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So I (almost) just got Mugged

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karasu

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Loki said:
One thing to keep in mind is that when someone (a common street thug, that is) has a knife, you pretty much only have to worry about the knife-- it's highly unlikely that they're gonna bust out some 1-2 combinations of jabs and knife strikes. :p

Exactly.
 

NLB2

Banned
Loki said:
Against a single attacker with a gun in close quarters, I'd probably try to fight, believe it or not. I've heard too many stories in NY of people giving attackers what they want and still getting shot just for the hell of it. No thank you, ma'am. :p Thankfully, I live in a decent neighborhood, generally don't venture out to seedy areas alone late at night, and have been told that I look intimidating, so let's hope it never comes to that. :)
Don't do that man, you'll lose. Hell, even Wanderlie Silva didn't try to fight.
 

kgHavok23

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oh yay we're sharing mugging stories...actually thats nothing to be happy about.

This happened to me in november, week before Thanksgiving break. I live in Champaign, go to U of I. My friend Chris and I were walkin to a gyros place to get some food at about 2am cuz like 5 of us happened to be pullin an allnighter, but only the two of us were hungry. So it's like a Thursday night and people start drinkin here by Tuesday, so ya. We're about half way there when two guys start joggin up behind us. I caught them out of the corner of my eye but didn't think they were coming for us. They catch up to us and ask where we're going and such. one guy puts his hand on my shoulder and I take it off sayin "dude alright dont touch me" and then I turn around to see four other of his buddies had joined the fun.

Those four grab my friend Chris and start draggin him into this empty parking garage. He's like "woh woh hey whatta ya doin, help" etc etc, but everyone around was too drunk too care, or just didn't care period. Well luckily he breaks free and fuckin bolts. I'm like.....woops, and take off running as well. Unfuckingfortunately my new cell phone which I had purchased a week ago falls outa my fleece pocket and drops. No way im turnin around to get it either and we bolt all the way back to our dorm (with one idiot trying to chase the two of us down more than half the time)... we called the cops almost immediately upon reachin, and they say ok theyll come to talk to us if we wish. Go figure, they never show up....Whatever, I was pissed i lost that cell phone cuz it cost $200+ but wasn't real worth crying over. I was safe. But oh so pissed.
 

Jim Bowie

Member
That's why I always carry me bashers.

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Thank goodness you're alright.
 

ChrisReid

Member
Pochacco said:
It was probably stupid for me to bolt - I was pretty sure that they didn't really have guns. But yea. I wasn't going to let them have the mushrooms I bought for dinner.

</rant>

Naww, good move. Gotta remember to call the cops on your cell as soon as they give up chase.
 

Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
quadriplegicjon said:
lies! all lies!!! black people in canada ??! bahh..
Heh.
Btw, I didn't want to imply that black people were bad or anything. Every race has losers.
It's just, being Asian, I'm genetically afraid of most black people :p
So seeing 3 of them crowd onto me was not cool.
 
Good to see your okay.
I dream of the day when a mugger tries to confront me- then all the hate and fury I've been storing will explode in a Gohan Super Saiyan II like state :lol
 

lexy

Member
Pochacco said:
What would you have done?
Anyone who asks "why didn't you fight back?" has to realize that it was 3-on-1, I was in dress clothes, winter attire, had a laptop in my backpack, and grocery bags in hand.

From what I've heard from various safety lectures and the like, that's probably why you were targeted. They probably didn't know what you really had. I'm surprised they didn't catch up to you considering all the stuff you were carrying. My advice to you, travel as light as possible at all times, especially if you are going to be out past a certain time or in a sketchy part of town.

Fresh Prince said:
Good to see your okay.
I dream of the day when a mugger tries to confront me- then all the hate and fury I've been storing will explode in a Gohan Super Saiyan II like state :lol

:lol I'm always thinking along the same lines, especially if I've had a bad day.
 

psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
My friends once got mugged. They were leaving my house and going back to theirs and on their way two guys knocked them off their bikes grabbed them and said that if they started laughing they would punch them. The two muggers kept doing all this funny stuff but they didnt laugh, so they kept beating them up and then took their bikes, their money and ran away, but in manchester that was usual.
 
my life ISN'T worth more than my ipod. If anyone tries to jack me for it, SOMEONE is going to die.

its a good thing i don't get mugged though, since im a grade A badass. No, seriously guys, i fuck shit up.
 

KiNeSiS

Banned
Flying Llama said:
Scary stuff, it probably was stupid that you ran. You can always get another ipod, laptop, etc... but death is permanent. There is a recent homicide mugging in NY where a group of teens around 18 killed an aspiring actress. She gave them her purse and was pissed about it and said "what are you going to shoot me" and they did. Her fiance was with her and they shot her down like a dog =(.

She shouldn't of talked back to gangstas.
 

SickBoy

Member
aoi tsuki said:
i've seen SS twice and i don't remember it. :/

He's heavily edited from the North American release, IIRC.

Anyhow, glad to hear all is well. I would have hightailed it as well...
 

peedi

Banned
Against a single attacker with a gun in close quarters, I'd probably try to fight, believe it or not.

At least someone here sees my point of view. You are DEFINITELY better off fending off an attacker with a gun than one wielding a knife. With a knife, there's nothing to grab. If your assailant has a knife, particularly a long one, you'll have a difficult time trying to wrest it from his/her hands. It's not going to happen. If they have a gun, stay close, distract their view, and snatch the gun. It is NOT EASY to let off a shot towards someone who is up in your face resisting. Damn near impossible. If someone pulls a knife on you, you might as well run.
 

karasu

Member
peedi said:
At least someone here sees my point of view. You are DEFINITELY better off fending off an attacker with a gun than one wielding a knife. With a knife, there's nothing to grab. If your assailant has a knife, particularly a long one, you'll have a difficult time trying to wrest it from his/her hands. It's not going to happen. If they have a gun, stay close, distract their view, and snatch the gun. It is NOT EASY to let off a shot towards someone who is up in your face resisting. Damn near impossible. If someone pulls a knife on you, you might as well run.


You are crazy. All the dude with the gun has to do is run and when he's a few feet away from you, he shoots you. All he has to do is have his wrist flexed in the right direction and his tiny finger on the tiny trigger and you're more than likely hit. It's not like the gun will dissapear just because you're close to him. he could shoot you in the toe, the knee, the head, the chin, whatever the fuck, all from close range. It all depends on the angle of his WRIST. Shots fired at close range are even MORE deadly than those fired from a distance. A knifeman has to thow his whole arm at you, and then he has to recoil that arm and do it all all again. If he misses once, kick him in the nuts. Pick up a stick and you have more of a weapon than he does. :/
 
Pochacco, the fact that you are still here posting means you did the right thing. And now the police have been alerted that this is going on in your area and will be on the watch.
 

btrboyev

Member
your best best is too run actually

people seem to have no idea that pistols are very hard to aim the chances that anyone is gonna be able to hit you while on the run at a distance is a slim chance. Pistols are only viable in short range and even then its really hard to be accurate unless you have tons of experience.
 

NLB2

Banned
btrboyev said:
your best best is too run actually

people seem to have no idea that pistols are very hard to aim the chances that anyone is gonna be able to hit you while on the run at a distance is a slim chance. Pistols are only viable in short range and even then its really hard to be accurate unless you have tons of experience.
Stop giving shitty advice. If someone pulls a gun on you, just do what they tell you to do, even if its to suck their cock.
 

NetMapel

Guilty White Male Mods Gave Me This Tag
NLB2 said:
Stop giving shitty advice. If someone pulls a gun on you, just do what they tell you to do, even if its to suck their cock.
I agree. Seriously, it is not worth it. I don't usually carry too much valuables on me anyways. They can take my wallet with $10 in it anytime if they point a gun at me !
 
Yeah, sorry to hear that; but it's fine that you're okay.

Fortunately, I've never been formally mugged.

Worse case scenarios were. . .

As a teenager I was at a local store running errands, or putting something in lay away. I come out of the store, and there are these two kids leaning up against the front of the store. I think nothing of it and unchain my bike. Fortunately The Cleveland Brain Trust waited for me to get on my bike and start pedaling before they remembered, "Steal fat kids bike."

So I'm pedalling away, and I hear the pitter patter of footsteps behind me. I look behind me and there are two morons chasing me. I kick it into fatty overdrive and leave them in the dust.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS HUFFY, BITCH!

More recently I was walking home from Sea Manky's house, roughly a mile from where I live. I've lived in the neighborhood all my life, so I kind of misguidedly think of this as my neighborhood. I know it like the back of my hand. I've got seniority.

Anyhow, I'm walking home and there's this pack of assholes (five or six, IIRC) walking my way. I'm a naturally courteous, non-confrontational person, so I step to the right of the side walk so we can all pass one another.

This prick walks from the left hand side of his friends, behind everybody else, and full out shoulders me. I inquire, "What the fuck?!"

Fortunately, they weren't looking for trouble that badly; because there's no way I could take down a pack of six guys outside of Final Fight. :p

Needless to say, it pisses me off watching my neighborhood go to shit. 20 years ago we didn't have the problems with drug dealers and prostitution that we do today. =_=
 

alejob

Member
Pochacco:

The good news is that you got away unharmed and with all of your stuff.

The bad news is that they'll be waiting for you either today or next wednesday at 10pm at you bus stop.
 

Azih

Member
Man if you were in a Wi Fi spot you shoulda whipped out your Thinkpad logged onto GAF and posted "I'm being mugged RIGHT NOW, What should I do?".








Jokes aside. Glad you're ok. Call the cops.
 

jenov4

Member
Damn, that sucks, but I'm glad you got away. Such a shame that these neighbourhoods are getting so bad. Especially in the Scarborough area (Although Warden & Steeles is bordering on Markham) which has been deteriorating badly in the last decade or so.

Call the cops, but I REALLY doubt they can do jack shit about it. Maybe they'll send some cruisers to patrol, but they're absolutely useless.
 
Pochacco said:
Heh.

It's just, being Asian, I'm genetically afraid of most black people :p




That's a really stupid thing to say. Just because you are afraid of black people doesn't mean you have to go blame it on your genes.
 

bionic77

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Boomer said:
So let me get this straight. You were carrying all that shit in your backpack, had headphones on, were carrying groceries, and you still outran them?


I plan on getting my concealed weapons license when I can afford a weapon, specifically for situations like this.

You would be suprised what you can do when your body is pumping you full of adrenaline. That doesn't surprise me at all that he outran them, plus once he bolted they probably just gave up and decided to try someone else.

I am happy to say that I have never been mugged, but once this crazy homeless guy pulled a switchblade on a girl standing next to me at a bus stop at NYU, but he was so out of it that he stumbled off for a second, at which point I grabbed that girl(she was so terrified that I literally had to pull her at first) and we ran a block to the library. Homeless people have always scared me in their unpredictability.

I am glad I drive everywhere nowadays. :D
 

aoi tsuki

Member
Pochacco, i'm not trying to be funny or anything, but were you wearing the stock white iPod headphones while this happened?
 

Hollywood

Banned
I'dd actually liek to see what its like to be mugged. Just for pure fun to see what I could do. If it was one guy I would probably kick him in the balls and do some sort of DDT onto the concrete. Then maybe hit a leg drop for good measure.
 

beerbelly

Banned
This is why I carry 2 wallets. One with all my ID/cards/money and another one with just a 5 dollar bill (to make it believable). If anything like this happens I just give them the one with the 5 dollar bill.

But it's a good thing you're safe. There's been more and more crime in the suburban areas in the GTA.
 

Takuan

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Haha, lucky it was Toronto. If some punks in NY told you they had guns, they probably wouldn't be bluffing! I'm curious, on what street did this happen? I live in a somewhat ghetto area of Scarborough and have never been punked by any strangers on the street. Then again, I don't carry notebooks or highly-desired music devices on me.
 
aoi tsuki said:
Pochacco, i'm not trying to be funny or anything, but were you wearing the stock white iPod headphones while this happened?
Nup he was wearing Sony's if I read correctly.

1 Asian Guy 3 Black Men- Should of Jet Li'd they're arse like in Romeo Must Die :p
But seriously I would love these scum get their arses handed to them. I would watch a Reality TV show based on that concept. Get a martial arts guy, dress him up make him walk around the streets until some opportunistic mugging and then beat their arse.
 

mrmyth

Member
btrboyev said:
your best best is too run actually

people seem to have no idea that pistols are very hard to aim the chances that anyone is gonna be able to hit you while on the run at a distance is a slim chance. Pistols are only viable in short range and even then its really hard to be accurate unless you have tons of experience.


NEVER RUN. Even if you're just across the street from the guy who's getting mugged, don't run. Running=target. And aim doesn't matter when the weapon in question can usually put 12 bullets in a small space in quick succession.

There's no fucking god mode for life.
 

bionic77

Member
NLB2 said:
Stop giving shitty advice. If someone pulls a gun on you, just do what they tell you to do, even if its to suck their cock.

IAWTP except for the cock sucking. Sometimes it is better to be dead.
 

Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
Tea Master said:
That's a really stupid thing to say. Just because you are afraid of black people doesn't mean you have to go blame it on your genes.
It was just a joke. Asian people, at least the older generation, are stereotypically afraid of black people :x

Pochacco, i'm not trying to be funny or anything, but were you wearing the stock white iPod headphones while this happened?
No, those headphones are crap!
However, my Sony 'phones are white...so they were visible...

If this were in the summer, when I didn't have a winter coat, scarf, and gloves on; and if I didn't have a heavy backpack on me - then I might've done something else. Maybe not go Jet Li on them, but at least throw some kicks/punches before running off. But who knows. I didn't even think about all the self-defense moves I've learnt in previous classes...I was in a bit of a WTF state.
 

levious

That throwing stick stunt of yours has boomeranged on us.
Pochacco said:
It was just a joke. Asian people, at least the older generation, are stereotypically afraid of black people :x

Maybe they just wanted to get your sister's number.
 

Dice

Pokémon Parentage Conspiracy Theorist
god bless ohio and its concealed firearms in public laws
Haha...

Mugger: "Give me yo stuff... I have a gun, I'll pop you"
Pochacco (secretly The Punisher): "Okay"
*sets down groceries*
Pochacco: "You probably want this too"
*begins to take of backpack*
*drops his arms behind him to let the straps down*
*pulls out the two glocks tucked in the back of his pants and caps them*
 

Hollywood

Banned
Do what they tell you? My ass. I'm not scared to die, I fight back than have them fuck with me. I have a real temper problem when things like that go down. Luckily I've never been fucked with.
 

Boogie

Member
Hollywood said:
Do what they tell you? My ass. I'm not scared to die, I fight back than have them fuck with me. I have a real temper problem when things like that go down. Luckily I've never been fucked with.

All righty, but with that attitude, let me give you a tip: Drop the pro wrestling strategy and learn how to fight for real :p
 
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