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[hokahey]

It's amazing how many don't know how hair tests work. Shaving your head won't help. They will take a sample from anywhere on the body. If you simply have no hair then you won't be tested and won't get the job.

If it's urine you're more than fine.

 

[Choke on the Magic]

What kind of job if you don't mind me asking? If it's just a piss test you'll be fine. Hair test not so much, but they only do that for serious shit I'd guess.

I think you're fine if your metabolism is high. If your still nervous though, just take a shot of vinegar. It works.

 

[tedtropy]

Welp, I passed it and start the job next week. Kinda bummed I didn't get some awesome sort of certificate for passing though. I would've framed it, mom would've been so proud.

 

[DaCocoBrova]

I went drug free for most of 2008 and that shit is overrated. Smoke up and study the dilution or substitution method. Either one will see you through.

 

[hoverboarder]

I work for the Bureau of Hair Drug Testing, and based on the information I have gathered from your IP, I have determined who you are and will put a "must hair test" checkmark on your top secret government controlled permanent record.

 

[McBacon]

For future reference, just cup your hands and fill it with urine. Drink it and slosh it around in your mouth, the warmth of your mouth will heat up the THC which allows the plaque on your teeth and the saliva on your tongue to basically destroy all traces of it. Then carefully spit it into the cup.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

It's amazing how many don't know how hair tests work. Shaving your head won't help. They will take a sample from anywhere on the body. If you simply have no hair then you won't be tested and won't get the job.

If it's urine you're more than fine.

So what if I'm undergoing chemo and radiation therapy for cancer? Lawsuit time baby.

 

[Pimpwerx]

If it's weed and a piss test, then just buy a bottle of Ready Clean, or whatever other detox kit they sell at your local bodega. I was being piss-tested weekly a few years back and passed all but one test. The one I failed I smokes 18 hours before the test. I passed multiple ones after smoking 20-24 hours before. As long as you take a day off before the test, and use the stuff as recommended, you'll be fine. It's usually only $20-30, and I am telling you from first-hand experience. No need to drink your own piss or carry around a bag of someone else's. Besides, some of the testers stand right in the stall with you, and there's little room to maneuver. PEACE.

 

[dallow_bg]

"You have passed the Urine Test! But we have to do a hair test to!"

:lol Works great.

 

[tedtropy]

If it's weed and a piss test, then just buy a bottle of Ready Clean, or whatever other detox kit they sell at your local bodega. I was being piss-tested weekly a few years back and passed all but one test. The one I failed I smokes 18 hours before the test. I passed multiple ones after smoking 20-24 hours before. As long as you take a day off before the test, and use the stuff as recommended, you'll be fine. It's usually only $20-30, and I am telling you from first-hand experience. No need to drink your own piss or carry around a bag of someone else's. Besides, some of the testers stand right in the stall with you, and there's little room to maneuver. PEACE.

Where were you working that they drug tested you WEEKLY?

 

[Tapiozona]

What does liberty have to do with a private company's hiring practices? If you don't like that a company drug tests you don't have to work there and be paid a salary by them. With that said I also support full legalization of all drugs, I just think that in turn companies have the right to decide how to treat their employees who may or may not be using drugs.

Haha, you've never known anyone addicted to Meth have you.
Legalize meth..you're funny.

 

[demon]

"You have passed the Urine Test! But we have to do a hair test to!"

hahaha

 

[Lelielle]

Also, before drug testing stay away from food with poppy seeds since it is possible to test positive for opiates -crazy.

 

[daw840]

You might want to worry about them doing a saliva test. Cheaper than a hair test, and goes farther back than a urine test.

False. A saliva test only detects for a couple of days at MOST. I have a friend who smokes every friday night. He gets the saliva test about once a month and has never failed. Urine is about 2 weeks. I am not sure about blood and hair. But I have heard hair is like 2-3 years or some crazy shit like that. I've also heard that shaving your head doesnt really help because they use the folicle and they could get that from anywhere on your body. Unless you want to wax your entire body........

 

[Tetra-9]

http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=6821

Hey, don't know if it really matters but since the topic came up... This article from NORML says that cannabis detection times in urine are shorter than previously expected, and that even chronic, daily, hourly smokers should pass within 21 days(except for some rare cases). but for even casual smokers it shouldn't take more than 2 weeks.

 

[hokahey]

just take a shot of vinegar. It works.

MYTH

Smoke up and study the dilution or substitution method. Either one will see you through.

Substitution - yes

Dilution - no