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Snakes On A Plane - movie update

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Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
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So many people are afraid of snakes yet no one has been able to capitalize on that fear to make a damn good scary snake movie. Sharks have JAWS, spiders have ARACHNOPHOBIA, heck dogs even have CUJO. Poor snakes are left with ANACONDA or even worse ANACONDAS. Well I'm sorry but CGI snakes barfing up the corpse of Jon Voight just ain't putting shivers up my spine like a snake movie should. Hopefully director David R. Ellis (FINAL DESTINATION 2, CELLULAR) can change that. JoBlo.com has learned that Ellis has replaced Ronny Yu as director of New Line's SNAKES ON A PLANE. I always thought that had the possibility to be a sweet ass film but was sunk almost immediately but its title, which sounded like a bad USA Network movie. Lucky for me cause I can also report that New Line is ditching the ...ON A PLANE moniker and going with something a little more fitting. The script is currently being rewritten to pump up the scares and make it a little more intense than the version that currently existed. I was always fond of the word Ellis did on FINAL DESTINATION 2, a movie that really didn't have to be made. But Ellis somehow managed to make that throwaway sequel a lot of fun and just as good as the original. My wife still cringes when she has to use the garbage disposal. I haven't yet seen CELLULAR but I'm hopeful he can bring snakes their long awaited due on this film...

In summary:
- Ronny Yu is gone
- David R Ellis (Final Destination 2, Cellular) is the new director
- It's being rewritten
- The final title won't be Snakes On A Plane

Try as they might, the legend will not die!
 
they're already planning the sequel, Snakes on a Soul Plane.
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"Oh shizzle! Who let the snizzles lose on the plizzle?!?"
 

Jak140

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SNAKES ON A PLANE... IN SPACE!


DON'T TELL MOM THERE'S SNAKES ON THE PLANE


TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT SNAKES ON A PLANE
 

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Cyan said:
Every time I hear anything about this movie, it reminds me of that unbelievably hilarious thread full of sequel title ideas. Every time I thought the funny had died, someone else had an awesome title. That was one of the few times this forum has made me literally laugh out loud.

Snakes on a Plane Full of Zombies: The Eternal Struggle


Edit: Ah, here it is. http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=5296
*WARNING old thread, do not bump.*
Why isn't that thread archived?
 
Ninja Scooter said:
they're already planning the sequel, Snakes on a Soul Plane.
method_man1.jpg

"Oh shizzle! Who let the snizzles lose on the plizzle?!?"

:D

Why anyone would even try to follow up that thread with another joke is mind-boggling. Funniest thing I have read all day.
 
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