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i give myself handjobs to this day.
Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)
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ThaiGrocer
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I act like I love Nutella with the people that I know but, deep down inside, I don't enjoy the product at all. I've already lost two friends due to this revelation.
I haven't been able to sleep for the last couple weeks because I'm hung up on some girl that I only knew for a couple months before she went back to school. I've had a couple dreams involving her too, makes me feel really uncomfortable when I wake up from one, and I'm starting to worry that this is going to be a problem for a while.
Join the club. I feel like everything positive about me is very hard to identify, or that nobody really will ever take the time to notice it.
I was filmed as a background extra in the 1979 movie Steel but it didn't make the final cut. 
I've given up hope of a director's cut ever being released.
I've given up hope of a director's cut ever being released.
To be fair, I wouldn't want to wake up from that either.
Gormless Noodle
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I love anthropomorphic art....and I don't consider myself a furry.
It's magical, I know.
Also, the cat critter that's my avatar.... is my own creation
It's magical, I know.
Also, the cat critter that's my avatar.... is my own creation
Red Arremer
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I am actually really fed up with my irl name, and kinda want to change it (if it wasn't for the cost and, to a lesser extent, paperwork associated with it).
You are a furry regardless.
Because that's the outright definition of a furry - liking anthropomorphic beings.
You are a furry regardless.
Because that's the outright definition of a furry - liking anthropomorphic beings.
Gormless Noodle
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I am actually really fed up with my irl name, and kinda want to change it (if it wasn't for the cost and, to a lesser extent, paperwork associated with it).
You are a furry regardless.
Because that's the outright definition of a furry - liking anthropomorphic beings.
Since this is an evidence based forum, I'll ask you to prove that.
Because even in that fandom itself there is no set definition. And there is also no dictionary definition.
I'll wait
Kotetsu534
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The most responsibility I've ever held was in an MMO game. Running and organising "raids" of 60+ people while engaging in complex PvP combat and dealing with any miscreants. In the real world, I can't get a job (either I'm "overqualified" or there are too many applicants and I don't make the cut).
WindButterfly
Neo Member
I am many...Literally.
But I'm happy with being this. Was that too much?
Well, that's all I'm going to say.
But I'm happy with being this. Was that too much?
Well, that's all I'm going to say.
ShadowSoldier89
Member
I am way too self conscience to say anything in this thread, even though its an anonymous forum
Red Arremer
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Since this is an evidence based forum, I'll ask you to prove that.
Because even in that fandom itself there is no set definition. And there is also no dictionary definition.
I'll wait
OK, here you are: It's the common denominator that is the case for (essentially) every furry. Since it is true, it has to be what defines the group.
How they express that interest is different for basically any individual - for some it's suits, for some it's art, for some it's spiritual in nature, but the interest in anthropomorphic animals is what unites them all into one roof.
ThLunarian
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I'm using this thread to brag about things I've done that you wouldn't guess by just looking at me.
-I've run with the bulls in Pamplona.
-I was a ballroom dance instructor for 9 months.
-I own three houses.
-I'm the first person in my ENTIRE FAMILY (including extended, on both sides) to pursue an advanced degree (just started my first full semester), and one of only a very small handful who got their Bachelor's degree.
-I was in a three-person relationship with two women for about two weeks until my original girlfriend got too jealous of the other girl, even though it was her idea to bring the other girl in in the first place
-I had a foursome with three women once (two of them were the ones from the previous bullet point)
-I consider myself to be one of the best Smash Brothers 64 players in the world. I've never been to a major tournament, but I've watched videos of matches. I'm positive I could destroy many of those people, and the dude who actually is the best, isn't a WHOLE lot better than me. I suck at Melee and Brawl though.
-My father had a debilitating stroke when I was 22. I cared for him in my house for 7 years. Even now he's living in one of my other houses and I still look after him pretty closely.
-I was a pizza delivery guy for 12 years, and only stopped a month ago (I'm actually embarrassed by this one)
-I've run with the bulls in Pamplona.
-I was a ballroom dance instructor for 9 months.
-I own three houses.
-I'm the first person in my ENTIRE FAMILY (including extended, on both sides) to pursue an advanced degree (just started my first full semester), and one of only a very small handful who got their Bachelor's degree.
-I was in a three-person relationship with two women for about two weeks until my original girlfriend got too jealous of the other girl, even though it was her idea to bring the other girl in in the first place
-I had a foursome with three women once (two of them were the ones from the previous bullet point)
-I consider myself to be one of the best Smash Brothers 64 players in the world. I've never been to a major tournament, but I've watched videos of matches. I'm positive I could destroy many of those people, and the dude who actually is the best, isn't a WHOLE lot better than me. I suck at Melee and Brawl though.
-My father had a debilitating stroke when I was 22. I cared for him in my house for 7 years. Even now he's living in one of my other houses and I still look after him pretty closely.
-I was a pizza delivery guy for 12 years, and only stopped a month ago (I'm actually embarrassed by this one)
foxuzamaki
Doesn't read OPs, especially not his own
Yeah not gonna lie, moreso for anime than games dont really care either way in games but aslong as I find the story enjoyable fanservice can range from just something im fine with and no think much of it to loving it
Gormless Noodle
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That's not evidence, that's just stating what you believe it is. It's become too heavy a label and one that is too stigmatised to throw around under such an incredibly loose definition in my view. But if you feel the need to discuss definitions, you're free to PM me since I don't intend to derail anything here.
terrisus
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Darn, those must have been some nice tips you got for that to happen.
blame space
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if liking pictures of hung anthropomorphic animals makes me a furry, then call me Robin Williams!
terrisus
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As GAF recently provided a wonderful bounty (thanks Terrisus), I thought I'd reveal how I made that $2K (this was back in 07 - today I'm happy if I save a few bucks at the supermarket).
NOTE: although the principle of my secret is still valid, it's likely not viable today as it's widely exploited and online gambling in the U.S. was subsequently made illegal (at the time I was a life long UK resident, where gambling is still legal and crucially tax free). Also, it could be extremely stressful and had me literally yanking my own hair, when I made multi-thousand dollar mistake and I wouldn't wish it on anyone!
By way of an example, let's take Sunday's Indianapolis Colts at Denver Broncos NFL American football game. Now Pinnacle Sports, probably still one of the best online bookies (at the time they even agreed to cancel a couple of my erroneous bets, which is almost unheard of in the industry), currently have handicap odds for the game of +7.5 1.925 and -7.5 1.980, respectively. So, if you were a fan of the favorite in this game, the Broncos, to overcome the handicap of -7.5, your team would need to win by at least eight points. On the other hand, for Colts fans, with an anti-handicap of +7.5, you would collect even if they lost by seven points. The .5 ensures there isn't a tie, but isn't always used.
Another well respected bookie is Paddy Power (assuming nothing has changed since 07) and their odds are +7.5 1.86 and -7.5 1.95 respectively. The American style decimal odds make it easy to calculate what you'd collect, if your team wins, as you just multiply your stake by the odds. So if I collected on a $1K bet on Broncos at 1.86, I'd get back $1,860 and an $860 profit.
Now this is just gambling, so how did I make $2K effectively not actually gambling a cent? The thing is bookies don't always completely agree on the strengths of each team and this is reflected in their odds, sometimes to the point where you can place bets on all outcomes (hence not actually gambling) and be guaranteed to walk away with a small percentage profit. This is called an arbitrage and just happens to be in a sports (betting) market instead of a financial market.
But this is still relatively small beer and for a 1% arb, I may of made $50. On very rare occasions though, there was an arb where the bookies also had different handicaps . So, going back to our example, if Paddy Powers handicap was +/- 8 and the Broncos won by eight points, the bet would be refunded at Paddy Power (the handicap making it a tie) but Planet Pinnacle would still payout, so the refund is the golden windfall (as bet on both).
This was far from easy money though as it required a custom realtime system (C# service which automated IE and C# Windows Front End) to detect the arbs, which I developed after experiencing really bad results from a subscription arb service. Was quite a cool setup, where I had my PC hooked up to my TV and I could be watching a TV show when I'd hear a phone style ring through the independent PC speakers, followed by brief details of the arb, courtesy of Windows XP speech synthesis. It required nerves of steel through, as you had to place the bets super quick, before the odds inevitably changed (due to other arb hunters placing bets etc) and I made some expensive cockups, but overall I did quite well.
NOTE: although the principle of my secret is still valid, it's likely not viable today as it's widely exploited and online gambling in the U.S. was subsequently made illegal (at the time I was a life long UK resident, where gambling is still legal and crucially tax free). Also, it could be extremely stressful and had me literally yanking my own hair, when I made multi-thousand dollar mistake and I wouldn't wish it on anyone!
By way of an example, let's take Sunday's Indianapolis Colts at Denver Broncos NFL American football game. Now Pinnacle Sports, probably still one of the best online bookies (at the time they even agreed to cancel a couple of my erroneous bets, which is almost unheard of in the industry), currently have handicap odds for the game of +7.5 1.925 and -7.5 1.980, respectively. So, if you were a fan of the favorite in this game, the Broncos, to overcome the handicap of -7.5, your team would need to win by at least eight points. On the other hand, for Colts fans, with an anti-handicap of +7.5, you would collect even if they lost by seven points. The .5 ensures there isn't a tie, but isn't always used.
Another well respected bookie is Paddy Power (assuming nothing has changed since 07) and their odds are +7.5 1.86 and -7.5 1.95 respectively. The American style decimal odds make it easy to calculate what you'd collect, if your team wins, as you just multiply your stake by the odds. So if I collected on a $1K bet on Broncos at 1.86, I'd get back $1,860 and an $860 profit.
Now this is just gambling, so how did I make $2K effectively not actually gambling a cent? The thing is bookies don't always completely agree on the strengths of each team and this is reflected in their odds, sometimes to the point where you can place bets on all outcomes (hence not actually gambling) and be guaranteed to walk away with a small percentage profit. This is called an arbitrage and just happens to be in a sports (betting) market instead of a financial market.
But this is still relatively small beer and for a 1% arb, I may of made $50. On very rare occasions though, there was an arb where the bookies also had different handicaps . So, going back to our example, if Paddy Powers handicap was +/- 8 and the Broncos won by eight points, the bet would be refunded at Paddy Power (the handicap making it a tie) but Planet Pinnacle would still payout, so the refund is the golden windfall (as bet on both)
.This was far from easy money though as it required a custom realtime system (C# service which automated IE and C# Windows Front End) to detect the arbs, which I developed after experiencing really bad results from a subscription arb service. Was quite a cool setup, where I had my PC hooked up to my TV and I could be watching a TV show when I'd hear a phone style ring through the independent PC speakers, followed by brief details of the arb, courtesy of Windows XP speech synthesis. It required nerves of steel through, as you had to place the bets super quick, before the odds inevitably changed (due to other arb hunters placing bets etc) and I made some expensive cockups, but overall I did quite well.
That glorious Dominos two topping (I had pepperoni and Italian sausage) pizza, of course (a $12 value)
.PhantomZone
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I could tell some pretty weird and disgusting secrets but i'll start with something lukewarm weird.
I have 3 months worth of underwear and i routinely make sure that if i happen to throw a pair out every now and then, i'll go out and buy a new pair (or several since i buy my underwear in packs of 5 or 7) instead of letting the overall number get smaller as time goes on. I could let the laundry build up (as i also have about a month's worth of shirts, month's worth of shorts, a few weeks worth of socks as well) yet i seem to wash and wear the same 5-10 shirts / shorts / socks on a regular basis.
I have 3 months worth of underwear and i routinely make sure that if i happen to throw a pair out every now and then, i'll go out and buy a new pair (or several since i buy my underwear in packs of 5 or 7) instead of letting the overall number get smaller as time goes on. I could let the laundry build up (as i also have about a month's worth of shirts, month's worth of shorts, a few weeks worth of socks as well) yet i seem to wash and wear the same 5-10 shirts / shorts / socks on a regular basis.
AzureSkies
Member
I have a habit of rejoining and then leaving a certain GAF community because reasons.
these reasons also extend to my actual life.
these reasons also extend to my actual life.
littletran22
Member
I watch porn only once or twice a year.
I don't even know how I can survive like this but I do. *Shrugs*
I don't even know how I can survive like this but I do. *Shrugs*
terrisus
Member
I have you beat >.>
Half of my personality is fake.
I used to be really quite shy, still can be sometimes. But I resolved to lie to myself that I was confident and eventually that led to making an alter ego of a vain slightly egotistical over confident dude.
Anything that I actually felt quite self conscious about I changed into one of my "strengths" by over compensating with faux confidence.
Thing is, shit works. Other people will believe the hype if you can convincingly lie to yourself.
So there is me that is on anti depressants and sleeping tablets. Then the other me that thinks his shit doesn't stink and couldn't give two shits about what other people think.
It's fucking exhausting, I mean I know we all wear masks (how you are in a professional work environment vs with close friends etc) but there comes a point that you don't even know who you truly are.
I used to be really quite shy, still can be sometimes. But I resolved to lie to myself that I was confident and eventually that led to making an alter ego of a vain slightly egotistical over confident dude.
Anything that I actually felt quite self conscious about I changed into one of my "strengths" by over compensating with faux confidence.
Thing is, shit works. Other people will believe the hype if you can convincingly lie to yourself.
So there is me that is on anti depressants and sleeping tablets. Then the other me that thinks his shit doesn't stink and couldn't give two shits about what other people think.
It's fucking exhausting, I mean I know we all wear masks (how you are in a professional work environment vs with close friends etc) but there comes a point that you don't even know who you truly are.
I'm in my mid-twenties and I've never dated, been in a relationship, or been in love.
I've had sex once and I didn't enjoy it very much. The girl was attractive, but I couldn't get into it. I didn't even cum until I finished myself off in the shower afterwards. She said she came at least. This was also the first time I felt a woman's breasts and that didn't do much for me either.
I think I have some deep-seeded issues with females that is responsible for all this.
I've had sex once and I didn't enjoy it very much. The girl was attractive, but I couldn't get into it. I didn't even cum until I finished myself off in the shower afterwards. She said she came at least. This was also the first time I felt a woman's breasts and that didn't do much for me either.
I think I have some deep-seeded issues with females that is responsible for all this.
I'm waiting.
terrisus
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spawnsniper
Member
Seen my female cousin change in front of me (I was suppose to be asleep but she knew..lol)and kinda turned me on. I was 16 maybe?
Zeyphersan
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iRAWRasaurus
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24 and I only slept with 2 girls. I lack confidences and I am pretty dense when it comes to girls hitting on me. During college, a girl was sitting be hide me, stuck her hand and felt my ass up and I did noting. During a party, a girl went into my room and came back out with one of my dress up shirts on and wearing no pants and I did absolutely noting. I have gotten a few messages over facebook pretty much saying "lets fuck" I never answered back. I was only able to make the connection they wanted to have sex the next day or so. But I never had the balls to make a move..
I always want to try out anal sex for some reason as well
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