Ok, but then if your version isn't not the real Islam, then is the version of ISIS not the real Islam? They are mutually exclusive ideas, so how does one reconcile that?
As Muslims we believe that there is a true Islam that we'll be judged by after we die. Now if you don't share that assumption it'll sound ridiculous and irrelevant but if you can imagine it for a moment you might see that when different groups of Muslims accuse each other of not being 'true' Muslims it's not apologia of any sort. It's the harshest ideological criticism that we can even make as it's a struggle over what it means to lead a good and worthy life.
One of the most ridiculous things about all of this is to be struggling with other Muslims about this issue and then to have outsiders who shouldn't even think there is any real Islam logically speaking jump in and go 'No you guys should shut up and go to Magic Mountain and hang out with Goofy where you belong those rapists and murders are the REAL Muslims which by the way you guys are totally apologizing for also by getting blowed up by them.'
this is pretty much the point where the thread always ran off the rails when maninthemirror was around. his interpretation was true, others were not, or so he claimed.
Azih, you are projecting a lot of rage, or at least indignation here, that may not be warranted. I will try and explain why from my perspective, the Mickey Mouse Muslim is not really an insult. You can of course feel free to continue to be insulted, just offering another perspective here. Really trying to get at the notion of dismissiveness or malice vs an outsider's perspective on Islam.
To me, that expression basically pits jihadists against moderates. The 'serious' muslims take the book at face value and are willing to kill and die for certain notions that come from that book (or hadiths, whatever). Some - most - are not willing to kill and die for these notions, or believe altogether different interpretations. So it's easy to basically say, well, one faction is more serious. I take them seriously because they have demonstrated that they are willing to kill and die for these ideas. I don't like them. I want more 'tourists'. Because, from the outside, the tourists have picked and chosen the beliefs they like, and discarded or tried to rationalize away the ones they don't. These people are much more compatible with liberal Western values. For my part, I believe in the universal declaration of human rights, and I do not give a single damn about what you want to practice.
As long as it' doesn't infringe on the rights in the declaration. My commandments as a secular person, if you will.
So when you get all pissed off that someone has dared accuse you of being "unserious" (and why care so much anyways, where is your faith?), it seems nonsensical from the outside, as that person has basically paid you the compliment of assuming you are not a jihadists or militant, unreasonable person. You've
already made accommodations due to (I believe) intrinsic morality, rather than existential blackmail, which is to be commended. So while calling someone a Mickey Mouse Muslim sounds condescending, what it means when you unpack it is "not dangerous to society". If you want to continue to split hairs on labels and act indignant, that's your prerogative, but you should know that this is an outsider saying "those guys with the bombs seem fucking serious. you don't seem that crazy." I wouldn't use it myself, moderate seems to be a fair term, but don't get lost in the weeds over something like that, taking it as this huge insult. Most Catholics and Christians are "tourists" too, and that is a good thing.