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[Baki]

Wait, I throw glass shards in peoples eyes? That's definitely new to me.

 

[Jangaroo]

Jangaroo: Believes mulch is is for sissies

I suck at gardening :lol

 

[weekend_warrior]

WHAT ABOUT ME? HUH?

I WANT ATTENTION!

SpacLock: Secretly weighs over 800lbs and lurks GAF 22 hours a day.

 

[siddx]

SpacLock : Plays racquetball with the pride and anger of young Rocky Carson
cnizzle06 : Used to play the bagpipes, will never touch them again until “she” returns to his embrace.

 

[mike23]

How the hell can you remember so many names and posts relating to them? I remember almost all of the posts you referenced but I forget who posted within 10 seconds of leaving the thread.

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Except for Docpan. I recognize his posts before even looking at the name

 

[cnizzle06]

SpacLock : Plays racquetball with the pride and anger of young Rocky Carson
cnizzle06 : Used to play the bagpipes, will never touch them again until “she” returns to his embrace.

Rumor has it, the bagpipes are why she left in the first place. It's a lose-lose situation.

 

[siddx]

How the hell can you remember so many names and posts relating to them? I remember almost all of the posts you referenced but I forget who posted within 10 seconds of leaving the thread.

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Except for Docpan. I recognize his posts before even looking at the name

:lol I don't, I just made random shit up about everybody, stuff my heart told me was true.

 

[Zero Hero]

OP has too much time on their hands.

Came to say this.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

This thread is magnificently creepy, OP.

 

[V_Ben]

I'm not in the OP :lol

Edit: But this thread is marvelously strange. well played :lol

 

[Shard]

Wait, Atari Jaguar, what?

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

missbreedsiddx : Username has "miss" in it, avatar is a naked demon lady, must be a girl gaffer... nahhhhh its a dood.

 

[spindashing]

Wtffff I want in thissssss. I'm not that well known but but but I want friennndssss and recognittiiiiooon.

 

[British Monsoon]

Wtffff I want in thissssss. I'm not that well known but but but I want friennndssss and recognittiiiiooon.

spindashing; Added extra clap; not college material.

 

[The Technomancer]

The_Technomancer : Has one black testicle and one white testicle. They aren't fond of each other.

I'm glad I'm on the list but.....wat? I honestly want to know where that came from.


I don't know a lot of names off of the top of my head, the three that spring to mind:
Amir0x: Extremely outspoken in his beliefs, often to the point of (seemingly) vitrol.
stumpakapow: usually knows more then me about a given subject
ShockingAlberto: is to reasonable for this forum.

 

[spindashing]

spindashing; Added extra clap; not college material.

I don't even know what that means. :lol

Guess I'll drop out of college and release a rap album. They'll ask why I dropped out and I'll tell them with a straight face: "GAF made me do it."

 

[S. L.]

I'm glad I'm on the list but.....wat? I honestly want to know where that came from.

embrace it

 

[weekend_warrior]

spindashing; Added extra clap; not college material.

Bootaaay: Wishes he was sitting at home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmmm, potato chips.

 

[Extollere]

Just for you guys

Extollere : Has a passion for cumbia that no man can extinguish

That's not exactly true, but I'll take it.

 

[Karram]

Karram : Tried to kill the cast of Jersey Shore

I actually want to kill the Jersey shore cast but I've yet to try it. :lol

 

[wenis]

wenis : Makes a “wicka wicka” sound between sentences

Now where do you get off revealing my secret. *wicka wicka* That's just straight up mean and cruel. *wicka wicka*

 

[Nonoriri]

Nonoriri : Hangs out in men’s restrooms, not for the dick, for the smell.

It's the soap man.

 

[Exilexc]

something a goddamn psycho would write.

I agree.

 

[Jackson50]

Jackson50 : Refuses to call his penis anything other than “my kablamy”

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Damn right!
Also these should be the new tags.

No way man! I LOVE MY TAG!

*goes back to hugging his great tag*

 

[Medalion]

Pinko Marx: Virgin

.

 

[Calcaneus]

Jesus, that's a lot of posters. If I tried this I would only get like a quarter of the way in.

Also: Calcaneus : Has the bone density of a small trout

Sent me on a five minute research hunt on the bone density of small fish.

 

[S1lent]

You're a crazy genius, missbreedsiddx. It'd be really great if all of these were stuff that's related to something the poster had said previously. That'd be some Rain Man type shit.

 

[thetrin]

Nothing about me? I'm offended.

 

[FleckSplat]

Can I get a line?

(I know I'm not that popular, but I've posted in my share of threads).

 

[weekend_warrior]

Nothing about me? I'm offended.

thetrin: Names all his fruit before he eats it.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Can I get a line?

(I know I'm not that popular, but I've posted in my share of threads).

FleckSplat: Self-conscious about the size of his ears.

 

[siddx]

Nothing about me? I'm offended.

thetrin : Only has sex with his shoes on

FleckSplat :Is exceptionally proud of his arm hair


Weekend Warrior is holding it down too :lol

 

[FleckSplat]

FleckSplat: Self-conscious about the size of his ears.

:lol Thanks.

EDIT: ROFL! I'm all about the body parts.

 

[RoboPlato]

:lol My friend IRL made that list in the OP. Didn't realize he was that recognizable on here.

 

[FleckSplat]

:lol My friend IRL made that list in the OP. Didn't realize he was that recognizable on here.

RoboPlato: Name drops OPs, all night long.

 

[RoboPlato]

RoboPlato: Name drops OPs, all night long.

I didn't actually drop his name though. What now?

 

[FleckSplat]

I didn't actually drop his name though. What now?

RoboPlato: Pedantic dickhead. :lol

 

[siddx]

:lol My friend IRL made that list in the OP. Didn't realize he was that recognizable on here.

This is intriguing me. It may be because I'm very drunk but still...

 

[Dynamite Ringo Matsuri]

spindashing; Added extra clap; not college material.

clap clap clap N-G-O! Love that line :lol

You're a crazy genius, missbreedsiddx. It'd be really great if all of these were stuff that's related to something the poster had said previously. That'd be some Rain Man type shit.

This. At first I was like... dude... how the fu.... then I got to me, and I was like waitaminute :lol

 

[Like the hat?]

Pinko Marx: "Most popular avatar on GAF"

 

[hoqhuuep]

Are we allowed to talk about all of GAF, instead of a single member? In a single word, rather than an entire sentence?

Disillusioned.

 

[AcridMeat]

Ah yes, the list from the other thread too bad I'm not..oh holy shit :lol

AcridMeat : Makes love like everybody is looking

Well, let's just say that's why there will be a livestream of the GAF party.

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I will not be at the GAF party.

 

[siddx]

clap clap clap N-G-O! Love that line :lol


This. At first I was like... dude... how the fu.... then I got to me, and I was like waitaminute :lol

I've decided that I am going to pretend everything I said is true, its far more entertaining that way.

 

[Red]

Crunched : Was up for the role of Sookie Stackhouse

What :lol

 

[hteng]

what is this, i don't even..

 

[unreon]

Oh, wow :lol :lol :lol

This thread is making me laugh so hard in the library. Your creativity knows no limits :lol

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

Galactic Quail : Refuses to speak words with more than two syllables.

;D

 

[weekend_warrior]

what is this, i don't even..

hteng: Would kill you and everybody you love for one sweet sweet Klondike Bar.

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

These should be tags. :lol