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[AJUMP23]

This is in my fridge, it belongs to my daughter, she is 11. Should I take the Risk.

 

[ClanOfNone]

Suffer not, suffering leads to hate....

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[SJRB]

What's she gonna do, beat you up?

Eat it so she learns a valuable lesson about how threatening people is not the way to go.

 

[PaddyOCanager]

Eat it. This is a valuable opportunity for a life lesson.

 

[Punished Miku]

Put something else in the fridge that she loves with a more threatening note. Let her ownership of the fudge become her prison.

 

[haxan7]

Not worth it bro

 

[p_xavier]

Eat half. Suffer a bit(e).

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Nah. Ask her nicely when she gets home if you can have some.

 

[Ionian]

Looks like a kid wrote it.

Note looks like a challenge to me. Might get poisoned though.

Did it once as a teen to a pizza, dude asked for more spice. Couldn't believe it. He lashed more on. Tabasco.

Get Hot Ones "Da Bomb". (i'm jokimg don't), nearly bled out my eyeballs.

 

[Tarnished]

Maybe she'll plant some of her own fudge on your bed, a heard turd if you will.

 

[chromhound]

 

[Doom85]

Go ahead, what’s she going to do?

I would find it hilarious if the kid put something gross in it or like extreme hot sauce, and then when the parent eats it in front of them to “teach them a lesson about sharing”, they begin to suffer just like the note said and the child calmly walks up to them and says, “now, what did we learn today about assuming the worst of the people you love?”

Kid:

 

[The Pleasure]

Eat it and leave this note behind

 

[Star-Lord]

At least it's not her sandwich.

 

[SpiceRacz]

Don't do it, bro.

 

[Catphish]

.

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

And also, in the board game Risk, the advantage goes to the attackers, not the defenders.

 

[haxan7]

And also, in the board game Risk, the advantage goes to the attackers, not the defenders.

I don't think he should use Sun Tzu's art of war tactics against his kid. Or maybe he should

 

[V1LÆM]

eat it. it's your fridge and it's your house. teach her a lesson.

 

[Rest]

Touch my camera through the fence

 

[AV]

That's fucking bait. Your kid put a razor blade in the fudge or something. Steer clear.

 

[poppabk]

.

Wallace was taken from the hall to the Tower of London, then stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield. He was hanged, drawn and quartered—strangled by hanging, but released while he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burned before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts

I'd buy my own fudge instead.

 

[Ailynn]

I definitely agree with asking her nicely. No sense in causing animosity when there is the possibility for a bonding moment.

If she says no, that will open up the opportunity for a life lesson to be made in the near future.

 

[V1LÆM]

I'd buy my own fudge instead.

they may take our lives but they'll never take... our FREEDOM!

alba gu bràth

 

[AJUMP23]

When I asked her how I would suffer she said she would spend all my money. Like girls don’t spend it all already.

 

[Warnen]

leave A note on her door, enter my property and suffer…

 

[niilokin]

there is no honor in fudge

 

[G-Bus]

Take a bite.

Dad tax. That's what I always say.

 

[Jooxed]

You pay the mortgage ! Dont let an 11 year old bully you.

 

[TransTrender]

Don't do it
Respect boundaries

 

[ResilientBanana]

 

[AJUMP23]

Don't do it
Respect boundaries

It is my fridge.

 

[West Texas CEO]

why don't you just pack it?

 

[ResilientBanana]

Go out and buy better, more expensive fudge. Eat that in front of her.

 

[Kagey K]

Hide it somewhere else in the fridge and see how she reacts when she thinks it's missing.

 

[strange headache]

Never negotiate with terrorists.

 

[Old Retro]

there is no honor in fudge

 

[HoodWinked]

do it

 

[AJUMP23]

The fact that this is evenly split is pretty hilarious.

20 v 20 right now.

 

[MaestroMike]