Sex on the Beach

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I can't believe people really do that...
I could not sleep been up all night so I walked to the beach just to see the sunrise
and about 40 feet up the beach was a couple doing it right there on the sand!

I so wanted to take a photo damn :mad

I was not the only one watching many people walked right by them. crazy place
 
U should of ran up and kicked sand in her snatch which would of ruined everything. Unless the guy likes fucking sand paper that is.
 
Screaming Seagull:
While having sex on the beach (or in a sandbox if your a pedophile), you pull your cock out briefly to roll it around in the sand to collect a little "breading". Reinsert, and put your hands over your ears, cause your sweet little seagull may get kinda loud.
 
Mr Gump said:
U should of ran up and kicked sand in her snatch which would of ruined everything. Unless the guy likes fucking sand paper that is.



haha!

I was drinking water when I read that you fucking jerk.

Water all over my shirt.
 
Happens all the time. Though I generally only get to beaches on holidays, so I guess you'd expect it in some of those places.

I've seen some people having sex on those recliner things you can get for the beach, I kind of thought the whole point of sex on the beach was...you know...to be on the beach.
 
Well beach is a romantic place and it would be perfect if there wasn't the damn sand... it can go everywhere. The damn sand destroyed a perfect date for me. Funny story actually... if you're not me...
 
theo said:
Screaming Seagull:
While having sex on the beach (or in a sandbox if your a pedophile), you pull your cock out briefly to roll it around in the sand to collect a little "breading". Reinsert, and put your hands over your ears, cause your sweet little seagull may get kinda loud.
Hmmm... we've always called it the Chicken Cutlet, but to each their own I suppose!
 
theo said:
Screaming Seagull:
While having sex on the beach (or in a sandbox if your a pedophile), you pull your cock out briefly to roll it around in the sand to collect a little "breading". Reinsert, and put your hands over your ears, cause your sweet little seagull may get kinda loud.

:lol
 
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