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[Pochacco]

I'm gonna be visiting New York City, Atlantic City, and Philadelphia next weekend.
Am I going to get bombed by terrorists?
Hopefully they don't start up shyt next weekend..

PS: Is the Trump Taj Mahal a nice place to stay?

 

[Incognito]

What a stupid question. As if Americans are privy to that kind of information.

 

[demon]

The terrorists are after you. Just stay away, for your own good!

 

[belgurdo]

PS: Is the Trump Taj Mahal a nice place to stay?

Yeah, if you want to get kidnapped and ass-raped by Al-Qaeda

 

[Fresh Prince]

They'd probably think you're the terrorist.

 

[Mrbob]

Is this a joke thread?

 

[fbcamp]

I'm gonna be visiting New York City, Atlantic City, and Philadelphia next weekend.
Am I going to get bombed by terrorists?
Hopefully they don't start up shyt next weekend..

PS: Is the Trump Taj Mahal a nice place to stay?

My parents used to own a time share in Atlantic City... Man was that place a freaking shithole back then, though from what I understand now it's got some nice casino's there (supposedly the best one is that new Italian inspired casino, it's supposed to be real expensive). Anyway I've not been to any of the rooms in the Taj Mahal, but the Casino is pure shit. The place is horrendous to look at and it smells like shit.

I went to philadelphia once on a church trip and didn't get a chance to see the city, but the rest of philly is the definition of shithole. Some mysterious looking kids stoned the bus I was in and the all the abandoned run down houses were real harsh on the eyes.

Finally NYC rules, because I live here.
Can't beat NYC for sheer personality, hope you enjoy your stay here. Also here's to a safe trip, the odds of a terrorist attack on you're place are only about 50%...

EDIT: I'm not fixing this shit, screw proofreading....

 

[Matrix]

You have a greater chance of being beat up,robbed, and hit by a cab all in the sameday in NYC then you do of being bombed next weekend *This of course hasnt happened to me *

 

[Pochacco]

My parents used to own a time share in Atlantic City... Man was that place a freaking shithole back then, though from what I understand now it's got some nice casino's there (supposedly the best one is that new Italian inspired casino, it's supposed to be real expensive). Anyway I've not been to any of the rooms in the Taj Mahal, but the Casino is pure shit. The place is horrendous to look at and it smells like shit.

I went to philadelphia once on a church trip and didn't get a chance to see the city, but the rest of philly is the definition of shithole. Some mysterious looking kids stoned the bus I was in and the all the abandoned run down houses were real harsh on the eyes.

Finally NYC rules, because I live here.
Can't beat NYC for sheer personality, hope you enjoy your stay here. Also here's to a safe trip, the odds of a terrorist attack on you're place are only about 50%...

I like those odds!

 

[GG-Duo]

Don't forget the souvenirs, man.

 

[Desperado]

I'm gonna be visiting New York City, Atlantic City, and Philadelphia next weekend.
Am I going to get bombed by terrorists?
Hopefully they don't start up shyt next weekend..

PS: Is the Trump Taj Mahal a nice place to stay?

What the fuck?

...

are you--

...

What the fuck?

 

[Musashi Wins!]

Atlantic City is still an ugly shithole. I think you're safe there.

 

[aparisi2274]

I'm gonna be visiting New York City, Atlantic City, and Philadelphia next weekend.
Am I going to get bombed by terrorists?
Hopefully they don't start up shyt next weekend..

PS: Is the Trump Taj Mahal a nice place to stay?

Taj mahal is a gaudy place in Atlantic City. You want a real nice hotel, you go to the Borgata, and tell them I sent you, they will take nice care of you.

 

[DSN2K]

you americans would be amazed at the amount of people who refuse to go to the US aymore.

 

[White Man]

Some mysterious looking kids stoned the bus I was in and the all the abandoned run down houses were real harsh on the eyes.

Those houses probably weren't abandoned.

I hope you enjoy New York, because that's the only decidedly non-awful place you're going to.

 

[MC Safety]

you americans would be amazed at the amount of people who refuse to go to the US aymore.

Reading this, I can't help hearing the voice of wrestling's Iron Sheik in my head.

"Iran number one! USA -phagh!"

I also do not recommend going to New York. There's nothing but pimps and CHUDs there.

 

[jenov4]

We all know that the terrorists read the GAF and they'll stop what their attacks because Pochacco's visiting the USA!

 

[Saturnman]

you americans would be amazed at the amount of people who refuse to go to the US aymore.

Yep, and it's a combination of two things: Fear of terrorism and a boycott of the country based on its foreign policy.

 

[Fifty]

you americans would be amazed at the amount of people who refuse to go to the US aymore.

I'm a Canadian and I'm moving to the US! Take that! All I hear from my American friends (Well, not all of them..just the crazy liberals) is "I'm going to move to Canada if Bush wins"

Fiddy got no choice!

 

[Dice]

If you can dance like the guy in your avatar while singing, the terrorists will probably just keep you around for entertainment...

Spoiler

...and then chemical weapons testing.