Let him in but give him the worst of the turkey cut. Follow him around everywhere he goes but don't say anything, side eyeing him occasionally. Don't allow him a place to sit, pointing out sitting is for women, children, and chumps. Time the wine pour so it empties just as you get to his glass. Find out his most hated music and play it loudly on repeat while insisting how great it is. When you do talk to him, tell him long rambling incoherent circular stories about nothing. Insult his favorite sports team, politicians, movies as if you both agree on the matter. When he goes to the bathroom bang on the door but leave just before he comes out so no one is there. Etc.
He won't be back.