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Game Information
Game Title: Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered
Platforms:
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 73 average - 38% recommended
Metacritic - 68 average (PC version, with the most reviews)
Critic Reviews
CGMagazine - Justin Wood - 7 / 10
COGconnected - Mark Steighner - 70 / 100
Cerealkillerz - Steve Brieller - German - 8 / 10
ComingSoon.net - Shaan Joshi - 7.5 / 10
Daily Mirror - Aaron Potter - 4 / 5
Game Rant - Liam Ferguson - 7 / 10
Gamers Heroes - Casey Scheld - 70 / 100
GamingTrend - Katelyn Lawlor - 90 / 100
Generación Xbox - Frank Montes - Spanish - 80 / 100
Hobby Consolas - Miguel Ángel Sánchez - Spanish - 71 / 100
MonsterVine - Spencer Legacy - 3.5 / 5
Nintendo Life - Ken Talbot - 6 / 10
PC Gamer - Maddi Chilton - 74 / 100
Pizza Fria - Matheus Brugger Jenevain - Portuguese - 7.8 / 10
Push Square - Graham Banas - 7 / 10
Rock, Paper, Shotgun - Ed Thorn - Unscored
Saving Content - Scott Ellison II - 3 / 5
Slant Magazine - Justin Clark - 3.5 / 5
SteamDeckHQ - Noah Kupetsky - 3.5 / 5
TechRaptor - Joe Allen - 7 / 10
The Nerd Stash - Julio La Pine - 8.5 / 10
Wccftech - Francesco De Meo - 8 / 10
Game Title: Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered
Platforms:
- Xbox Series X/S (Oct 31, 2024)
- PlayStation 5 (Oct 31, 2024)
- Nintendo Switch (Oct 31, 2024)
- PC (Oct 31, 2024)
- Xbox One (Oct 31, 2024)
- PlayStation 4 (Oct 31, 2024)
- Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered (2024) Official Release Date Trailer | 4K UHD
- Shadows of the Damned Remaster Announcement Trailer
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 73 average - 38% recommended
Metacritic - 68 average (PC version, with the most reviews)
Critic Reviews
CGMagazine - Justin Wood - 7 / 10
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is a mixed-bag experience. While I was a fan of the game when it was first released in 2011, you can really feel its age in this remaster.
COGconnected - Mark Steighner - 70 / 100
Although it’s pretty bare bones, Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered definitely does gamers a service by bringing a cult classic to current consoles. Some of the 2011 original’s action and humor doesn’t quite live up to our fond memories of it. On the whole, Grasshopper Manufacture’s surreal action game remains weird and entertaining.
Cerealkillerz - Steve Brieller - German - 8 / 10
Shadows of the Damned - Hella Remastered is only a minor graphics update, offering players a chance to revisit this cult classic without old hardware. While it shows its age, the game's strengths remain its wild scenario, unique humor, and grindhouse-style trash appeal.
ComingSoon.net - Shaan Joshi - 7.5 / 10
By most metrics, Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is the prime example of a barebones PC port, and I wouldn’t begrudge anyone for being disappointed with what’s on offer here. That being said, if you’re looking for the most straightforward way to play a truly bizarre mishmash of juvenile humor and mindless fun, don’t hesitate to pull the trigger on this one.
Daily Mirror - Aaron Potter - 4 / 5
In the end, Shadows of the Damned was a game always deserving of being exhumed, hence why I’m relieved the remaster job performed here isn’t anything less than stellar. Garcia and Johnson’s spikey comradery still shines through all these years on, as does the entire game’s rock-and-roll attitude when it comes to gunplay, environments, bosses, and story. Throw in the cleaned-up visuals and silky smooth framerate, and Hella Remastered has instantly become the best way to play this bona fide cult classic. Name me another third-person shooter where your ammunition is literally made up of crunched-up bone pieces. Odds are you can’t, and it’s this roguish attitude that sees Mikami and Suda51’s first hellish collab comfortably stand apart from the action game greats of today.
Game Rant - Liam Ferguson - 7 / 10
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered lacks the impact of Suda51 and Mikami’s Killer7, the mechanical depth of Mikami's RE4 and Vanquish, and the uncompromised vision of Kurayami Dance. However, getting lost in what SotD isn't also means losing sight of what it is. Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is a delightful B-movie romp that can be knocked off in a weekend, and there's still value in that. Diving into hordes of enemies with Garcia's upgraded abilities and assorted takedowns can be very fun, even if extra details like headshots feel like they could be tightened up. If it sparks some good word-of-mouth, perhaps today’s leaner shooter landscape will do Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered some good.
Gamers Heroes - Casey Scheld - 70 / 100
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is not for everyone. While its over-the-shoulder action and moody vibes previously established the original as a cult classic, its overly edgy style, poor optimization, and derivative gameplay make this version feel more like a dark shadow compared to the industry greats.
GamingTrend - Katelyn Lawlor - 90 / 100
There's a lot to talk about with Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered. The wild world, the funny writing, the varied and tense gameplay, the rockin' soundtrack, the silly characters, the serious moments, or the awesome sense of progression, just to name a few enjoyable things. It only took me about 8 hours to finish the game and most of that was in one sitting. I have only played Shadows of the Damned once at PAX East 2024 earlier this year and it was such a great demo, the full game delivered all of that and more. Add in the New Game Plus feature that lets you keep your late game upgrades or the optional gyro aiming, and you have an incredibly arcade-y experience that keeps you laughing and blasting for hours. The game launches on October 31st and I can't recommend it enough. This is a punk rock gem that everyone can love.
Generación Xbox - Frank Montes - Spanish - 80 / 100
In my opinion, it is a recommended game, whether or not you are a follower of its creators. It is a different proposal, full of humor, shooting, demons and a lot of action. It may have aged a bit, but that doesn't detract from the fun, something that many of us forget when choosing a title.
Hobby Consolas - Miguel Ángel Sánchez - Spanish - 71 / 100
The "perfect storm" of talent, fun, and a competitive price makes up for the fact that Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is an imperfect, no-show remaster. It's the perfect time to return to this incunabulum from two generations ago.
MonsterVine - Spencer Legacy - 3.5 / 5
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is a bizarre and intriguing game that’s worth trying out. The combat and characters are a blast, which makes up for the janky movement and basic story. If you’re like me and had never played this one prior, it’s worth experiencing.
Nintendo Life - Ken Talbot - 6 / 10
A funny, goofy shooter that ultimately feels just as much of a missed opportunity as it did in 2010. Visual inconsistencies and frustrating mechanics aside, Shadows Of The Damned can still offer a good time for those looking for one, but it's a shame that this remaster doesn't do enough to polish Grasshopper's cult gem and make it palatable to modern audiences.
PC Gamer - Maddi Chilton - 74 / 100
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is a surprisingly satisfying romp through Hell, as long as you plug your ears.
Pizza Fria - Matheus Brugger Jenevain - Portuguese - 7.8 / 10
I would still recommend Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered to all audiences. Those who have already played it, like me, will have the opportunity to relive a classic. And those who are unfamiliar will finally be able to experience the antics of Garcia and Johnson.
Push Square - Graham Banas - 7 / 10
Throw in the crisp texture work — blended with less impressive ones — and rock-solid performance with modern resolutions and frame rate, and you’ve got a winner.
Rock, Paper, Shotgun - Ed Thorn - Unscored
A remaster of a 2011 action-horror game often considered a cult classic, this will not doubt please fans wanting a return to Shinji and Suda's underworld, or newbies who want some 7/10 silliness. Unfortunately, it's all undermined by some terrible misogyny.
Saving Content - Scott Ellison II - 3 / 5
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered often breaks the fourth wall and embraces its own brand of humor to its credit and detriment. There’s a really stylish presentation akin to something like Devil May Cry, but its inconsistent gameplay mechanics and disappointing narrative hold it back. If you’re willing to overlook its flaws, this offers a decent adventure with some memorable moments. If nothing else, this is something that exists for the pursuit of video game preservation. Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is just hella OK, and it’s one of the least exciting remasters I’ve played, but it still has some charm going for it, even in 2024.
Slant Magazine - Justin Clark - 3.5 / 5
It’s with all that in mind that it’s fairly easy to forgive just how little has been done to bring Shadows of the Damned up to code in 2024. Especially by contrast to the botched remaster of Suda51’s Lollipop Chainsaw, it’s almost a relief that the worst that can be said for this release is that it’s indistinguishable from the original, aside from a mild spitshine of the textures and it running at 4K60. Without trying to run an expensive graphical arms race, Shadows of the Damned is forced to stand on charm. Given just how many unique experiences exist outside the AAA bubble right now, the fact that Garcia Hotspur’s wild profane trash-sploitation adventure still does is a timely reminder of what can happen in the arena of AA games.
SteamDeckHQ - Noah Kupetsky - 3.5 / 5
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is a faithful remaster of the 2011 release, which is both a great change-up from newer releases and sadly missing some nice quality-of-life features that make third-person shooters more enjoyable.
TechRaptor - Joe Allen - 7 / 10
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered doesn't reinvent the wheel, but it offers a new glimpse at a fascinating relic of the seventh console generation.
The Nerd Stash - Julio La Pine - 8.5 / 10
Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered is a proper comeback of a niche classic that maintains the essence of the original while modernizing it enough for newer audiences. Despite its minor technical flaws, it is a top-notch action-adventure escapade.
Wccftech - Francesco De Meo - 8 / 10
As a remaster, Shadows of the Damned: Hella Remastered leaves something to be desired, offering minimal visual improvements, no graphics options on PC, and no gameplay enhancements. However, it's still a worthwhile purchase for fans of Suda51, Shinji Mikami, and third-person shooters., as the quality of the original experience still shines through, with its relentless pace, engaging story, memorable characters, and a dark humor that's hard to find in games today. Garcia Hotspur's war against Fleming to save Paula remains just as captivating now as it was in 2013.
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