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[Stiflers Mom]

Did I jinx my follow up date this evening by doing this?
Might seem like I take this too important when she notices...

I need opinions, GAF.

 

[Turnt]

Make sure to clean the bath after. You don’t want her walking into your bathroom tonight and seeing your pubes stuck to the side of the bath.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You're overthinking it OP. As long as you didn't shave your taint, you're fine.

 

[quickwhips]

My son just shaved his balls in th tub and didn't pick up his nasty pubes will be the next thread.

 

[Calcium]

You should have shaved half of your ballbag. It'd be worth it for her reaction.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I hope you saved your pubes so you can glue them to your face so you have a manly mustache.

 

[Stouffers]

Make sure to clean the bath after. You don’t want her walking into your bathroom tonight and seeing your pubes stuck to the side of the bath.

I like to tuck the shaved pubes into a towel and place it neatly in the towel nook. It’s a nice little surprise for the next person who yanks a towel out for a shower.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Did I jinx my follow up date this evening by doing this?
Might seem like I take this too important when she notices...

I need opinions, GAF.

Shaved balls are the best feeling ever and i know a lot woman who appreciate it when sucking

 

[Stouffers]

Shaved balls are the best feeling ever and i know a lot woman who appreciate it when sucking

Quantify “a lot.”

 

[buizel]

in my head i pictured thid is what OP meant

 

[Madevil]

Did I jinx my follow up date this evening by doing this?
Might seem like I take this too important when she notices...

I need opinions, GAF.

No dude, you're good. Even if it was a little bit of a hasty/sloppy job, I have faith you'll scrape through for the win.
Remember:

 

[888]

Tell her you want to take a romantic bath in the dark. Fill the bad boy up and let her come out looking like teen wolf.

 

[cormack12]

Ask her which pic she prefers. She'll get the hidden meaning and she'll know what to expect.

A

B

 

[ManofOne]

So 2015. Its all about that manscape tools now.

 

[GymWolf]

Maybe she is gonna be happy because you shaved your balls just for her pleasure, it doens't mean that you wanna have 3 childrens with her, that's kinda reaching.

 

[Prison Mike]

Quantify “a lot.”

 

[rykomatsu]

The first time I shaved my pubes, I clogged the shower drain. That shit mats up, yo.

 

[Nikana]

You're fucked. Dumbass.

 

[Ass of Can Whooping]

Just shave your ass and it'll cancel it out

 

[jufonuk]

Did I jinx my follow up date this evening by doing this?
Might seem like I take this too important when she notices...

I need opinions, GAF.

I hope you followed up with some aftershave. Need to moisturise the skin.

 

[Woo-Fu]

What makes you think she'll notice? You wearing a speedo on this date?

 

[HellforLeather]

Congrats op. Now you have to always keep them shaved because if you let the stuble grow back it will poke your legs/shaft

 

[eot]

Risky move, it's better to do it a few days before in case you accidentally cut yourself

 

[The Pleasure]

I hope you saved your pubes so you can glue them to your face so you have a manly mustache.

I don't know what's more out of place. The glued on pubestache or the vans shirt.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I don't know what's more out of place. The glued on pubestache or the vans shirt.

It's from Thraser Magazine's annual King of the Road competition. Pro skateboards doing insane shit. Vice put it out as a tv show a few years back. Worth a watch if you like that sort of thing.

 

[bender]

 

[Birdo]

Scratching the middle of my ballsack feels better than an orgasm.

 

[Outlier]

If your doing it FOR her, then trimming might be the better idea, over shaving.

Women tend to like some hair on a mans body.

Assume they are looking to date a man and not a boy.

Remember, real life is not a pornographic movie.

I mean, if your just dating for the sex, then whatever.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Quantify “a lot.”

All that i know

 

[DESTROYA]

in my head i pictured thid is what OP meant

This is why no one bothers answering your questions.

 

[Kayoba]

Edit: Wrong thread, please ignore.

 

[Stouffers]

Edit: Wrong thread, please ignore.

No need to say “please.” We were going to anyways.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I'm anti shaving of any private parts as well as armpits. A real man should have hair on those areas.

 

[davepoobond]

she will be wondering why there's like 3 very long hairs and nothing else, though

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

It's the expected thing. https://www.yourtango.com/2016293561/what-women-think-about-men-who-dont-shave-their-testicles