So is our resident CEO fella still at it?

Man, that husband couldn't even protect his wife from a petty pizza thief. Surely she's give her gym trainer the eye after this.
 
Good thing the guy didn't work at a fake willy factory, or he'd more than his lunch to worry about.
 

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Seems like people have it coming with lunches in public break room fridges I do mark my food don't get me wrong but you see these cry babies how difficult is it to mark your food
 
Seems like people have it coming with lunches in public break room fridges I do mark my food don't get me wrong but you see these cry babies how difficult is it to mark your food
Fuck that, it's intentional when you take food that you didn't put in there. I fully support laxatives in lunch as a punishment.

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Seems like people have it coming with lunches in public break room fridges I do mark my food don't get me wrong but you see these cry babies how difficult is it to mark your food
No one "has it coming" Doesn't matter if it's unmarked. If you didn't put it in the fridge, don't eat it.

How difficult is it to not eat food that's not yours?
 
We had an issue where someone kept stealing lunches to a point where we had to add a security camera. We ended up catching the guy and were shocked. He was bringing in a frozen dinner, and swapping it with another one already in the breakroom fridge. So, he was basically rotating lunches so he never had the lunch that was missing that day. Dude was really nice and had been with the company for over 15 years. Tossed it all away for free lunch. :pie_disappointed:
 
We had an issue where someone kept stealing lunches to a point where we had to add a security camera. We ended up catching the guy and were shocked. He was bringing in a frozen dinner, and swapping it with another one already in the breakroom fridge. So, he was basically rotating lunches so he never had the lunch that was missing that day. Dude was really nice and had been with the company for over 15 years. Tossed it all away for free lunch. :pie_disappointed:
This is totally bizarre, sociopathic behavior. People like this should be executed.
 
I honestly don't know the answer either. I've heard of cases where people put a trap on their property and it hurts an intruder, but the owner loses in court. Feels similar. Go for jury nullification I guess
"Judge no one told her to steal my laxed food,I couldn't take a shit for days and finally tried some laxatives to get the job done and this b*tch got in the way"

That's your defense,seriously what can the judge say to that?
 
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