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[SirTerry-T]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/Fsd9LDMnaF

FFS lad....

 

[simpatico]

Man, that husband couldn’t even protect his wife from a petty pizza thief. Surely she’s give her gym trainer the eye after this.

 

[ReBurn]

It's reddit. I would wager that they ate their own lunch and posted the empty container for internet points.

 

[SirTerry-T]

Can some Mod move this to off topic discussion please I'm off my head on antibiotics and painkillers at the mo'.
Ta muchly

 

[Rentahamster]

The talent for successful, undetectable lunch theft is buried way way deep in the skill tree.

 

[Boss Mog]

 

[poppabk]

Pizza in a Tupperware? Someone probably just threw it out to tech them a lesson.

 

[RagnarokIV]

Good thing the guy didn’t work at a fake willy factory, or he’d more than his lunch to worry about.

 

[HAYA8U5A]

 

[Coconutt]

No leftover pizza is safe...

 

[IntentionalPun]

It's reddit. I would wager that they ate their own lunch and posted the empty container for internet points.

Also it’s neogaf…. I would wager every thread from that CEO guy is a crock of shit too lol

 

[finalflame]

Also it’s neogaf…. I would wager every thread from that CEO guy is a crock of shit too lol

Who's this CEO guy? I am OOTL.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

How they should deal with him.

 

[IntentionalPun]

Who's this CEO guy? I am OOTL.

German Hops or something who changed his username to West Texas CEO or something lol

Lots of funny threads about his very real experiences.

 

[finalflame]

German Hops or something who changed his username to West Texas CEO or something lol

Lots of funny threads about his very real experiences.

Ah yes, of course. Thanks for filling me in.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Damn, it looks like I got some real haters, lol

 

[SpiceRacz]

 

[IntentionalPun]

Damn, it looks like I got some real haters, lol

Very real!

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Damn, it looks like I got some real haters, lol

You made it if you got haters smh

 

[EverydayBeast]

Seems like people have it coming with lunches in public break room fridges I do mark my food don’t get me wrong but you see these cry babies how difficult is it to mark your food

 

[Soodanim]

Seems like people have it coming with lunches in public break room fridges I do mark my food don’t get me wrong but you see these cry babies how difficult is it to mark your food

Fuck that, it's intentional when you take food that you didn't put in there. I fully support laxatives in lunch as a punishment.

West Texas CEO not you though, you're still cool

 

[badblue]

Seems like people have it coming with lunches in public break room fridges I do mark my food don’t get me wrong but you see these cry babies how difficult is it to mark your food

No one "has it coming" Doesn't matter if it's unmarked. If you didn't put it in the fridge, don't eat it.

How difficult is it to not eat food that's not yours?

 

[West Texas CEO]

I just finished off a slice of pizza..

Not saying where I got it - I'll leave it to the imagination.

 

[BennyBlanco]

I just finished off a slice of pizza..

Not saying where I got it - I'll leave it to the imagination.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[reinking]

We had an issue where someone kept stealing lunches to a point where we had to add a security camera. We ended up catching the guy and were shocked. He was bringing in a frozen dinner, and swapping it with another one already in the breakroom fridge. So, he was basically rotating lunches so he never had the lunch that was missing that day. Dude was really nice and had been with the company for over 15 years. Tossed it all away for free lunch.

 

[diffusionx]

We had an issue where someone kept stealing lunches to a point where we had to add a security camera. We ended up catching the guy and were shocked. He was bringing in a frozen dinner, and swapping it with another one already in the breakroom fridge. So, he was basically rotating lunches so he never had the lunch that was missing that day. Dude was really nice and had been with the company for over 15 years. Tossed it all away for free lunch.

This is totally bizarre, sociopathic behavior. People like this should be executed.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

CEO's don't get rich by packing their own lunches.

West Texas CEO don't write any checks when the office fridge can bring lunch TO him...

 

[Diddy X]

How they should deal with him.

I'd say she can get into legal trouble for that.

 

[IntentionalPun]

I'd say she can get into legal trouble for that.

I doubt the cops would give a shit.

 

[Power Pro]

I'd say she can get into legal trouble for that.

No one told that person to eat someone else's food?

 

[chromhound]

Damn, it looks like I got some real haters, lol

Can't hate on that

 

[Trogdor1123]

Can't hate on that

When did he get a promotion?!

 

[ahtlas7]

Very interesting

Is it okay to steal your co-workers' lunch?

Do you ever hear, "Has anyone seen my ham sandwich? I just left it here about an hour ago?" Or, "Who took my hot Cheetos out my lunch bag?" Certain co-workers, no matter how much they have to eat, have no respect for other people's food and are always swiping food or drinks at the workplace...

www.neogaf.com

Did you do it, West Texas CEO ?!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Very interesting

Is it okay to steal your co-workers' lunch?

Do you ever hear, "Has anyone seen my ham sandwich? I just left it here about an hour ago?" Or, "Who took my hot Cheetos out my lunch bag?" Certain co-workers, no matter how much they have to eat, have no respect for other people's food and are always swiping food or drinks at the workplace...

www.neogaf.com

Did you do it, West Texas CEO ?!

 

[Mistake]

I'd say she can get into legal trouble for that.

No one told that person to eat someone else's food?

I honestly don't know the answer either. I've heard of cases where people put a trap on their property and it hurts an intruder, but the owner loses in court. Feels similar. Go for jury nullification I guess

 

[FeralEcho]

How they should deal with him.

This is the way!

 

[FeralEcho]

I honestly don't know the answer either. I've heard of cases where people put a trap on their property and it hurts an intruder, but the owner loses in court. Feels similar. Go for jury nullification I guess

"Judge no one told her to steal my laxed food,I couldn't take a shit for days and finally tried some laxatives to get the job done and this b*tch got in the way"

That's your defense,seriously what can the judge say to that?