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So I haven't eaten anything all day, and I'm in the mood for a turkey breast and provolone or swiss cheese sandwich, which I haven't had in a while. Before I go to the store to buy what I need, I take a quick peek in the fridge to see what I already have.

Mayo = check.

Mustard = check.

Lettuce = check.

Ketchup = check...wait, does ketchup go on a turkey sandwich? Yeah it does...no wait...I don't think it does.

(10 minutes later of debating with myself) Tomato! Tomato goes on a turkey sandwich. How can I forget and be confused about something so basic. That would have probably been the nastiest sandwich ever. Man, let me go get something to eat before my dumb ass brain completely shuts down. You guys ever have blonde moments like this?
 
I just grilled some steaks and it was juicy and pink on the inside, though I wanted it red but overall I bet it was way better than any sandwich you are about to make because ketchup is an abomination to cold sandwiches
 
JodyAnthony said:
ketchup doesnt belong on cold sandwiches.

i like ketchup on my steak though.
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Yogi Bear got socked in the face by a french chef for putting ketchup on a steak, you know.
 
I can't believe many of you say ketchup doesnt belong on a Deli sandwich. Have any of you heard of a New York Sloppy Joe? That thing has Russian dressing which contains ketchup. I love that sandwich, have it every time I go to Jersey or New York.
 
Redd said:
I can't believe many of you say ketchup doesnt belong on a Deli sandwich. Have any of you heard of a New York Sloppy Joe? That thing has Russian dressing which contains ketchup. I love that sandwich, have it every time I go to Jersey or New York.
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Sloppy Joes, last time I had them, are a hot sandwich.
Ketchup really only goes good with hot foods.

Grilled cheese + ketchup = godly
Cheese sandwich + ketchup = awkward
 
RevenantKioku said:
Sloppy Joes, last time I had them, are a hot sandwich.
Ketchup really only goes good with hot foods.

Grilled cheese + ketchup = godly
Cheese sandwich + ketchup = awkward
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No not the regular sloppy joe but the New York Sloppy Joe. Sometimes its called the cold sloppy joe or Jersey Sloppy Joe though. It's a cold cut sandwich with 3 pieces of rye bread.
 
Redd said:
No not the regular sloppy joe but the New York Sloppy Joe. Sometimes its called the cold sloppy joe or Jersey Sloppy Joe though. It's a cold cut sandwich with 3 pieces of rye bread.
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I lived in
South
Jersey for most of my life and never heard of such a thing!

Adol said:
I knew some guys that put ketchup on chicken nuggets.
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You say that like it's an odd thing.
 
Anasui Kishibe said:
yeah, whats the pro? It tastes heavenly. Fried stuff+ketchup=great mix
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I know most go for the sauces when they buy nuggets, but I find most of them to be crap and only recently developed a taste for honey mustard. Regular mustard still isn't my thang.
 
Peanut butter and JAM is gross. That's right, Jam, not jelly. Jelly is what you guys call Jello. Which is just plain weird. Your culture clashes with my culture. Have at the!
 
Redd said:
I can't believe many of you say ketchup doesnt belong on a Deli sandwich. Have any of you heard of a New York Sloppy Joe? That thing has Russian dressing which contains ketchup. I love that sandwich, have it every time I go to Jersey or New York.
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Russian and 1000 Island contain ketchup, yes, but that doesn't justify covering your steak with molasses instead of steak sauce. Russian and 1000 are fine, ketchup is not.



And OP, you fail as a man if you can't make a sandwich.
 
Scullibundo said:
Peanut butter and JAM is gross. That's right, Jam, not jelly. Jelly is what you guys call Jello. Which is just plain weird. Your culture clashes with my culture. Have at the!
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At the what?
 
Scullibundo said:
Peanut butter and JAM is gross. That's right, Jam, not jelly. Jelly is what you guys call Jello. Which is just plain weird. Your culture clashes with my culture. Have at the!
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Damn straight! Jam FTW!

I've always been partial to the Nutella/Crunchy Peanut Butter combo though. Instant clogged arteries am total.

xsarien said:
Mayo is fucking vile.
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Oh no you DIDN'T!!!! (I don't know if it's just my family or Latino families in general, but we've always put mayo on every slice of bread or leaf of lettuce we see. If something has bread or lettuce, it will have mayo on it.
 
ketchup on anything other than fries is vile. sandwich? no. hot dogs? hell no. hamburgers? NO THANKS. it just sucks the taste of the good food away and then all you got is ketchup. no thanks!
 
TemplaerDude said:
ketchup on anything other than fries is vile. sandwich? no. hot dogs? hell no. hamburgers? NO THANKS. it just sucks the taste of the good food away and then all you got is ketchup. no thanks!
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My family calls me crazy whenever I go over to my Aunt's or at Mum's and they've made pupusas or pasteles... because I eat them with ketchup (though we just call it tom-ah-to sauce here) instead of the traditional sauce. I don't know why, but I tried it once as a kid and have preferred the combination ever since.

I don't do it outside the family because they just look at me weird.
 
viciouskillersquirrel said:
Oh no you DIDN'T!!!! (I don't know if it's just my family or Latino families in general, but we've always put mayo on every slice of bread or leaf of lettuce we see. If something has bread or lettuce, it will have mayo on it.
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Nah, not necessarily a Latino thing. Just for people with taste.
 
RevenantKioku said:
Nah, not necessarily a Latino thing. Just for people with taste.
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I approve of this. To this day, I cannot understand people who hate mayo (which includes most of my friends, unfortunately.)
 
zoku88 said:
I approve of this. To this day, I cannot understand people who hate mayo (which includes most of my friends, unfortunately.)
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I assume they hate it straight from the jar. The way a creepy French guy would eat it.
 
zoku88 said:
I approve of this. To this day, I cannot understand people who hate mayo (which includes most of my friends, unfortunately.)
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It is a bland and crappy flavor that will just kill any of the other better flavors on said sandwich or dish.
 
BudokaiMR2 said:
It is a bland and crappy flavor that will just kill any of the other better flavors on said sandwich or dish.
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I find mayo actually tends to enhance and deepen flavors.
 
temp said:
mayonnaise = awesome
ketchup = awesome


That's all I really have to say.
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WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED....
I HAS A FLAVOR!
 
RevenantKioku said:
WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED....
I HAS A FLAVOR!
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:lol That was pretty funny for some reason.

But I made my samwich last night and it was teh awesome! I used to hate mayo but now for some reason, I choose it over Miracle Whip every time. Smoked turkey, swiss cheese which I always double up on, lettuce, I got some of that Grey Pupon mustard, just three drops cause that stuff is strong, NO KETCHUP! I got a huge tomato and dropped a slice on the other slice of squaw bread. If you've never had squaw bread, try it. It's the best bread you'll ever have in your life! Then I had me some chips and salsa to go with it.

Then we watched that show where the dude has to tell the truth under a lie detector. It was good, but the guy didn't have enough dirt on him. He did little things, but overall he was too good of a person to make it interesting. The show needs more scum bags. Did the producers ever call you back bjork? :p

I know how bad most of you were waiting to hear about my sandwich, and I'm sorry to leave you hanging like that. At least you'll be able to sleep good tonight.

Happy Valentines day y'all.
 
lil smoke said:
My old friend used to mix up the mayo and ketchup and dip his fries in it. I stopped eating mayo after that.
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I've lost many a friend by doing this.
But I will continue to.
 
i used to eat cucumber and ketchup sandwiches when i was at primary school, now the idea of mixing the two disgusts me.
 
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