sentencing to make that deal. If she had done it before the judge would've thrown the book at her. Victim indeed.)

How are the TV networks going to deal with her story of what happened with the mexican and the woman???
 
ManDudeChild said:
Well at least no one has signed for a Terry Schiavo (sp?) movie ...
yet

Keanu Reeves Set To Play Terri Schiavo In Biopic
"This is the role that Mr. Reeves has been waiting for all his life," said publicist Jan Wagner. "It is really the role of a lifetime. There is very little difference between Mrs. Schiavo and Keanu, besides the fact that Keanu can move his arms and legs...sometimes even voluntarily."
 
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