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SEPTEMBER WRASSLIN' |OT| ALMOST BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE
Welcome back to another month of pro wrasslin! Somehow we're still here. So what's new this month in the greatest sport in the world?

WWE

KING BORK has honored us with his blessed reign, and the WWE landscape has been better for it. In fact, maybe a little TOO much, since everything else that doesn't have Bork has been a little meh. Now, as we march on to Night of Champions, Bork will defend his title against future movie star John Cena, in a match that will have many at WrassleGaf watching with baited breath.

TNA

The saga of whether TNA is or isn't cancelled is a more compelling storyline than any TNA has ever done. But hey, Bubba left so there's that

NJPW

Coming off an amazing G1 Climax, New Japan marches on with "Road to Destruction" and "Destruction," coming our way at the end of September.

Lots of potentially interesting stuff coming our way. Hopefully nothing shits the bed

 

[Perspicacity]

Wtf

 

[FallingEdge]

that new thread smell

 

[British Monsoon]

There's a Dragon Gate iPPV this month as well, on 9/9;

9/9/2014 Tokyo, Korakuen Hall - USTREAM

http://www.ustream.tv/dragonGate $14.99

0. K-ness, Super Shisa vs. Yosuke♡Santa Maria, Yuga Hayashi
1. Uhaa Nation, Shachihoko BOY vs. Jimmy Kagetora, "Mr. High Tension" Kotoka
2. Punch Tominaga vs. Don Fujii
3. Summer Adventure Tag League - B Block: T-Hawk, Eita vs. CIMA, Gamma
4. Open the Brave Gate Championship Match: Flamita vs. Kzy
5. BxB Hulk, Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid vs. Akira Tozawa, Masato Yoshino, Shingo Takagi
6. Jimmyz vs. MAD BLANKEY Loser Revives Survival Instant Comeback Captain's Fall Elimination Match: Jimmy Susumu, Jimmy Kanda, Mr. Quu Quu Tanizaki Naoki Toyonaka Dolphin, Genki Horiguchi H.A.Gee.Mee!! vs. YAMATO, Naruki Doi, Cyber Kong, Mondai Ryu
*Captains will be decided at bell time

No idea what the hell that main event's about, should be fun though. And that trios tag looks awesome. Punch vs Fuji should be interesting, great gimmick for Tominaga.

 

[Professor Beef]

that new thread smell

smells like shit

 

[FallingEdge]

smells like shit

 

[PInk Tape]

I thought Pepsi was-

Wtf

 

[Thorakai]

that capitalized B in "brings" is going to bug me for the rest of the month

Wtf

berried

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Wtf

I thought Pepsi was-

i swear i didn't know

 

[PInk Tape]

i swear i didn't know

It's not that big of a deal.. Pepsi can make the next one.

 

[Gonzalez]

that capitalized B in "brings" is going to bug me for the rest of the month



berried

Just pretend that this is also a Lethal Weapon tribute month, and the OP made a pun using Briggs.

 

[RBH]

Wtf

Isn't this the second month in a row that this has happened to you? :lol

 

[British Monsoon]

For no reason, here's a pic of Dusty looking coked out of his mind with Solie;

 

[Vylash]

the persp streak continues

 

[PInk Tape]

I hereby decree that Pepsi gets to make the next Wrasslegaf OT.

*bangs miniature gavel*

 

[plagiarize]

That was one hell of a suplex.

 

[RBH]

the persp streak continues

It's now the greatest streak in the history of our sport.

 

[jred2k]

Wtf

Being a polite Canadian will get you nowhere in the cut-throat world that is WrassleGAF.

 

[Rhaknar]

question about G1 because I have the memory of a slug, what match was Nakamura posing and got kicked in the face for his troubles?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

question about G1 because I have the memory of a slug, what match was Nakamura posing and got kicked in the face for his troubles?

v. ishii I believe

 

[Rhaknar]

v. ishii I believe

yes of course! thank you

 

[PInk Tape]

You are either the shovel or you'll be berried by it. #WrasslegafWisdom

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

The capitalization in the title almost brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Sokantish]

I can't believe you guys keep doing this to Pespi

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Pepsi screwed Pepsi.

#NonOfMySympy

 

[strobogo]

question about G1 because I have the memory of a slug, what match was Nakamura posing and got kicked in the face for his troubles?

Day 7 against Ishii

 

[Alucard]

Why is "brings" capitalized in the title? COME ON!

Also, the WrassleGAF legit shook logo is fantastic.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

The reason brings was capitalized was because originally it was just going to be "Brings a tear to my eye" but I forgot that's not the full quote. In my ignorance I left it capitalized.

 

[Vylash]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPdc72XIJpo

dat new Sasha Banks theme

 

[sf2fanatic]

smells like shit

Condor dive!!


Logo looked cool.

 

[PInk Tape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPdc72XIJpo

dat new Sasha Banks theme

This shits. I use.

[

 

[RBH]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPdc72XIJpo

dat new Sasha Banks theme

This shit is terrible.



Let me show you a real theme song:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6aQ8nU2Xeo

 

[Heel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYXsSWROtN8

 

[Alucard]

So, in the August thread I learned that four or five other WrassleGAFfers also listen to Amon Amarth. I'm going to take a shot in the dark here...

Anyone else listen to Wintersun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZB6JVllJSg

They're really fucking epic and badass. They make you feel like climbing a mountain in the middle of a snowstorm.

 

[Carnby]

I just realized this guy is actually claping. But the WWE keeps using for for "people who were saddened by the slaughtering for John Cena."

 

[strobogo]

I initially thought that was Damien Sandow playing the part of "Fan", but now I see that Alex Shelley has fallen on hard times, daddy.

 

[Heel]

I just realized this guy is actually claping. But the WWE keeps using for for "people who were saddened by the slaughtering for John Cena."

That's his hand flailing uncontrollably due to shock.

 

[Showaddy]

I just realized this guy is actually claping. But the WWE keeps using for for "people who were saddened by the slaughtering for John Cena."

They really were scraping the barrel to find anyone that was genuinely upset. Tried to replicate the Taker moment and just gave up focusing on the crowd after like 5 seconds.

 

[zychi]

So, in the August thread I learned that four or five other WrassleGAFfers also listen to Amon Amarth. I'm going to take a shot in the dark here...

Anyone else listen to Wintersun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZB6JVllJSg

They're really fucking epic and badass. They make you feel like climbing a mountain in the middle of a snowstorm.

I dig that video you posted. Gonna check more out. I'm always up for new music to add to my collection.

 

[Carnby]

In reality this guy was thinking "marvelous!"

 

[Vylash]

In reality this guy was thinking "marvelous!"

"gonna make sure the auto renew is on!"

 

[Carnby]

"gonna make sure the auto renew is on!"

LOL!

 

[Alucard]

I dig that video you posted. Gonna check more out. I'm always up for new music to add to my collection.

They basically only have two albums. Really recommend getting "Time I." It's fantastic.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Do y'all have your fall fashion ready? The new regime is taking over

 

[Reneledarker]

So, in the August thread I learned that four or five other WrassleGAFfers also listen to Amon Amarth. I'm going to take a shot in the dark here...

Anyone else listen to Wintersun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZB6JVllJSg

They're really fucking epic and badass. They make you feel like climbing a mountain in the middle of a snowstorm.

Yeah, listened some songs some time ago, have you listen to Tyr?

Týr - Ragnarok

 

[Carnby]

I just watched I Spit On Your Grave 2 and was reminded of why I fucking love revenge movies.

 

[strobogo]

LOL!

Sequel to the original or to the remake? I remember seeing the original at around 12 and being very, very disturbed at what sure seemed like a 45 minute rape scene. I never finished the movie.

 

[Carnby]

Sequel to the original or to the remake? I remember seeing the original at around 12 and being very, very disturbed at what sure seemed like a 45 minute rape scene. I never finished the movie.

Yup, although it has nothing to due with part 1. And yes, the rape and torture is infuriating to watch. But the revenge is glorious.

It's not for every one. I'm really into the sick and twisted horror movies that make me squirm in my seat.

Devil's Rejects, Hills have Eyes remake, High Tension, Martyrs, Hostel, Last House on the Left original are examples of my favorites.

 

[Heel]

NBC News: Pro-Wrestlers Put On Show for Baffled North Koreans

Kayfabe is back, baby.

 

[strobogo]

NBC News: Pro-Wrestlers Put On Show for Baffled North Koreans



Kayfabe is back, baby.

Places kayfabe never left: Russia, North Korea, the Republic of Upper Volta