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[Ballthyrm]

Better to shut the fuck up and look a fool than open your mouth and confirm it.

It only works if people around you are reasonable.
I would recommend reading the room first before doing that, because what might happen is that the Fool will never shut the fuck up and people will eat it up.

Trust no one.

I'm the opposite, Trust everyone unless proven otherwise, the price of my forgiveness will be very steep.


As for my own piece of wisdom: No one know what the fuck they are doing, least of all the people in charge.

 

[bitbydeath]

Jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks

 

[Ikutachi]

To save on TP, wipe before you shit. There's often less mess so you'll use less.

Will share with a female friend.

 

[Stouffers]

Will share with a female friend.

Soon to be ex-female friend

 

[ExpandKong]

Whats that? One of those Jazz Hands types?

Musical, dramatic, stage, screen, improv, whatever. Don't date theater girls.

Don't.

 

[Mistake]

A smart man learns from his mistakes, but a wise one learns from the mistakes of others.

 

[nush]

Don't stick your dick in crazy.
If you do stick your dick in crazy, get out before the crazy is directed at you.

 

[Rival]

Never play cards with a guy who's first name is also a city.

 

[Tesseract]

i've shared enough wisdom

 

[kretos]

Don't cross the road with your eyes closed

 

[MrS]

"Nobody asked to be born. Life is hard. Kinda."
-- Lil B

 

[Liu Kang filing his 1040]

Keep your kids off of screens as children and off of social media as tweens and teens.

Spend time with them instead

 

[ManofOne]

Here is a piece of wisdom from a 34 year old man, with 2 kids.

If you gonna have kids, prepare yourself. It hard to take care of them and it's even harder to have them. Be grateful that once you have them because it very hard to conceive them.

 

[ExpandKong]

A smart man learns from his mistakes, but a wise one learns from the mistakes of others.

Oh that reminds me of a good one

The difference between a smart man and a wise man - they both realize that the street they're about to walk across is a one-way, but the wise man looks in both directions before crossing anyway.