Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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My LDR ex and I made it a daily thing for her to strip and touch herself while I fapped on cam.

Was fun. I miss it.
 
I definitely had the chance to lose my virginity or at least make it to third base for the first time a couple months ago, but I was too out of it to recognize the signs. I still can't believe myself.
 
My wife loves it when I sleep with other women. Telling her about it turns her on, smelling or tasting their bodily fluids on me turns her on. She enjoys pretty much every aspect of it, including hearing about girls who want to date me. I'm drama weary so I keep it casual though.

This is mostly a secret as far as the people we know in real life go. It's a hard one to explain as it's not really an open relationship. In the end, no need to talk about it with anyone as we'd probably be judged. Although she does hint at it with female friends she wants me to sleep with. Haven't had success there yet and not worth creeping a friend out to take it too far.
 
Arkos said:
My gf's downstairs smells like fish and I love it
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You know a stank cooter is a big sign of infection right?

Every genders genitals has a natural light aroma; However any strong & foul scent is an indication of ill health.

Basically dude, she needs that shit checked out.
 
riotous said:
My wife loves it when I sleep with other women. Telling her about it turns her on, smelling or tasting their bodily fluids on me turns her on. She enjoys pretty much every aspect of it, including hearing about girls who want to date me. I'm drama weary so I keep it casual though.

This is mostly a secret as far as the people we know in real life go. It's a hard one to explain as it's not really an open relationship. In the end, no need to talk about it with anyone as we'd probably be judged. Although she does hint at it with female friends she wants me to sleep with. Haven't had success there yet and not worth creeping a friend out to take it too far.
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That's pretty awesome tho.
 
I love chubby women and muscle dudes. Unfortunately, there is very little bi porn of this. :((( I also get the sneaking suspicion that my wife might be gay. She seems to only really want to screw whenever she has a girlfriend over or watches movies with lots of girls nude.
 
riotous said:
My wife loves it when I sleep with other women. Telling her about it turns her on, smelling or tasting their bodily fluids on me turns her on. She enjoys pretty much every aspect of it, including hearing about girls who want to date me. I'm drama weary so I keep it casual though.

This is mostly a secret as far as the people we know in real life go. It's a hard one to explain as it's not really an open relationship. In the end, no need to talk about it with anyone as we'd probably be judged. Although she does hint at it with female friends she wants me to sleep with. Haven't had success there yet and not worth creeping a friend out to take it too far.
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Your a lucky man.
 
Anyone else get restless when they lay down to go to sleep at odd hours of the night? Like I don't even know, sometimes I'll just spoon my girlfriend out of nowhere nearing 12AM when she's ready to knock out or already. It's happening now, I'm just along for the ride.

Shit's like
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I have extremely strong PC muscles and one time clenched so hard while cumming that no semen came out. I have always had to clench them to orgasm so I have pretty much been doing kegals every day (sometimes multiple times a day) for the last 20 years.

When I get hard, I get HARD. I can't bend my penis more the 45 degrees downward without pain. This is probably related to what I said above. My wife likes it but it limits the positions we can do.
 
I don't really have a foot fetish (they're attractive to me sometimes) but I LOVE when a girl's foot accidentally or playfully touches my cock

one day I need to ask a ladyfriend to go for the full footjob

also I definitely have some submissive tendencies and get really into facesitting
 
I lost my virginity at a Halloween party when I was 16. Both of us were pretty drunk, but evidently she was drinker than I. I was jack hammering for what feels like hours, but as it turns out she wasn't very well lubricated. I had two rug burns on my cock that hurt like all hell for a week or two :(
 
When I was in the 3rd grade, I thought I was gay cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight.

Wouldn't keeping your room "straight" (e.g. having that Farrah Fawcett poster on your wall) make you less likely to be gay?
 
terrisus said:
Are you addicted to furry porn?
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No maybe some hair on the pussy, you know, but I'm not into girls with tails or anything like that. However, I only listen to this while having sex and pretend to be Micheal Jordan while my girl has to wear a Bill Murray mask. And in the end, I cry. Weird, I know, listening to songs while making love is something I'm ashamed of.


Oh, another secret: I'm sure that Rambo sucks. I'm open minded, I like to confront with other people's opinions but I can't find anything good in Rambo, let alone those sequels.
 
An easy EASY way into my pants:

1. Get me drunk
2. Be a hot black woman OR have a nicely trimmed beard and a nice booty.
3. ???
4. TOTALLY LAID.
 
When I was 15, my GF and I wondered how many orgasams I could have in a single day. I made it to 16. This was accomplished in about 8 hours.

I shared this story with my then GF, now wife, when I was 29 and she wanted to top it. I made it to 8 and thought I was going to fucking die. This was accomplished in about 15 hours.

I'm almost 40 and I think 6 would be pushing it if we tried today.
 
SillyEskimo said:
When I was 15, my GF and I wondered how many orgasams I could have in a single day. I made it to 16. This was accomplished in about 8 hours.

I shared this story with my then GF, now wife, when I was 29 and she wanted to top it. I made it to 8 and thought I was going to fucking die. This was accomplished in about 15 hours.

I'm almost 40 and I think 6 would be pushing it if we tried today.
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HOW.
 
Gonna assume the sexual part was added later :)

I pull my hair. When I was younger (elementary school), I picked at the hair on top of my head (right above my forehead). At one point, I made a little bald patch. I also used to pull my eye brow hair.

These days, I pull at my underarm hair and....other areas (without getting too graphic). I don't know why I do it. I've never pulled at the hair on my forearms or legs, though.

Me pulling at the hair above my forehead was never a secret, though. My dad asked me how I got that bald patch on my head and I told him.
 
MIMIC said:
Gonna assume the sexual part was added later :)

I pull my hair. When I was younger (elementary school), I picked at the hair on top of my head (right above my forehead). At one point, I made a little bald patch. I also used to pull my eye brow hair.

These days, I pull at my underarm hair and....other areas (without getting too graphic). I don't know why I do it. I've never pulled at the hair on my forearms or legs, though.

Me pulling at the hair above my forehead was never a secret, though. My dad asked me how I got that bald patch on my head and I told him.
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I used to pull my hair too growing up. I think I did it out of stress/anxiety.

Oh wait this was supposed to be sexual. Well, I ... touched my hair once, pulled on it really hard and stuff ... and then there was a release ... of hair. It felt nice.
 
I'm a sex addict who has solicited and been with at least 25 sex workers. I have had vaginal sex, bjs, bbjs hjs, massages, and had an orgasm in one sex worker mouth. I have taken two HIV tests. Both are negative and I'm needing to take a third.

I also know of prostitution sites that prove backpage is for amateur sex workers and hobbyists(johns). Those sites have better sex workers that require you to build street credibility among sex workers before you can see them.I even know of one site where I get reviews to see if sex workers are good and what services they offer.

I also have a foot fetish and a female vampire fetish. Personally films don't contain enough good looking female vampires nor do they show good vampire transformations.

I've only told my sex addict therapists and sex addicts anonymous participants about these things.

Thankfully I'm backing away from sex addiction.
 
pgtl_10 said:
I'm a sex addict who has solicited and been with at least 25 sex workers. I have had vaginal sex, bjs, bbjs hjs, massages, and had an orgasm in one sex worker mouth. I have taken two HIV tests. Both are negative and I'm needing to take a third.

I also know of prostitution sites that prove backpage is for amateur sex workers and hobbyists(johns). Those sites have better sex workers that require you to build street credibility among sex workers before you can see them.I even know of one site where I get reviews to see if sex workers are good and what services they offer.

I also have a foot fetish and a female vampire fetish. Personally films don't contain enough good looking female vampires nor do they show good vampire transformations.

I've only told my sex addict therapists and sex addicts anonymous participants about these things.

Thankfully I'm backing away from sex addiction.
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Deep shit. Never met anyone with such an issue.
 
I'm liked by all, known by none. My parents don't know a thing about me despite us talking frequently.

I'm very uncompromising in relationships. If a girl doesn't act right, I'll fuck another girl instead that same night. Then I'll carry on with the relationship until I get bored and break it off. I'm friends with some of these girls and to this very day they don't have any idea of how disloyal and dishonest I actually was.

The majority of my friends from high school are either in jail or in rehab because of prescription pills. A few friends are dead. I was an addict for over a year before I got my act together. One night, one of my troubled friends looked at me and said when I left for college, that he and my other friends always said they knew I would be the only one to make it out of there. When I went home that night, I drank a fifth and cried because that's when I understood the despair drug addictions wrought over the community I was raised in.

Overall, I have lots of issues. However, I bring such a strong positive energy to those around me, even to random cashiers in coffee shops, that it gets pointed out often. That makes me happy, because I work very hard at bringing the best out of others so that I can bring the best out of myself.
 
I've thrown down with almost 50 women. I've had chlamydia twice and I've never had a pregnancy scare. I've probably wrapped it about 20% of the time. It's been fun but sometimes I feel like I'll never be able to take anyone seriously after all of that. I probably shouldn't worry about being serious at 28 though.
 
My hobby (that noone knows about (irl) except GAF & some threads on reddit) is studying all forms of deception detection, you know, body language, vocal pitch, word choice and most importantly facial expression and I study emotions in depth as well and how emotions tie with the aforementioned.

The girl I was dating is now sleeping with my "good friend" behind my back and the only reason I haven't said anything to either of them is because every time they lie to me, I get better at being a lie detector. I then use that to fuck with them, yesterday was the epitome though, I managed to work out when she was going to be at his house so I phoned him during that time, had general chit chat then slipped in that her ex-bf from poland is coming over to our country to be together with her, that she told me she changed her mind about him and so shes decided to try again, and that he'll be here beginning of october. He immediately had to hang up and I haven't heard from either of them since. The best part, they can't confront me about it or they basically give themselves up.

Normally I wouldn't be so harsh, but back when I first suspected something, he knew how much I was into her and I said that if I were in his shoes, I wouldn't do anything because I know how devastated you would feel, I expect the same from you, so if you do something I want to be left alone. He said nothing was happening and then I learned to gain from it.

Actually, telling other people about this makes me feel a little better.
 
Females who display just basic innocent kindness to me are a turn-on that I misinterpret as them having feelings for me.

I've witnessed many people struggle with health problems and one with a severe drug addiction that I've had to help take care to the point that I really don't want children. I don't hate them, I just feel like I've missed out on so much in life because of taking care of other people, I hope I can meet another female who feels the same way, or maybe I'll change my mind one day.

If another female has a problem with my hobby of video game collecting, then I have no problem showing her the door.

Cuddling is the best thing ever.

Even though I'm not a furry I am attracted to other females who are furries (as hinted by my avatar).
 
richardhawk said:
I've thrown down with almost 50 women. I've had chlamydia twice and I've never had a pregnancy scare. I've probably wrapped it about 20% of the time. It's been fun but sometimes I feel like I'll never be able to take anyone seriously after all of that. I probably shouldn't worry about being serious at 28 though.
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My brother tries/tried to hide is discretions, but one of his good friends once let slip about his number, 28, for a single semester at school. I always thought he was a horn dog, but I had no idea how bad.

I don't want to know what he ever got.
 
I slept with my ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, and my best friend's ex-girlfriend in the same month.

He told me it was okay, but I still felt bad afterward and I never told him :(

A more recently ex-girlfriend was about as close to a porn star as you could get. She liked being dominated, spit on, slapped, choked, hair pulled, ass slapped, facials, swallowing, and she really liked ATM.
 
richardhawk said:
I've thrown down with almost 50 women. I've had chlamydia twice and I've never had a pregnancy scare. I've probably wrapped it about 20% of the time. It's been fun but sometimes I feel like I'll never be able to take anyone seriously after all of that. I probably shouldn't worry about being serious at 28 though.
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My condom rate is 4/240. I had an std scare once but the lab results came back negative. Only one pregnant scare, but she was never pregnant, she only said that because I stunned her with the truth of how far down the list she was. I didn't even give her a response.
 
I only have 2 kinks

interracial males having non sexual fun

and whipped cream being forced down someones mouth

my avatar is the only porn i'll ever see in my entire life
 
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