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[sarcoa]

A LOT of people proclaim The Wire or Arrested Development to be the finest television series ever produced. I have watched those two series in their entirety, and I'm here to tell you they bow to a series that's as overlooked as it was short lived.

Fastlane

"But that show was garbage." Yes, it was! Beautiful garbage! Please allow me to justify its greatness with 25 easy screens of one episode.

PRESENTING

PETER FACINELLI

BILL BELLAMY

AND KELLY KAPOWPOWPOWSKI

STARING IN THE McG DIRECTED

FASTLANE

FIN

I don't know. I've only watched three episodes. A friend gave me the first/only season on DVD and I'm blown away by how awesomely bad it is.

 

[Rahxephon91]

I was stupidly badass and the chicks were hot. Most importantly I was like 12. It was very fun show.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

This show was the greatest when I was like, 13.

 

[D2M15]

It's amazing. Wait until you get to the episode starring Stephen Dorff as Stephen Dorff making jokes about Stephen Dorff.

Stephen Dorff, STEPHEN DORFF, STEPHEN DORFF

 

[JDSN]

That scene where the white guy races the whorish looking woman while Papa Roach plays in the background will always be embedded in my brain forever.

 

[Chamber]

Love this show. Some of the most gratuitous use of slow motion ever seen.

 

[JayDub]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!


DOCTOR CULLEN IS THE SAME DUDE THAT PLAYS THIS DOUCHE?

No. Way.

Also, show was crap. OP's examples supports this.

 

[sumo390]

Show was awesome to watch as a 12-13 year old.

 

[-COOLIO-]

i thought the commercial was for a movie

 

[Wes]

This could be useful in future threads.

 

[mYm|17|]

I liked it

 

[G-Fex]

I think I like him more as Dr. Cullen.

 

[NumberTwo]

"did you just throw my desert eagle out the window?"

 

[rollingstart]

I watched this. yeah.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Haha, I enjoyed this when it was on. Probably hasn't aged well though. I remember it basically being Fast & Furious: The TV Show. Stupid and mindless fun. I also remember it ending on a cliffhanger season finale then Fox canceled it like all their Friday night shows.

But by far the best part of Fastlane was Jay Mohr, who is awesome, playing the giant douchebag boss of the place they worked at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV-BIB_CMjA

:lol

 

[rollingstart]

This movie came out the same year a xXx

I knew it. What a great time to be young, without a brain, and amped up on EXTREME. STOP THINKING COP AND START THINKING PLAYSTATION!

 

[Chuckie]

Fastlane had Kelly from Saved by the Bell kissing with that trailer trash slut I love!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5OENYdeS1o&feature=related

 

[Sir Garbageman]

Definition of "it's so bad it's good". Plus anything with Kelly Kapowski in it is an automatic win.

 

[awilliams213]

Fastlane was a great hour long music video. I remember the episode where it was basically a promo for the 350Z when it first came to the states.

 

[sixteen-bit]

This show was the greatest when I was like, 13.

agree

i imagine it's pretty horrible now

 

[TimeKillr]

It was loads of mindless fun.

We need more mindless TV like that. Guns, cars, half naked chicks, drugs.

Oh, those were the times.

 

[Nonoriri]

Show was awesome to watch as a 12-13 year old.

Basically this.

 

[captmcblack]

It was so ridiculous...and I loved it more than anything on TV while it was out.

It was so shiny and extreme. Snoop Dogg rap-rock intro theme song, big-ass guns, drugs, chicks, pimped-out cars, above the law secret renegade buddy cops blowing stuff up, and all sorts of shit...an action movie you could watch every week. I am not ashamed of my unabashed love of Fastlane.

...plus it gave Bill Bellamy a job again, and for that it should be applauded.

 

[Ceres]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Dr-Carlisle-carlisle-cullen-7400909-1007-575.jpg[IMG]

[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QmdIZf1GO54/SjW6J4YJtHI/AAAAAAAABDc/ebaz3Y3N1Vo/s400/PeterFacinelli1.jpg[IMG]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!


DOCTOR CULLEN IS THE SAME DUDE THAT PLAYS THIS DOUCHE?

No. Way.

Also, show was crap. OP's examples supports this.[/QUOTE]

He'll always be Mike Dexter from Can't Hardly Wait to me.

 

[TimScribble]

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!


DOCTOR CULLEN IS THE SAME DUDE THAT PLAYS THIS DOUCHE?

No. Way.

Also, show was crap. OP's examples supports this.

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!

Mike Dexter is the same dude that plays that Vampire?

No. Way.

Also, movie was crap. Everything about it supports this.

 

[quickwhips]

I wish this show would come back.