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NLB2

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Its only two hours into Thursday, February 24 2005, but I've already got my WTF moment of the day.

I just left my room for about two minutes to wash my face. When I came back into the room, my roomate was watching a video of woman eating feces.

Let's hear your WTF moments!
 
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android

Theoretical Magician
Someone on the internet told me about him and his roomate love of watching feces porn together.
 
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Brannon

Member
One I witnessed a few hours ago. Went shopping and saw a customer talk to a Coca-Cola representative about getting C2 coke. They were out, so she says she'll come back tomorrow. Then she tells the clerk that Coca-Cola needs to make a coke with no carbs, but it'll probably taste very different. The clerk agreed wholeheartedly. I mouthed "wtf". She said that with a straight face, looked around a bit more, then left.

Before I could say anything, he said to me "I almost got fired the last time I reminded somebody about Diet Coke".

So yeah. That was interesting.
 
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BlackMage

Banned
NLB2 said:
Its only two hours into Thursday, February 24 2005, but I've already got my WTF moment of the day.

I just left my room for about two minutes to wash my face. When I came back into the room, my roomate was watching a video of woman eating feces.

Let's hear your WTF moments!
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so was she using a knife and fork like any proper human being would or was she eating it like a god damn gerbal?
 
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Rorschach

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NLB2 said:
Its only two hours into Thursday, February 24 2005, but I've already got my WTF moment of the day.

I just left my room for about two minutes to wash my face. When I came back into the room, my roomate was watching a video of woman eating feces.

Let's hear your WTF moments!
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Brannon

Member
No, the question you should be asking is, did she throw it up then eat it again, throw it up then eat it again?
 
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ElyrionX

Member
What a coincidence because there were plenty of WTF moments for me. Ok, technically, it was all yesterday. But it all involved this chick whom I barely know coming on to me.....
 
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Crow357

Member
Helpdesk Agent: Please type uspspostalone with nothing between the words.

Stupid User: Should I put a space in there then?
 
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mrklaw

MrArseFace
yesterday. I was watching 'Life Begins' - soft Drama series on ITV. In the ad break, there was an ad for KY-Warm. KY Jelly that gives you a 'warm tingly' feeling. Woman describes it and looks knowingly across to her partner on the sofa.

WTF?!
 
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BuG

Member
My WTF moment came while I was still asleep.

I had a dream about a modelling shoot being shot by women photographers in which Arnold Schwarzenegger was the model, wearing a full-body, female swimming suit. He was standing in the middle of a small inflatable swimming pool. The female photographers were egging him on to unveil his bits, saying stuff like "come on, it's not like we haven't seen it before!". He bashfully pulled down the bathers, but before showing his bits made sure his penis was tucked in between his legs. Then he got an erection and could no longer hold his penis between his legs. The next part was a bit of a blur but I remember it all wrapping up with Arnie laying on his back and doctors treating his penis for "shock". And right at the end Regis Philbin was sitting on a judges desk and said something along the lines of "well, now I've got an erection!"...

I'm losing my fucking mind. :sadpurplething:
 
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thomaser

Member
A couple of hours ago, when a woman called my store (a toystore) and said that when her seven-year-old daughter was her yesterday, an old man followed her around and eventually whipped out his penis into her face.

Luckily, we have it all on video, and the security-people know who he is. He's done it before. He's around 65-70. I remember he went around here almost naked last summer.
 
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Zensetsu

Member
I bought a DS and the Mario 64 remake....when you start a level you get your characters face looking at you, with the caption "TOUCH ME!" on the touch screen.
 
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lexy

Member
BuG said:
My WTF moment came while I was still asleep.

I had a dream about a modelling shoot being shot by women photographers in which Arnold Schwarzenegger was the model, wearing a full-body, female swimming suit. He was standing in the middle of a small inflatable swimming pool. The female photographers were egging him on to unveil his bits, saying stuff like "come on, it's not like we haven't seen it before!". He bashfully pulled down the bathers, but before showing his bits made sure his penis was tucked in between his legs. Then he got an erection and could no longer hold his penis between his legs. The next part was a bit of a blur but I remember it all wrapping up with Arnie laying on his back and doctors treating his penis for "shock". And right at the end Regis Philbin was sitting on a judges desk and said something along the lines of "well, now I've got an erection!"...

I'm losing my fucking mind. :sadpurplething:
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:lol

Ah, I forgot what my "WTF" moment was because BuG's story had me laughing so hard.
 
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tetsuoxb

Member
My wtf moment came after the graduation ceremony for the seniors at my high school...

i was signing a year book for one of my students, "ADAM", when another student "JOEL" comes up and says.... you know, there is a video of "MIKE" jacking off "ADAM" when we were all drunk. I was all like WTF!!! Then I gather my wits and replied... "before i couldn't say anything because you were students, but honestly, that is the gayest shit ive ever heard"....
 
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tt_deeb

Member
BuG said:
My WTF moment came while I was still asleep.

I had a dream about a modelling shoot being shot by women photographers in which Arnold Schwarzenegger was the model, wearing a full-body, female swimming suit. He was standing in the middle of a small inflatable swimming pool. The female photographers were egging him on to unveil his bits, saying stuff like "come on, it's not like we haven't seen it before!". He bashfully pulled down the bathers, but before showing his bits made sure his penis was tucked in between his legs. Then he got an erection and could no longer hold his penis between his legs. The next part was a bit of a blur but I remember it all wrapping up with Arnie laying on his back and doctors treating his penis for "shock". And right at the end Regis Philbin was sitting on a judges desk and said something along the lines of "well, now I've got an erection!"...

I'm losing my fucking mind. :sadpurplething:
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:lol


Wow, that's awesome.
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
BuG said:
My WTF moment came while I was still asleep.

I had a dream about a modelling shoot being shot by women photographers in which Arnold Schwarzenegger was the model, wearing a full-body, female swimming suit. He was standing in the middle of a small inflatable swimming pool. The female photographers were egging him on to unveil his bits, saying stuff like "come on, it's not like we haven't seen it before!". He bashfully pulled down the bathers, but before showing his bits made sure his penis was tucked in between his legs. Then he got an erection and could no longer hold his penis between his legs. The next part was a bit of a blur but I remember it all wrapping up with Arnie laying on his back and doctors treating his penis for "shock". And right at the end Regis Philbin was sitting on a judges desk and said something along the lines of "well, now I've got an erection!"...

I'm losing my fucking mind. :sadpurplething:
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:lol!

I guess my "wtf" moment of the day was when the chicks at Hooters thought it was my birthday for some reason. Before they served our meal they sang Happy Birthday to me. What the fuck?

Nice titties though.
 
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Tuvoc

Member
Got stuck behind a broke down school bus that was transfering the kids to another school bus. There was a cop there and he wouldn't even let us pass. I was all like "WTF".
 
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AntoneM

Member
6:30 this morning when the phone rang, I though WTF and then I though who the fuck calls me at 6:30 AM... turn out it was the Campus police, my car had been broken into.
 
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Minotauro

Finds Purchase on Dog Nutz
This is tame compared to some of the other post but here goes...

Has anyone else seen that new commercial they're running for a Chevy truck where they brag about it having a "deeper box"? I swear, everytime I hear that, I crack up laughing.
 
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Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Two of them:

Went to the post office to buy some stamps, and there was a bum there that held the door open so that I may walk in. Bum's usually find a good spot and then do this and ask for any spare change. On my way out before I got to the door another bum comes up and punches the guy that was there in the face. I was about ready to jump in thinking it was a random attack, but as I got closer I overheard the other bum saying that it was his spot before the dude that was there when I walked in took it. Territory battles among beggers I try not to take part in. But man, I felt bad for the guy as I saw him stooped over picking up his cup and whatever change fell out of it. :(

I was supposed to be in two training sessions today at the main office for the company I work for, the afternoon session was cancelled. I was going to go back to my jobsite but a coworker that was there insisted that I not go back because he didn't want to go back, and it'd fuck him over if I showed up and he didn't. So fine I'll took the half a day and hopped on the subway home. On the train, in the same fucking car is this one motherfucker I knew from a previous job who knows the project manager for where I am at now. He approaches me and asks me what I was doing since I wasn't at work. Oh God the stories I had to create out of thin air... :lol What kind of fucking coincidence...
 
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Cherubae

Member
I was given my yearly review yesturday, told I did an excellent job, but because of "market research" that has determined that my salary is over the standard I won't be getting a pay raise.

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That's a pretty big "wtf" right there.
 
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Tamanon

Banned
Minotauro said:
This is tame compared to some of the other post but here goes...

Has anyone else seen that new commercial they're running for a Chevy truck where they brag about it having a "deeper box"? I swear, everytime I hear that, I crack up laughing.
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I'd laugh too.

There's a commercial that plays locally for Homebuyers that goes "Are you looking to buy? Or just curious?" And I always chuckle at that one.
 
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Hooker

Member
Nothing yet, but I'm at my job now, trying to fix old people's internet problems (and only dial-up, yes, they still exist)




So I reckon my WTF moment still has to come, plus, probably some upsets in today's games...
 
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DarthWoo

I'm glad Grandpa porked a Chinese Muslim
Haven't had any today, but yesterday, after receiving a package from Staples, I opened it to find a batch of those inflatable plastic shipping cushions, the packing list, and nothing else.

Fortunately, Staples is fairly good about such things, and after a short phonecall, they had another one on the way which arrived today. (a 512MB SD card for my mother's digital camera, since she wouldn't have any idea what to buy on her own)
 
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