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[Stiflers Mom]

So I am in home office and decided to take a bath in my noon break. Afterwards while walking naked in my flat I noticed my skateboard standing around and tried a few ollies.

Was funny doing ollies with my large dong flying around.

But now my right foot is bleeding (I'm am goofy stance).

 

[Cunth]

can your dong do a 1080

 

[Stiflers Mom]

can your dong do a 1080

You tell me!

(question: would that be a minus 1080 in Australia with your rotations being reversed and stuff?)

 

[Editaur]

Did you pull out a stiffy?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Did you pull out stiffy?

Nah, but I did a sex change.

 

[nush]

I have a Sakteboard in my apartment but I'm not naked, can you sell this to me as a viable activity?

 

[Calcium]

Nah, but I did a sex change.

Did you have the large dong before or after, then?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I have a Sakteboard in my apartment but I'm not naked, can you sell this to me as a viable activity?

Just tape this part of your foot before attempting this and you will be fine:

That sensation of freely flying dong is empowering, I can tell you.

(Teezzy, please don't fap to this.)

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Did you have the large dong before or after, then?

You silly, that's the name of a trick.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You need to step it up.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

You need to step it up.

There is a video around with a dude street skating on the outside in the 90ies completely naked.

It's wild.

 

[INC]

Just tape this part of your foot before attempting this and you will be fine:

That sensation of freely flying dong is empowering, I can tell you.

(Teezzy, please don't fap to this.)

The picture didn't load fully at first, thought you'd scarred your Gooch for a second

 

[Stiflers Mom]

The picture didn't load fully for at first, thought you'd scarred your Gooch for a second

Whatever floats your boat, mate.

The rest is available on my onlyfans...

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Did olly and olly enjoy it?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Did olly and olly enjoy it?

Are these your gay buddies?

 

[eddie4]

large dong

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Are these your gay buddies?

They're yours, you admitted it in the thread title

"I just did ollies in my flat naked"

Is this you op?

Spoiler

 

[V1LÆM]

now do a kickflip

i used to ride my skateboard in my house but i have wooden floors so it made so much noise. i would take the trucks off the board and bounce on my bed or down my stairs.

 

[teezzy]

Just tape this part of your foot before attempting this and you will be fine:

That sensation of freely flying dong is empowering, I can tell you.

(Teezzy, please don't fap to this.)

 

[Stiflers Mom]

They're yours, you admitted it in the thread title

"I just did ollies in my flat naked"

Is this you op?

Spoiler

Yep, that's me.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

now do a kickflip

i used to ride my skateboard in my house but i have wooden floors so it made so much noise. i would take the trucks off the board and bounce on my bed or down my stairs.

I have very high walls here. I could do a quarter pipe inside. And the flat below me is empty currently.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

There is a video around with a dude street skating on the outside in the 90ies completely naked.

It's wild.

As part of KotR best nude trick earns points.

 

[Tesseract]

your special meter is very high

 

[Deleted member 801069]

I’d be hesitant posting feet pics here

teezzy thoughts?

 

[teezzy]

I’d be hesitant posting feet pics here

teezzy thoughts?

 

[Nester99]

can your dong do a 1080

so old school, do a 1440 and work up to a 4K

 

[Soapy Wooder]

Large dong and takes mid day baths...

 

[Piku_Ringo]

what the f*** am I reading

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Riley is amazing..