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[Elektro Demon]

So I was at this girls house and I had to take a dump. I ate some spicy pizza with sausages and stuff. And I go to the bathroom and I take a massive toilet clogging dump. I flushed and I flushed and it wouldn't go away. So I decided to leave it as is. When I got home she texted me saying I'm an animal and she doesn't want anything to do with me anymore. What a cold hearted bitch.
So what I needed to relieve myself for gods sake. I'm a big man, I put out big turds. It's not my fault. She clearly doesn't understand me. Maybe it's for the better. What do you think?

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Kenpachii]

I actually had this happen hahaha.

I straight up went into the living room ask her mom which was there if they had anything to get this toilet to flush. She basically didn't give 2 shits started working on it and done. Fuck the stress was real.

 

[Slayer-33]

I go to the bathroom and I take a massive toilet clogging dump. I flushed and I flushed and it wouldn't go away. So I decided to leave it as is.

What the hell did you expect to happen? Are you that oblivious? Lmao

You'd think she'd find it amusing? Specially if you didn't say anything and left it all as is, she saw it as a huge red flag and sign of massive disrespect and inconsiderate nature. It's not what you did, it's what you didn't say.

You could have approached this totally differently.

 

[Elektro Demon]

What the hell did you expect to happen? Are you that oblivious?

You'd think she'd find it amusing? Specially if you didn't say anything and left it all as is, she saw it as a huge red flag and sign of massive disrespect and inconsiderate nature. It's not what you did, is what you didn't say.

I see this as a big red flag as well. She's not wife material.

 

[Mistake]

You need to be smooth with your shit op

 

[GeorgPrime]

Watch this famous german cartoon and learn something. Master Röhrich can teach you how to get the toilette free.

Just watch it, you dont really have to understand it lol

They are working in the toilette business and trying to repair something but then everythin gets out of control xD

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Anyone notice that the toilets are like 3x smaller than the one you have at home?

 

[Goro Majima]

Once or twice in my life I've had to sheepishly ask for the homeowner's plunger. It's embarrassing but it's the right thing to do in this scenario.

Leaving a poop clogged toilet has to be one of the grossest things a person can do.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[GeorgPrime]

Once or twice in my life I've had to sheepishly ask for the homeowner's plunger. It's embarrassing but it's the right thing to do in this scenario.

Leaving a poop clogged toilet has to be one of the grossest things a person can do.

You have to ask for it? In our toilets the plunger is right behind the toilet for everyone to use if something happens.

 

[Jooxed]

Did you at least get laid prior?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Did you at least get laid prior?

No. And I paid for the god damn dinner and didn't even saw her vagina.

 

[Goro Majima]

You have to ask for it? In our toilets the plunger is right behind the toilet for everyone to use if something happens.

Yeah if there's multiple toilets then the house plunger might be in a different bathroom or in a utility closet. We have four toilets and one plunger in our house for instance.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Yeah if there's multiple toilets then the house plunger might be in a different bathroom or in a utility closet. We have four toilets and one plunger in our house for instance.

There needs to be a law about this. Plunger per toilet should be the norm.

 

[Falcs]

Common OP. You should have reached in and broken up the shit with your hands while flushing like a true gentleman.

 

[Foamy]

It didn't occur to you to flush after the first log hit the bowl?
She's right, you're an animal.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

You just marked your territory.

 

[Macapala]

No. And I paid for the god damn dinner and didn't even saw her vagina.

You mean you didn't ask her on the date. In my experience women are quite happy to show off their pussy. Well, as long as you ask politely, of course.

 

[888]

I did that once when I was like 17. I flew up to my girlfriends house who had moved and I was scared to death to clog the toilet so I waited days to take a crap. Well one night at like midnight I couldn't hold it anymore so I went to the bathroom downstairs. Well I clogged that sucker so bad I had to sit there and flush it over and over for 4 hours because they didn't have a plunger. Eventually I found a wire coat hanger and used it to break the sucker free. Hid the coat hanger in a plastic bag and shoved it to the bottom of the trash can.

 

[megalaserLAWS]

You should march over to her house and shit on the floor and scream at that bitch,"it's a privilege to clean up my shit. See it could have been worse!"
Then rub her nose in it. That oughtta get the ball rolling in the right direction again. It's all about dominance.

 

[nush]

Elektro Demon

I left a skidmark* in a girls bed and had to bail before she noticed and I could never go back. Blocked toilet? Nothing.

*I wiped. Really, but it was hot and humid and she was reverse cowbying me and those fresh white sheets rode up my sweaty ass crack.

 

[DogofWar]

Well if she wasn't a keeper anyway it at least made for a good story.

Once my toilet was clogged and I did not bother to fix it for x weeks (I went to my neighbor upstairs since we were friends) until my wife-to-be visited and I had to manually unclog it with my arm. Nasty shit, literally, but at least it got done!

I wonder if women know just how disgusting bachelors can be?

 

[JimiNutz]

Should have addressed it at the time rather than slinking out without saying shit and letting her discover it for herself.

Own that shit. Tell her you clogged up her toilet with your massive turd. Offer to clear it for her but only if she sucks your dick first. Then fuck her silly. She'll start to associate a good fucking with your epic turds and she won't care in future.

Obviously clear her toilet out though you fucking animal.

 

[Fret Runner]

Come on, dude, just flush. At home I would be proud of the size of you but not here, not now, dude please just flush valhalla awaits you I promise come on just go.

 

[J-Roderton]

Man that must have been quite a poo.

 

[MaestroMike]

Learned my lesson from home experience and take a flush before anything is done to make sure it's working then I take probably two more flushs midway and then one final flush at the end. I hate clogged toilets.

 

[Can't decide]

 

[DKehoe]

Text her back to ask how many extra flushes it took to get rid of it.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Learned my lesson from home experience and take a flush before anything is done to make sure it's working then I take probably two more flushs midway and then one final flush at the end. I hate clogged toilets.

Wait for the Woke People to jump on your toilette behaviour for wasting critical planet ressources on shit.

Text her back to ask how many extra flushes it took to get rid of it.

Ok i take bets now:

- 1 Flush
- 2 Flushes
- 3 Flushes
- 5 Flushes
- Royal Flush

Place your bets gentleman xD

 

[slugbahr]

Flush early, flush often, OP.

 

[Super Mario]

Never in my life have I clogged a toilet. I've had my fair share of nasty shits too. This only happens when you use toilet paper life a buffoon.

 

[Mr Hyde]

ED about to get his thread privileges revoked.

 

[slugbahr]

ED about to get his thread privileges revoked.

 

[Stouffers]

Anyone notice that the toilets are like 3x smaller than the one you have at home?

I stayed at a motel straight out of the 70s two weeks ago. The toilet was yellow and about the size of a standard bucket. My ass wrapped around that thing like quicksand swallowing a gazelle.

 

[Barnabot]

didn't she have a dildo or something to use it as a pipe and tear that shit apart and flush it again?

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

I stayed at a motel straight out of the 70s two weeks ago. The toilet was yellow and about the size of a standard bucket. My ass wrapped around that thing like quicksand swallowing a gazelle.

This is the best description so far!

 

[Stouffers]

didn't she have a dildo or something to use it as a pipe and tear that shit apart and flush it again?

 

[Cunth]

lol dont you even scoop and mash

 

[Amory]

I wouldn't be taking shits at a girl's house until i was some portion of the way into a relationship. That's a milestone.

 

[Raven117]

Dude if you know a big one is coming, you flush mid way... or cut off.

amature

 

[Berserking Guts]

But clogging the toilet is alpha as fuck no? Big shits, big babies.

Maybe she's just flustered OP. Give her a few days to process your massive shits.

 

[ValiantTraveler]

In my expression one way to deal with a clogged toilet is to get the biggest bucket you can find, fill it with water, and pour it strongly, like a waterfall. The shit should get pushed out of sight and down the underworld.

That aside, what are the chances she was aroused by your shit's scent and is still struggling to accept it?

 

[Foamy]

Should have told her you tried to break it up with her toothbrush but it didn't work.

 

[Kimahri]

I have never seen or used a plunger in my life. What kind of retarded toilets do you have over there?

Speaking of, what's the deal with all the water in american toilets? If I sit down, it's to do my business, not to give my genitals a bath.

 

[sCHOCOLATE]

So I was at this girls house and I had to take a dump. I ate some spicy pizza with sausages and stuff. And I go to the bathroom and I take a massive toilet clogging dump. I flushed and I flushed and it wouldn't go away... What do you think?

Desired outcome:


Actual result:

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

 

[DESTROYA]

Don't worry she'll call you back, its a power move that only Alpha's make that women love right -Arcadia- ? Right ?

 

[Stiflers Mom]

That scene is right out that movie "Along came Polly".

 

[Spukc]

Sometimes you take shits so big you touch your own shit when trying to wipe you ass