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So I'm caught in a family riches scuffle.

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J2 Cool

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My 2nd cousin came over today. He had some other collectible he wanted to put on Ebay and see what it's worth. Just as over the top excited about his item as ever. "Could be worth thousands!" he laughed. He brought me back a new Iron Giant dvd meanwhile. Borrowed my old one, and I mentioned it before he came. So he just bought a new one when he couldn't find it. Anyway, I'm playing Counter-strike, and he comes down after taking some pidtures of his item. Asks if I can help him get the pictures off his memory stick onto the pc and blow the pics up. So I do.

His item is a coin. Old looking thing. It says "Bring the coin to our office at once. It entitles you to one of our lots in the beautiful million dollar downers grove estates. Subject to your inspection and payment of legal and miscellaneous expenses for transfering", on one side. The other, "W.W.Walter & CO. 163. Titles guranteed by the Chicago Title & Trust Company". So we go about getting the perfect shot and such. He came over to ask us to put it on Ebay for him. But we start looking into these companies. I told him he may be able to get more by actually seeing if this is possible to use today. Or if you can sue them for this gurantee if they say no. So we go online, and find the Chicago Title & Trust Company for him.

Meanwhile, he's acting all weird about it, like anything he's ever had. And somehow, my mom's still looking on sites, and they're looking at these rare coins. I see they're very similar coins, all Illinois ones. But I go on about eating my rice crispy treat and hanging around. They're reading all these prices meanwhile and all of a sudden I hear my mom yelling "12.5 million dollars!!" And my cousin screams. He starts going nuts jumping around. I casually walk down the stairs and look at the screen. The coin is worth 12.5! So I look around at them and they're skipping in circles, I swear. And my cousin is yelling "It's finally my turn! I just got fired from my job, omg!!". Just complete stupidity, as you'd expect. My uncle's 35, Mom 40 or so. They're both nearly in tears, actually, my mom was.

So yeah, but after that, we started talking about the money. He says he's going to put $500,000 to $1,000,000 in a bank for us. But he's not exactly the most mature and by his word guy. His dad is extremely cheap, and greedy meanwhile. So where as, all signs point to his lottery being hit, we witnessed the madness, and are now waiting to see the outcome for us. For me, I told him before when he was joking, I'd just want a car and college money. But we'll see I guess. Crazy night, but I thought it was a good share.

Now where's my Champloo 25!?
 

demi

Member
shut up morphix


nah, i'm just kidding about the morphix part.


but you really should shut up though.
 

Hitman

Edmonton's milkshake attracts no boys.
THats crazy. about a year ago we found a coin in my house that was either worth like $100 or $64,000 depending on the condition of it. By the looks of the coin and comparisons I did with conditions of coins on coin websites it looked to be worht aroudn $3000. Anyways, we still have it and we have'nt gotten an expert estimate on its worth yet.

Do you have the website with information on your coin, i'd love to read it.
 

number386

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AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
Was this like the time I thought I scratched off three liberty bells but really only scratched off two?

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J2 Cool

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Alright, alright. Everyone's asleep now, cept me. I'm relooking the site my mom and cousin supposedly found it on. And I'm looking through it.. All these prices are $6, $12.5, $7, etc. The first time I got off the wagon they're all on and looked. There's an order form on the site. "For purchases $30.01 and more, $5.00 shipping"... This site sells coins. It is worth, $12.50. I told my brother who just went to bed, I'm 95% sure that it's worth 12.50. We both looked at it, and then laughed for 10 minutes straight about the reactions, the truth, and the humility, all while trying to be serious. The Iron Giant dvd cost more.... :lol I'm gonna have to tell my mom when she wakes up tomorrow, and try to defuse my cousin's embarassment. Him and his dad are going down to Chicago tomorrow, to get it checked out. Oooh, I hope they don't buy suits. He's going to need to be on suicide watch. He was just balls out tonight, and he's gonna get em kicked hard tomorrow. Wow. I'm going to sleep now :lol :lol :lol :(
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
J2 Cool said:
Alright, alright. Everyone's asleep now, cept me. I'm relooking the site my mom and cousin supposedly found it on. And I'm looking through it.. All these prices are $6, $12.5, $7, etc. The first time I got off the wagon they're all on and looked. There's an order form on the site. "For purchases $30.01 and more, $5.00 shipping"... This site sells coins. It is worth, $12.50. I told my brother who just went to bed, I'm 95% sure that it's worth 12.50. We both looked at it, and then laughed for 10 minutes straight about the reactions, the truth, and the humility, all while trying to be serious. The Iron Giant dvd cost more.... :lol I'm gonna have to tell my mom when she wakes up tomorrow, and try to defuse my cousin's embarassment. Him and his dad are going down to Chicago tomorrow, to get it checked out. Oooh, I hope they don't buy suits. He's going to need to be on suicide watch. He was just balls out tonight, and he's gonna get em kicked hard tomorrow. Wow. I'm going to sleep now :lol :lol :lol :(


That's what I was thinking but I didn't wanna spoil your fun. So it really was like the two liberty bells after all.

Jesus they're going to be pissed.
 

J2 Cool

Member
AstroLad said:
That's what I was thinking but I didn't wanna spoil your fun. So it really was like the two liberty bells after all.

Jesus they're going to be pissed.

Yep

demi said:
Man, you guys are pretty stupid. :D

aah, shut up. :) It was 2 people really. Unknowledgable mom, and high rise jump to conclusions cousin. I noticed it was odd, but you don't question people once they start skipping in circles and crying. And my brother's friend was the other who noticed it was odd but we just laughed at how that can't be. Ah well, another day in the life of.
 

demi

Member
You should have stretched this story out and not revealed the ending until the morning crew read it, that would have gotten plenty of laughs.
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
J2 Cool said:
aah, shut up. It was 2 people really. Unknowledgable mom, and high rise jump to conclusions cousin. I noticed it was odd, but you don't question people once they start skipping in circles and crying.

True, you just sit back and laugh.

And then hide all the sharp objects.
 

J2 Cool

Member
yeah, i know. but I'm not as masterful in my laughs as you :p But I figure I'll get enough laughs and tears from the familia to comfort me :lol
 

AstroLad

Hail to the KING baby
J2 Cool said:
yeah, i know. but I'm not as masterful in my laughs as you :p But I figure I'll get enough laughs and tears from the familia to comfort me :lol

That is going to be some fucked up shit. I remember how heartbroken my friend was when he thought he won $1,000 and only won $20. I can't even imagine how this situation will turn out.
 

Hitman

Edmonton's milkshake attracts no boys.
You should not tell your cousin until he starts spending lavishly and going into deep debts.
 

Socreges

Banned
AstroLad said:
That is going to be some fucked up shit. I remember how heartbroken my friend was when he thought he won $1,000 and only won $20. I can't even imagine how this situation will turn out.
Hibbert: Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.
Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad.
Homer: It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that twelve thousand dollars.
Lisa: [nervously] Um, Dad, ten percent of a hundred and twenty million dollars isn't twelve thousand dollars. It's ...[outside the room, a blue-alert goes off]
Woman: [over intercom] Code blue! Code Blue!


Mmm... The Simpsons... always relevant...
 

cubanb

Banned
be sure to ask for your share: 50 cents to a dollar :lol :lol

seriously you should take pictures of the reactions this new information gets
 

Ollie Pooch

In a perfect world, we'd all be homersexual
cubanb said:
be sure to ask for your share: 50 cents to a dollar :lol :lol

seriously you should take pictures of the reactions this new information gets


"ok guys. the coin isn't work 12.5 million dollars. it's worth $12.50.
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Zaptruder

Banned
Ok... make sure you get it right first.... that the coin is worth a measly 12.50 :p


then ask to see the coin, then when you get it, drop in and flush it into the toilet.

When they're in a utter state of disbelief... have your brother tell them that the coin isn't worth jack shit. Show them proof.

Then pull out 20 bucks outta your pocket and pay them back.

Of course make sure to film this shit and send it into america's funniest home videos.
 

cubanb

Banned
Zaptruder said:
Ok... make sure you get it right first.... that the coin is worth a measly 12.50 :p


then ask to see the coin, then when you get it, drop in and flush it into the toilet.

When they're in a utter state of disbelief... have your brother tell them that the coin isn't worth jack shit. Show them proof.

Then pull out 20 bucks outta your pocket and pay them back.

Of course make sure to film this shit and send it into america's funniest home videos.
and after flushing it they find out that this website was selling replicas and that this coin really was worth $12.5 million :lol :lol :lol
 

Dujour

Banned
There's this cool Cowboy Bebop KOHD trailer that's set to the audio of The Professional and it has Vicious saying the EVERYONE! line. It's cool, you should check it out (P2P). Anyway, when does champloo 25 air?
 

human5892

Queen of Denmark
You should tell them when they wake up, "Guys! I found out last night that the coin is actually worth 120 million dollars!"

"REALLY?"

"Nope, it's worth $12.50!"
 

maharg

idspispopd
Zaptruder said:
Ok... make sure you get it right first.... that the coin is worth a measly 12.50 :p


then ask to see the coin, then when you get it, drop in and flush it into the toilet.

When they're in a utter state of disbelief... have your brother tell them that the coin isn't worth jack shit. Show them proof.

Then pull out 20 bucks outta your pocket and pay them back.

Of course make sure to film this shit and send it into america's funniest home videos.

I don't think that'll cover the plumber bill.
 

TheQueen'sOwn

insert blank space here
human5892 said:
You should tell them when they wake up, "Guys! I found out last night that the coin is actually worth 120 million dollars!"

"REALLY?"

"Nope, it's worth $12.50!"

:lol!
 

J2 Cool

Member
Oh, here's the address http://www.exocoin.com/tokens/illinois3.html

and the bastard of a coin:

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He turned so Gollum when he believed it was really worth it. I couldn't believe it. And today, I guess he got the first call from the dreaded step brother. He told him he could order it for $12.50 but he's in some serious denial as of now. My mom meanwhile's pushing the blame off her, saying we all saw it. Fun times these days.

Dujour said:
Anyway, when does champloo 25 air?

It aired back on Saturday. The sub is taking longer than usual, for the most anticipated episode of the series yet. It's killing me :mad:
 

Gek54

Junior Member
Your whole family thought a little piece of stamped non-precious metal would be worth that much? Even if it was from King Tutt and encrusted with diamond it would not be worth that much.
 
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