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[unknownstranger]

only if they failed.

You're 14 when you enter 9th grade most of the time.

 

[Deleted member 74300]

Looks kinda like pewdiepie.

Only fitting he would go after 14 year olds since his fan-base is pretty much that age or younger.

 

[Slayven]

Well here's a story involving a female to balance the thread out. Don't view the mugshot pics if you don't want to ruin the fantasy, also don't read the entire story.

http://www.kpho.com/story/25031065/pd-glendale-woman-posing-as-teen-pleads-not-guilty-to-sex-charges

Them angles be magical.

 

[akira28]

hahah them young teachers...always up to fuckery.

 

[terrisus]

Well here's a story involving a female to balance the thread out. Don't view the mugshot pics if you don't want to ruin the fantasy, also don't read the entire story.

http://www.kpho.com/story/25031065/pd-glendale-woman-posing-as-teen-pleads-not-guilty-to-sex-charges

Anna Areola-Hernandez

Areola?

Alright...



Anyway, reading stories like the one in the OP are annoying for me because
1) It makes it that much more difficult for me (a male with an Elementary teaching license) to find a job, because of beliefs about male teachers (even moreso at the Elementary level)
2) Why can people like this get teaching jobs, but I can't

 

[Spring-Loaded]

2) Why can people like this get teaching jobs, but I can't

They clearly have more passion for the job than you.

 

[kewlmyc]

Well here's a story involving a female to balance the thread out. Don't view the mugshot pics if you don't want to ruin the fantasy, also don't read the entire story.

http://www.kpho.com/story/25031065/pd-glendale-woman-posing-as-teen-pleads-not-guilty-to-sex-charges

Holy shit, makeup is amazing.

 

[gugi40]

"By" a custodian.

Yeah the teacher was charged with sexual battery, right?

 

[Zoe]

Yeah the teacher was charged with sexual battery, right?

Yes, the charge is different because as a student she is under his "custody."

 

[The Incarnation]

Fuck me, really does look like a 90's time traveller.

 

[SapientWolf]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/eric-beasley-teacher-sex_n_5104140.html

"I made a huge mistake."

Most of the hot for teacher cases that end up in Off-topic are slam dunk cases with full confessions and heaps of evidence. I guess it takes a special kind of stupid to actually go through with something like this.

 

[Anteater]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/eric-beasley-teacher-sex_n_5104140.html

 

[Daouzin]

Hahahaha, his mug shot is even more amusing to me because he looks exactly like someone that I know.

 

[terrisus]

14 in human years is like 90 in dog years, right?

 

[rtcn63]

Holy shit, makeup is amazing.

If you haven't, google "pornstars without makeup". She could right fit in.

 

[Volimar]

They're everywhere.

I never trusted anyone with my kid. Now it's better because he's getting to that age where I don't trust him either.

 

[Arkos]

.

I'll have to go ahead and patent my Mole Ester product (made with 100% pure mole tm)

 

[Sorian]

Junior highs have 9th graders in them, who are usually 14 or 15.

Yeah, except most school districts run on the 9-12=high school system. And a quick google search seems to indicate that Florida follows suit.

 

[terrisus]

If you haven't, google "pornstars without makeup". She could right fit in.

Two of the results from that search:

 

[TheWorthyEdge]

Get her done! Nice! 14 years old......MMMMMMMMM diggity!

Spoiler

/s FUCKING TERRIBLE

 

[speculawyer]

14? Jeez dude, why? You can't be that desperate.