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[ReasonBeing]

My wife and I have a preteen daughter and a toddler. This means that for longer than a decade, we have had at most 36 consecutive hours of true alone time together. We truly love and support each other, and while I won't complain about our frequency of intimacy, there is always the ever present reality that we can't get too crazy, or we will draw unwanted attention.

We have been living a nomadic lifestyle for the past two years and finally made it a point to take a week to fly home (without the kids) and prep our home to be rented out. I learned two things during this past week. My wife and I still actually enjoy each other's company, and God damn is sex so much better when you don't have kids in the house.

The first day and a half was pretty normal as it takes a minute to recalibrate to a new environment, but over those last 3 and a half days alone, we put our early 20 year old selves to shame. Being with someone for so long allows one to shed their inhibitions, and we finally got a chance to really explore what intimacy can be like when you aren't worried about showing off, being judged, or having a kid knock at the door because you were making too much noise.

It's been 3 days since I dropped my wife back off at the airport (I'm stuck here finishing up) and I can't wait to get back to her. It feels like those early days of a relationship where you can't keep your hands off one another. Overall, this trip has been hard as fuck, stressful, exhausting, and expensive, but I'm so happy we took it.

 

[KingHippo1967]

Sir, this is a McDonald's, can you please just use the screen to order

 

[AJUMP23]

I think being married and intimate is really great too.

 

[jshackles]

My wife and I thankfully have always lived in places where the kids were far enough away from our bedroom because we knew we'd be bangin'. Even after 20 years together, we haven't really slowed down...

 

[kanjobazooie]

Don't jinx it.

 

[Woggleman]

It depends on who you marry.

 

[ReasonBeing]

Sir, this is a McDonald's, can you please just use the screen to order

Oh fuck... Can I just get a big mack. Not a combo...just the sandwich.

 

[ReasonBeing]

It depends on who you marry.

You are right about that. I have seen the other side of the coin in some of my families and friends relationships. Some people are great individually, but just awful together.

 

[poodaddy]

My wife and I don't enjoy the frequency we once did, but I can confirm that the sex has actually gotten better, not worse, as our marriage has aged. She's more wild now, less conservative in bed ya know? She's a "good girl" so the first 7 ish years of our marriage she was somewhat prudish I suppose you might say. Now? Absolute hellcat when my daughter's not home, and way hornier than she used to be, with one caveat....when we're both busy, (as we almost always are these days), the stress just kind of kills our sex drive, both of us too, not just her.

Meh, things will get better, can't wait to relax more lol.

 

[ReasonBeing]

She's more wild now, less conservative in bed ya know? She's a "good girl" so the first 7 ish years of our marriage she was somewhat prudish I suppose you might say. Now? Absolute hellcat when my daughter's not home,

Ahh, that must be where you got the "poodaddy" moniker from.

 

[Genesis Knight]

Experience varies massively of course. But when it works, it works!

Been married 16 years this year, have four kids. We've maintained about 2-3x a week the entire time and it's been great.

 

[poodaddy]

Ahh, that must be where you got the "poodaddy" moniker from.

Nothing so exciting, just a shortened version of Chrisypoo that all my friends eventually started transmogrifying into all kinds of weird versions of Poo lol. Kinda boring, I know :/

 

[ssringo]

Nothing so exciting, just a shortened version of Chrisypoo that all my friends eventually started transmogrifying into all kinds of weird versions of Poo lol. Kinda boring, I know :/

...

That you GrandPooBear?

he's a speedrunner

 

[poodaddy]

...

That you GrandPooBear?

he's a speedrunner

I am not he, however I'm incensed at his leverage of my title for his own needs!

Nah, that's cool lol, is he good? What kinda games does he play often?

I don't have even a fraction of the skill to be truly impressive at speed running anything, but lawdy lawd can I blast through a MegaMan X game with the quickness. MMX would be the only thing I'd speed run if I thought I was remotely good enough to speed run anything, but I've seen that community's speed runs and I simply don't measure up....I wish

 

[p_xavier]

Lucky, I had an insane libido prior to be on anxiolytic, it never recovered avec after I stopped.

 

[Days like these...]

I didn't read this but how is this not a thread by the guy who's wife has a perfect butthole his username eludes me at the moment?

 

[ReasonBeing]

Lucky, I had an insane libido prior to be on anxiolytic, it never recovered avec after I stopped.

Anxiety destroyed my libido for many years. It eventually morphed into anxiety about the anxiety in an awful feedback loop. I can't say what specifically got me out of this cycle, but I know cutting off corn made a big difference for me. It wasn't immediate, but after around a month, I noticed something was different and went with it.

 

[Madserb2023]

So the legends are true.

 

[ReasonBeing]

I didn't read but how is not a thread by the guy who's wife has a perfect butthole his username eludes me at the moment?

IntentionalPun

I've lurked for years and remember that whole... thing

 

[IntentionalPun]

IntentionalPun

I've lurked for years and remember that whole... thing

"That whole thing" makes it sound huge; it's perfect in size and shape.

 

[ReasonBeing]

"That whole thing" makes it sound huge; it's perfect in size and shape.

I did not intend to misrepresent the gloriousness of your wife's cinnamon roll.

 

[Days like these...]

I did not intend to misrepresent the gloriousness of your wife's cinnamon roll.

I prefer the term balloon knot. Pics or you sit in the chair in the corner of the hotel room.

 

[Windle Poons]

Thinly veiled 'I'm having sex and you're not' thread.

 

[jason10mm]

This is another one of those AI created threads, full of lies, right?

 

[AJUMP23]

I guess Bill Belicheck is about to know what married intimacy is all about.

Thread 'Bill Belicheck Rumored to be engaged with his 24-year old girlfriend Jordon Hudson'

May 21, 2025

Report: Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Revealed That They're Engaged

Much has been made lately about Bill Belichick's relationship with his girlfriend Jordon Hudson. As a result, it's not a surprise that a nugget buried in a fresh New York Times piece on the 24-year-old Hudson is gaining steam Tuesday. According to Times reporter Katherine Rosman, Belichick ...

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Much has been made lately about Bill Belichick's relationship with his girlfriend Jordon Hudson.

As a result, it's not a surprise that a nugget buried in a fresh New York Times piece on the 24-year-old Hudson is gaining steam Tuesday. According to Times reporter Katherine Rosman, Belichick and Hudson might actually be more than just boyfriend and girlfriend.

Reportedly there's reason to believe the pair are engaged.

"Ms. Hudson has told at least one person that...

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[ReasonBeing]

Thinly veiled 'I'm having sex and you're not' thread.

Definitely a "I'm having sex" thread, but I wouldn't agree with the "you're not" part. Is this just a Freudian Slip?

This is another one of those AI created threads, full of lies, right?

 

[ReasonBeing]

I guess Bill Belicheck is about to know what married intimacy is all about.

Thread 'Bill Belicheck Rumored to be engaged with his 24-year old girlfriend Jordon Hudson'

May 21, 2025

Report: Bill Belichick's Girlfriend Revealed That They're Engaged

Much has been made lately about Bill Belichick's relationship with his girlfriend Jordon Hudson. As a result, it's not a surprise that a nugget buried in a fresh New York Times piece on the 24-year-old Hudson is gaining steam Tuesday. According to Times reporter Katherine Rosman, Belichick ...

www.yahoo.com

Much has been made lately about Bill Belichick's relationship with his girlfriend Jordon Hudson.

As a result, it's not a surprise that a nugget buried in a fresh New York Times piece on the 24-year-old Hudson is gaining steam Tuesday. According to Times reporter Katherine Rosman, Belichick and Hudson might actually be more than just boyfriend and girlfriend.

Reportedly there's reason to believe the pair are engaged.

"Ms. Hudson has told at least one person that...

• Adapting
• Replies: 59
• Forum: Off-Topic Discussion

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Now I have the mental image of Bill explaining their game plan for the nights romantic activities.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

What do you mean "you had sex with your wife"? Like...are you in the same room and she is watching you? This is confusing and strange....send pictures.

 

[Days like these...]

What do you mean "you had sex with your wife"? Like...are you in the same room and she is watching you? This is confusing and strange....send pictures.

You're partially right, they're in the same (hotel) room but he's sitting in the chair in the corner.

 

[ReasonBeing]

You're partially right, they're in the same (hotel) room but he's sitting in the chair in the corner.

Also blindfolded. I'm only allowed to listen and smell.

 

[Days like these...]

Also blindfolded. I'm only allowed to listen and smell.

Be a good boy you might get to cleanup

 

[6502]

Married sex life is awesome, so long as your wife doesn't find out.

 

[ItsGreat]

Not for me. I'm now a wanker.

(I now see why 'wanker' is such a good put down)

 

[j0hnnix]

Obviously married sex life is amazing with the mistress.

 

[Northeastmonk]

very true.

My grandfather warned me as a teenager. He said women shut down sexually as they get older and to prepare myself. Thanks grandpa. The fear never left.

 

[Connificent]

 

[mitch1971]

I feel sticky after reading that.

 

[Plies]

Be a good boy you might get to cleanup

Would you sit in the chair if I set it up?

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Only while the husband is out.

 

[Mistake]

very true.

My grandfather warned me as a teenager. He said women shut down sexually as they get older and to prepare myself. Thanks grandpa. The fear never left.

Some do some don't. Luck of the draw after 50. Same for men. If you want to keep a woman in the mood, she needs a good environment to let loose. Kids interrupt that