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GAF Members In One Sentence

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siddx

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SpacLock : Plays racquetball with the pride and anger of young Rocky Carson
cnizzle06 : Used to play the bagpipes, will never touch them again until “she” returns to his embrace.
 
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mike23

Member
How the hell can you remember so many names and posts relating to them? I remember almost all of the posts you referenced but I forget who posted within 10 seconds of leaving the thread.

Except for Docpan. I recognize his posts before even looking at the name
 
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cnizzle06

Banned
missbreedsiddx said:
SpacLock : Plays racquetball with the pride and anger of young Rocky Carson
cnizzle06 : Used to play the bagpipes, will never touch them again until “she” returns to his embrace.
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Rumor has it, the bagpipes are why she left in the first place. It's a lose-lose situation. :(
 
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siddx

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mike23 said:
How the hell can you remember so many names and posts relating to them? I remember almost all of the posts you referenced but I forget who posted within 10 seconds of leaving the thread.

Except for Docpan. I recognize his posts before even looking at the name
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:lol I don't, I just made random shit up about everybody, stuff my heart told me was true.
 
Jesus Carbomb

Jesus Carbomb

From Water into Guinness
missbreedsiddx : Username has "miss" in it, avatar is a naked demon lady, must be a girl gaffer... nahhhhh its a dood.
 
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The Technomancer

card-carrying scientician
missbreedsiddx said:
The_Technomancer : Has one black testicle and one white testicle. They aren't fond of each other.
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I'm glad I'm on the list but.....wat? I honestly want to know where that came from.


I don't know a lot of names off of the top of my head, the three that spring to mind:
Amir0x: Extremely outspoken in his beliefs, often to the point of (seemingly) vitrol.
stumpakapow: usually knows more then me about a given subject
ShockingAlberto: is to reasonable for this forum.
 
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spindashing

Banned
Bootaaay said:
spindashing; Added extra clap; not college material.
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I don't even know what that means. :lol

Guess I'll drop out of college and release a rap album. They'll ask why I dropped out and I'll tell them with a straight face: "GAF made me do it."
 
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wenis

Registered for GAF on September 11, 2001.
missbreedsiddx said:
wenis : Makes a “wicka wicka” sound between sentences
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Now where do you get off revealing my secret. *wicka wicka* That's just straight up mean and cruel. *wicka wicka*
 
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Jackson50

Member
Jackson50 : Refuses to call his penis anything other than “my kablamy”

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Calcaneus

Member
Jesus, that's a lot of posters. If I tried this I would only get like a quarter of the way in.

Also: Calcaneus : Has the bone density of a small trout

Sent me on a five minute research hunt on the bone density of small fish.
 
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S1lent

Member
You're a crazy genius, missbreedsiddx. It'd be really great if all of these were stuff that's related to something the poster had said previously. That'd be some Rain Man type shit.
 
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thetrin

Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
Nothing about me? I'm offended.
 
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siddx

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thetrin said:
Nothing about me? I'm offended.
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thetrin : Only has sex with his shoes on

FleckSplat :Is exceptionally proud of his arm hair


Weekend Warrior is holding it down too :lol
 
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siddx

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RoboPlato said:
:lol My friend IRL made that list in the OP. Didn't realize he was that recognizable on here.
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This is intriguing me. It may be because I'm very drunk but still...
 
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Dynamite Ringo Matsuri

Member
Bootaaay said:
spindashing; Added extra clap; not college material.
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clap clap clap N-G-O! Love that line :lol

S1lent said:
You're a crazy genius, missbreedsiddx. It'd be really great if all of these were stuff that's related to something the poster had said previously. That'd be some Rain Man type shit.
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This. At first I was like... dude... how the fu.... then I got to me, and I was like waitaminute :lol
 
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hoqhuuep

Member
Are we allowed to talk about all of GAF, instead of a single member? In a single word, rather than an entire sentence?

Disillusioned.
 
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AcridMeat

Banned
Ah yes, the list from the other thread too bad I'm not..oh holy shit :lol

missbreedsiddx said:
AcridMeat : Makes love like everybody is looking
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Well, let's just say that's why there will be a livestream of the GAF party.
I will not be at the GAF party. :(
 
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siddx

Magnificent Eager Mighty Brilliantly Erect Registereduser
Dynamite Ringo Matsuri said:
clap clap clap N-G-O! Love that line :lol


This. At first I was like... dude... how the fu.... then I got to me, and I was like waitaminute :lol
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I've decided that I am going to pretend everything I said is true, its far more entertaining that way.
 
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unreon

Member
Oh, wow :lol :lol :lol

This thread is making me laugh so hard in the library. Your creativity knows no limits :lol
 
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