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[NuclearDiarrhea]

Oh no...

 

[adamsapple]

Shitting like mad. Send help.

 

[Rival]

OP you sound like me when I have milk.

 

[Dacvak]

Now THIS is a good weekend GAF kickoff!

 

[Durien]

Its not the nuts mate. Maybe your co worker had is hands up his ass before he gave them you.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

PTSD flashbacks to the time as a teenager when I ate a bag of pistachio and shit my pants on the way home.

So this has happened before yet you decided to still partake?

 

[ResilientBanana]

Might be allergic

 

[Windle Poons]

Shitting through the eye of a needle is not good.

 

[DGrayson]

I ate a whole bag of salted pistachios once. I dont recall shitting like crazy but I do remember my stomach was a bit upset for the evening, and I have a stomach of steel.

 

[demigod]

No problems here, just finished my bag of pistachios yesterday.

 

[Days like these...]

So this has happened before yet you decided to still partake?

Sounds like a fetish to me. It's crazy what people will admit to given a little anonymity being into whatever they're into isn't enough they gotta let people know.

 

[Windle Poons]

Did you leave the shells on?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Poostachio strikes again.

 

[Draugoth]

I ate a whole bag of salted pistachios once. I dont recall shitting like crazy but I do remember my stomach was a bit upset for the evening, and I have a stomach of steel.

In my graduation some maniac put in the celebration cake formula a lot of laxatives. Just picture the smell.

 

[John Marston]

I want this thread to still be alive in 2 months giving the illusion OP is still shitting himself raw

 

[Windle Poons]

Only so many times you can wipe your ass before its red raw - OP you need a bidet.

 

[RCX]

Thankyou for this OP. Haven't laughed that hard in a while!

Hope your chutney shoot feels better soon!

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

His tombstone should say that he died serving his country.

 

[ManaByte]

 

[sono]

I am searching for help hold on

 

[Ikutachi]

Get the wife to do this.

 

[Lunarorbit]

This was the ad image in between posts on this thread. Just sayin

 

[RagnarokIV]

I'm ok now guys. Had a final shit the morning after when I woke up but back to normal now.

It's been like a holy easter weekend - celebrating the resurrection of an asshole.

 

[Krathoon]

Yeah. Nuts really don't agree with you for some reason. I love pistachios.

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

Normally my stomach can be a bit iffy but I've eaten many psitachio0s and never had a similar experience.

Also, how was the wine?

 

[Diddy X]

Go to a doctor???

Nah, better tell it to Neogaf, they'll know what to do.

 

[NeoLed]

Then why did you eat pistachios again?
I'm pretty sure your coworker would not have been offended.

I was sick 2 times after eating KFC; once at 9 and again at 15 years old.
That was it, no more KFC, lesson learned

I hope you feel better and thanks for the entertainment

You ate KFC twice, he ate pistachio twice. You two are brothers

 

[Neolombax]

I've never understood why some countries prefer people wiping their ass rather than wash it with water. Had this problem when I was studying in Australia, I dreaded having to shit at the uni.

I had a food poisoning a few months back, I remember staying in the toilet for well over an hour, and having tears stream down my face while I shat brown water. Stuff of nightmares, I can fully understand.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Seems appropriate

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

 

[Days like these...]

Nah, better tell it to Neogaf, they'll know what to do.

Its not about helping it's not about knowing what to do. It's about OP wanting people to know he's into shitting himself under the guise of "Oops I ate something that didn't sit well with me". OP said it's not the 1st time he's done this after eating pistachios

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

I'm ok now guys. Had a final shit the morning after when I woke up but back to normal now.

It's been like a holy easter weekend - celebrating the resurrection of an asshole.

 

[Windle Poons]

Go to a doctor???

A doctor? If OP is in the UK? He'd have shitted himself to death before he could see a doctor.

 

[Krathoon]

I have had bleeding hemmorids. It usually goes away after you apply some lidocane.

Especially around middle age, your butt will betray you.

 

[Dacvak]

I'm at a work retreat where we rented this giant historic house for the week, and there are mirrors literally everywhere. All of this is to say that I'm staring myself right in the eyes while shitting right now, and it's horribly off-putting.

 

[GymWolf]

Your wife sound like a keeper.

 

[FeralEcho]

Are you sure it wasn't the wine lol sounds like the pistachios were doing just fine until you added the wine into the mix.

 

[Solarstrike]

Maybe those were "trick nuts" like those ones that are spicy like the fires of Satan's butthole but instead of spice he soaked them in a laxative or something? Put some Refreshing Herbal Spray on his seat he'll be known as the Ass Man around the office for sure!

 

[N0S]

 

[Redneckerz]

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