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[Mike Works]

The picture was not vital to the thread, but it should work now.

 

[belgurdo]

mission failed...from Mike Works? Okay, this is a sign of the apocalypse

 

[Wario64]

tip: always make sure that the image actually works before you post

 

[mj1108]

pic don't work

 

[Matlock]

PROTIP: If there's no blood, it's all good

 

[Socreges]

Is she hot?

The picture is just Rumsfeld scratching his head

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Ummmm....well...yeah there's no blood relations...

Think of it this way, if being half-cousin half brother to your half brother bothers you, then maybe dating her wouldn't be a good thing???

 

[Mike Works]

Is she hot?

I don't know, I've never met her. I was just over at my half brother's house looking at his clothes and furniture (he's moving to Australia at the end of the month and wants to get rid of everything), and his mother, who was my dad's first wife (my mom was his second wife... his third wife is now my step mom... I have an interesting family) was there helping him clean up the place. I've met this woman maybe twice in my entire life, so it was a bit weird, but she was nice, if not a little eccentric.

As I was trying on a shirt, she said, "You know [half brother], we should get Mike and [cousin] together, I think she'd like him".

I didn't really say anything, as I was trying to work out whether that'd count as any form of incest or anything along those lines.

I still haven't figured it out.

 

[Dead]

I dont think there would be anything wrong, totally unrelated by blood, but if it makes you feel awkard.....I dont think this is the kind of thing that you can rely on other peoples opinions on...

 

[Socreges]

Technically, it wouldn't be incest, since there's no blood-relation between the two of you. Though it might be awkward.

I have a half-brother, too, who I didn't realize wasn't my full brother until I was 13 or something. We share a mom. He's only seen his father once or twice since they got divorced (he was two or something). We actually have a stronger relationship with the woman that he married after and then divorced. Though my mom is always strange around her (they married, divorced, and had children with the same man).

 

[Mike Works]

So there's no blood there then? Okay. This is the second time something like this has happened to me now. It's fucking confusing, given my family tree.

 

[Socreges]

So there's no blood there then? Okay. This is the second time something like this has happened to me now. It's fucking confusing, given my family tree.

The lady that suggested this... it's her sister or brother's child, right? Then there can't be any blood there, since you're not related to their side of the family.

 

[Chipopo]

Over christmas break I decided to celebrate the holidays at my Dads girlfriends place in New Hampshire. I ended up getting a ride back home with my Dad's girlfriends ex-husbands stepkids.

I had maybe 3 seconds of moral pondering before being absolutely positive I would bang the 20 year old daughter given the chance. And the 14 year old in a few years and 200 hamburgers, as the old adage goes. No blood, no foul.

The waters a bit more murky in your situation...but the adage still applies! Oh, and the no blood thing too..that's probably the more important one

 

[God's Hand]

Don't do it. It's fucking creepy (regardless of bloodlines), and gives everyone here and on OA another reason to make fun of you.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Is posting the quote from that fish-guy in Star Wars a bannable offence? I've lost track of some of the finer intricacies of the TOS, so I'll err on the side of caution :\

I honestly don't know anyone who's gone through more than one spouse, so I'm having trouble understanding your family at all. But, if there's no blood, there's no foul

 

[Chipopo]

Don't do it. It's fucking creepy (regardless of bloodlines), and gives everyone here and on OA another reason to make fun of you.

I think more people would make fun of Mike for NOT getting poon when it's available just because of the opinions of videogame messageboard socialites, personally. I know I would.

 

[Mike Works]

Don't do it. It's fucking creepy (regardless of bloodlines), and gives everyone here and on OA another reason to make fun of you.

hahahaha, the day I decide not to do something because I worry that it'll allow the people at OA or anyone else on the internet to make fun of me is the day I sell my computer. That's not going to ever happen though.

I think I may have already mentioned this on the forum a year or two ago, but when I was in Grade 10 in high school, I found out over Christmas break that one of the supermodel's I'd had a picture of on the inside of my locker was my... half cousin? I think? I'd only met her once back when I was maybe 13, so I (obviously) didn't remember her, but man, that was a lot of fun. I think she was my grandfather's brother's daughter's daughter.

I don't even know man, that's all pretty messed up.

 

[God's Hand]

Wait, I must be missing something.

You do what you think is right. You shouldn't have even made a thread. Make your own mind up.

 

[Socreges]

hahahaha, the day I decide not to do something because I worry that it'll allow the people at OA or anyone else on the internet to make fun of me is the day I sell my computer. That's not going to ever happen though.

I think I may have already mentioned this on the forum a year or two ago, but when I was in Grade 10 in high school, I found out over Christmas break that one of the supermodel's I'd had a picture of on the inside of my locker was my... half cousin? I think? I'd only met her once back when I was maybe 13, so I (obviously) didn't remember her, but man, that was a lot of fun. I think she was my grandfather's brother's daughter's daughter.

I don't even know man, that's all pretty messed up.

I remember that. Now SHE was hot.

 

[Mike Works]

Wait, I must be missing something.

You do what you think is right. You shouldn't have even made a thread. Make your own mind up.

I made this thread in order to figure out whether or not there was any blood relation, because I sure as hell didn't know. When it comes to moral issues (discounting incest obviously), I'm surprisingly capable enough to make up my own mind without asking for the advice of people I've never met.

Does that explain what you were missing?

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

 

[Chipopo]

Oli really did lose an impressive amount of weight

 

[MrPing1000]

:lol memories


tap it mike tap it like a tap covered in taps that needs tapping