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[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I believe this as much as I believe in those stupid ass balance bracelets that some athletes hock around.

Top of page?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

You're better off getting that Cammy Cam Juice

that man knew what was in the Cammy Cam Juice.

 

[YoungHav]

That explains that boneheaded pass during the Super Bowl.

 

[ThankYouDaletech]

How did Russ do on the Wonderlic?

 

[Archaix]

Scientists from a Tacoma, WA-based biotech company have developed Recovery Water using a special electro-kinetically modified process. In this process, Recovery Water is infused with charged nano-structures, which are proven safe to consume and highly effective in promoting healthy cells.​

Um...

Ooooh. Not just a normal electro-kinetically modified process. It's special! And nano-structures? That sounds like nanomachines. I want to be Solid Snake, don't you? Drink Recovery water or you'll be stuck in the past like some loser with a concussion and no nanomachines.

 

[Wizman23]

Russell Wilson is a giant D-bag. The fact that he plays off being a saint pretty boy is even more the reason to hate him. I hope that 1st and goal he had last year in the superbowl is the closest he ever gets to another ring.

 

[WesternHeretic]

How did Russ do on the Wonderlic?

28

The same score as

Spoiler

Peyton... FUCK THAT MEANS WE ARE ONLY GOING TO WIN 1 SB =(

Russell Wilson is a giant D-bag. The fact that he plays off being a saint pretty boy is even more the reason to hate him. I hope that 1st and goal he had last year in the superbowl is the closest he ever gets to another ring.

You need be to banned.

 

[Milchjon]

Russell Wilson is a tiny D-bag. The fact that he plays off being a saint pretty boy is even more the reason to hate him. I hope that 1st and goal he had last year in the superbowl is the closest he ever gets to another ring.

fixed

 

[owlbeak]

A real Nigel West Dickens we got here.

This got me. Nice.

 

[TheFatOne]

fixed

That avatar confused me for a second.

 

[Vermillion]

There were enough deflated balls the previous week

Amazing

 

[Dan]

The article in the OP misquotes the Rolling Stone article. It's Wilson's agent that adds a disclaimer, while Wilson doubles down.

Another venture is slightly less altruistic. Wilson is an investor in Reliant Recovery Water, a $3-per-bottle concoction with nanobubbles and electrolytes that purportedly helps people recover quickly from workouts and, according to Wilson, injury. He mentions a teammate whose knee healed miraculously, and then he shares his own testimonial.

"I banged my head during the Packers game in the playoffs, and the next day I was fine," says Wilson. "It was the water."

[Mark] Rodgers offers a hasty interjection. "Well, we're not saying we have real medical proof."

But Wilson shakes his head, energized by the subject. He speaks with an evangelist's zeal.

"I know it works." His eyes brighten. "Soon you're going to be able to order it straight from Amazon."

Can't say I follow the NFL too closely, but this is certainly an unflattering profile. He's a fucking nutjob, brainwashed by his father and believing God is constantly talking to him.

 

[kess]

Hello God. It's me, Russel.

 

[SyNapSe]

fixed

Point Awarded.

 

[Herbs]

He must've reached for the Gatorade instead of the water before that last throw in the Super Bowl. It might've healed his judgement.

 

[Mermandala]

 

[rando14]

Lol what chumps are taking the advice of ANY athletes? They have a high school diploma and thats pretty much it

 

[Dan]

He must've reached for the Gatorade instead of the water before that last throw in the Super Bowl. It might've healed his judgement.

Nah, that was just God experimenting with him.

First, he mentioned that his Super Bowl interception was all part of God's plan: "The play happens, I take three steps, and God says to me, 'I'm using you.' My sixth step, God says to me, 'I want to see how you respond, but more importantly I want [the world] to see how you respond.' "

 

[Strike]

Yup.

 

[Bronx-Man]

He must've reached for the Gatorade instead of the water before that last throw in the Super Bowl. It might've healed his judgement.

I love mocking that call, but that was all Pete Carroll.

 

[Ayt]

Scientists from a Tacoma, WA-based biotech company have developed Recovery Water using a special electro-kinetically modified process. In this process, Recovery Water is infused with charged nano-structures, which are proven safe to consume and highly effective in promoting healthy cells.​

Um...

I'd buy that for a dollar!

 

[cdyhybrid]

Nah, that was just God experimenting with him.

God is a dick.

 

[Miracle]

 

[thelatestmodel]

Oh god. People are going to hear this and start believing it, aren't they.

OK, I need to close the internet and go for a long walk.

 

[the_log_ride]

Uh huh.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

lmao he's trying to sell holy water but cut God out of the proceeds

Spoiler

like most televangelist

 

[Hattori]

https://youtu.be/jNCR6PZ4-oA

 

[Milchjon]

"he has turned down soda and fast-food ads because of their health issues"

 

[xbhaskarx]

He speaks with an evangelist's zeal.
"I know it works." His eyes brighten. "Soon you're going to be able to order it straight from Amazon."

Praise be praise be

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

!

A great man, sharing his miracle spring water with the world.

 

[Grym]

so...uh...I'm seeing some obvious signs of brain trauma

 

[_woLf]

Russell Wilson is a giant D-bag. The fact that he plays off being a saint pretty boy is even more the reason to hate him. I hope that 1st and goal he had last year in the superbowl is the closest he ever gets to another ring.

I'm a Seahawks fan and I was hoping the Cavs would win the title this year. I now hope your sports teams are doomed for an eternity of losing.

Don't mess with our Wussle!

 

[BanGy.nz]

Does Ciara have a thing for guys who drink weird shit?

 

[Thatoneguy]

I didn't need more reasons to dislike the Seahawks, but if Wilson wants to bring a couple cans of gasoline to the party, I ain't going to stop him.

 

[mre]

Boy, Wisconsin sure graduates some dummies, don't they. *whistles*

 

[element]

What's his belief system again?

VERY much a born again Christian. As a Seahawks fan, it grows tiresome at times. He isn't Tebow level, but can hit that point at times.

 

[Lowmelody]

More of a pigeon than a seahawk.

 

[Mermandala]

Sea Hawks = Water Peddlers

 

[Yaboosh]

Boy, Wisconsin sure graduates some dummies, don't they. *whistles*

Oh sure, NOW you don't claim him.

 

[nomster]

Boy, Wisconsin sure graduates some dummies, don't they. *whistles*

To be fair wasn't he just a grad student there? NC State did the damage.

 

[tiggerkiddo]

Lol what chumps are taking the advice of ANY athletes? They have a high school diploma and thats pretty much it

A whole lot of people, even though they really shouldn't.

 

[Cooter]

Even as a Niners fan I used to like Russell but between this and his claim about God speaking to him he's just too damn annoying to like now.

 

[JCizzle]

Clearly not the cocktail of shit that Cheatin Pete put in you after the game, it's the water!

 

[Walter White Walker]

Even as a Seahawks fan I've got to say he really needs to stfu up about all this off the field stuff. I really don't want to know about not having sex, fraud water is bs, and he needs to stop saying God talks to him like he's some unique precious snowflake. On the field he's fine, off the field I really don't want to hear anything out of him anymore.

 

[legend166]

Did I really just read the word 'nanobubbles'?

 

[RiccochetJ]

Did I really just read the word 'nanobubbles'?

Do you have a problem with really tiny bubbles?

 

[mr2xxx]

See Chris Borland, all you needed was 12 pack of micro bubbles! Dudes talented but a fucking idiot.

 

[El Topo]

First Pacquiao gets healed by sea water, now this.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

I used to be of the opinion that Russ was a nice guy in a veritable Sea of Douchechickens. Clearly the entire organization is poison. Tear down the stadium and move them to Oklahoma City or something.

 

[Gadfly]

I am a Seahawks fan but if he continues with this nonsense, I won't care about them till he goes (or comes to his senses).

I don't mind sport stars having strong beliefs and all that. But when somebody in celebrity position spreads superstition and contributes to ignorance when we need them most to encourage science (or at least shut up and not harm it), I can't stay indifferent.