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[Incognito]

Here's an exchange between Alan Colmes and anti-abortion activist Neal Horsleylol seriously).

COLMES: "You had sex with animals?"

HORSLEY: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

COLMES: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

HORSLEY: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

COLMES: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

HORSLEY: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality...Welcome to domestic life on the farm...If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates, you might in fact have sex with it."

:lol :lol :lol

http://www.foxnews.com/alancolmesra..._Audio&Alan Colmes Radio&acc&Radio&-1&wvx-300

 

[themadcowtipper]

Correction sex with animals the norm in Georgia!

Georgia the Beastality State!

 

[bishoptl]

You know, in a pinch, a peach warmed up in the microwave for 20 seconds makes a handy substi-

never mind

 

[Boomer]

:lol who would admit to that? good god

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

:lol

wow.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

Not surprised.

 

[SuperPac]

Apparently, according to this guy
Abortion = Against god's will
Sex with animals = Nothing wrong with it

 

[dskillzhtown]

You know...most people avoid doing things in fear of being caught or found out. So if you are in a rural area, miles away from anyone...would you go ahead and try it? I know I won't! Getting to a point where having sex with an animal is a good idea is not something I ever want to be about. There is waaaaaay too much internet porn out there.

 

[tedtropy]

Apparently, according to this guy
Abortion = Against god's will
Sex with animals = Nothing wrong with it

Why else did god put them here? Eatin' and porkin', that's why!

 

[Kabuki Waq]

YEEEEE HAAAAAWWW

 

[Dilbert]

Why else did god put them here? Eatin' and porkin', that's why!

Dominion, baby!

 

[siege]

Being someone who lives in Georgia, I don't see this coming as a surprise.

 

[Azih]

How is thinking sex with animals is weird being removed from reality?

 

[Azih]

Being someone who lives in Georgia, I don't see this coming as a surprise.

I must ask you this..


does it really vibrate?

Also is sex with all animals ok, or just female ones? Because you know, the former would be pretty gay.

 

[GaimeGuy]

Being someone who lives in Georgia, I don't see this coming as a surprise.

Did you bend over for that horse?

 

[siege]

Did you bend over for that horse?

My first girlfriend was a goat.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

"Neal Horsley"

...



:lol :lol

 

[GaimeGuy]

My first girlfriend was a goat.

Was she good in the sack?

 

[siege]

Was she good in the sack?

Oh yeah. Find a Dam with big teets that doesn't have Mastitis or Scours and it's good living.

 

[WARCOCK]

seige: Damn that sounds like da shit. I need me some of that. Do you think she would be interested in a 5 10, italian, green eyes.

 

[themadcowtipper]

"Oh Yeah, Who's your Daddy Bitch!

 

[Diablos]

To be 100% honest, I'm not surprised.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

well, that's just astounding.

Wonder if NZ can get rid of this sheep shagger gag now that this guy is publicly declaring that georgia is the place where you shag donkeys.

 

[Amakusa]

What the fuck? I'm born and raised in Georgia!! He let out one of our most protected Secrets!!! WE WILL HUNT HIM DOWN!!

No but really, the part of GA I'm in I've only seen Cows and horses.... (remembers a remark his friends Girlfriend made about her first kiss was from a horse) Ohhh my god....

 

[Amakusa]

<-------*looks at Avatar* Oh my god again!!

 

[Banjo Tango]

I read a similar statement from Larry Flynt... he said any man who grew up on a farm and denied having sex with the livestock at some point was a goddamn liar.

 

[Lemurnator]

20 bucks says he hates gay people.

 

[gofreak]

As a non-American, he sounds like Cletus.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

You know...most people avoid doing things in fear of being caught or found out. So if you are in a rural area, miles away from anyone...would you go ahead and try it? I know I won't! Getting to a point where having sex with an animal is a good idea is not something I ever want to be about. There is waaaaaay too much internet porn out there.

Pr0n is teh evil.

 

[OmniGamer]

As a non-American, he sounds like Cletus.

Some Folk'll never fuck a mule, but then again, some Folk'll, like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel.[/Simpsons]