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[Smiles and Cries]

I can't believe people really do that...
I could not sleep been up all night so I walked to the beach just to see the sunrise
and about 40 feet up the beach was a couple doing it right there on the sand!

I so wanted to take a photo damn :mad

I was not the only one watching many people walked right by them. crazy place

 

[DaCocoBrova]

The beach is a dirty place.

 

[Mr Gump]

U should of ran up and kicked sand in her snatch which would of ruined everything. Unless the guy likes fucking sand paper that is.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

seriously I was a bit jealous... everyone here is having more fun than me

 

[Baconäger]

Take comfort in the fact that you (probably) didn't get sand in your ass crack like they did.

 

[The Faceless Master]

see, sex on the beach is meant to be done in the water on a nice secluded caribbean beach

 

[theo]

Screaming Seagull:
While having sex on the beach (or in a sandbox if your a pedophile), you pull your cock out briefly to roll it around in the sand to collect a little "breading". Reinsert, and put your hands over your ears, cause your sweet little seagull may get kinda loud.

 

[evil ways]

see, sex on the beach is meant to be done in the water on a nice secluded caribbean beach

You've been to Isla Verde in PR?

 

[The Faceless Master]

You've been to Isla Verde in PR?

nah, but i was born on st. kitts, and been to near 20 other islands in the caribbean

 

[Diablos]

Was the girl hot?

 

[thom]

U should of ran up and kicked sand in her snatch which would of ruined everything. Unless the guy likes fucking sand paper that is.

haha!

I was drinking water when I read that you fucking jerk.

Water all over my shirt.

 

[cvxfreak]

The beach is a dirty place.

Fact of the day.

 

[Mama Smurf]

Happens all the time. Though I generally only get to beaches on holidays, so I guess you'd expect it in some of those places.

I've seen some people having sex on those recliner things you can get for the beach, I kind of thought the whole point of sex on the beach was...you know...to be on the beach.

 

[Che]

Well beach is a romantic place and it would be perfect if there wasn't the damn sand... it can go everywhere. The damn sand destroyed a perfect date for me. Funny story actually... if you're not me...

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Was the girl hot?

yes, yes she was

 

[AlphaSnake]

*listens to some Chris Isaac*

 

[Triumph]

Screaming Seagull:
While having sex on the beach (or in a sandbox if your a pedophile), you pull your cock out briefly to roll it around in the sand to collect a little "breading". Reinsert, and put your hands over your ears, cause your sweet little seagull may get kinda loud.

Hmmm... we've always called it the Chicken Cutlet, but to each their own I suppose!

 

[Che]

Screaming Seagull:
While having sex on the beach (or in a sandbox if your a pedophile), you pull your cock out briefly to roll it around in the sand to collect a little "breading". Reinsert, and put your hands over your ears, cause your sweet little seagull may get kinda loud.

:lol