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[Suerte]

Always have laptops in front of them when they're reporting the news? Is this just a UK thing? They don't even seem to use them for anything.

I can just imagine them having a big pair of titties on screen while reporting, just for kicks!

"In other news today... man... that's one huge rack"

 

[jenov4]

Maybe it's a UK thing, because I've never seen laptops being used by our local news reporters (Canada)

 

[dskillzhtown]

They have it here in Houston as well in the morning. Not sure what the deal is. Maybe they have a text message thing set up getting messages from the real reporters.

 

[MIMIC]

Here in the U.S., they have clear glass in their desks, which I assume would be computer screens underneath the desks.

 

[pnjtony]

updates of breaking stories maybe so they don't have to wear those earphones. Maybe even a backup teleprompter?

 

[firex]

No, I'm pretty sure it's porn like Suerte said.

 

[Escape Goat]

I hate how reporters always shuffle their papers when the broadcast is over. They never fail, no matter which part of the country you're in.

 

[bogg]

I hate how reporters always shuffle their papers when the broadcast is over. They never fail, no matter which part of the country you're in.

lol so true.

 

[Suerte]

They also furiously masturbate underneath the desk.

 

[SKluck]

And never wear pants.

 

[MrPing1000]

Trevor McDonald likes the lesbian pr0n

 

[Drexon]

We have that here in Sweden too, it's 100% for show, as I saw an optical logitech mouse being "used" on a glass surface.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Uh, to read the GAF of course.

"...the mayor expects the new budget cuts to take effect starting early next year."

"And in other news tonite..."

"New Lohan pics?!? OMGWTFHUTA!"

 

[MIMIC]

I hate how reporters always shuffle their papers when the broadcast is over. They never fail, no matter which part of the country you're in.

lol. Then they have to think of something to talk about with their anchor until the cameras go off.

 

[Suerte]

lol. Then they have to think of something to talk about with their anchor until the cameras go off.

"Hey, nice Russian dwarf porn on your laptop dude!"

 

[Stuggernaut]

Does this thread mean it is time for the "Hot Reporters" thread to re-surface?

 

[MIMIC]

"Hey, nice Russian dwarf porn on your laptop dude!"

LOL!

 

[OmniGamer]

lol. Then they have to think of something to talk about with their anchor until the cameras go off.

lol, i always wonder what they banter about for those few seconds...seems to be very annoying and forced.

 

[The Faceless Master]

and the weatherman has to walk over from the blue/green wall and chat it up with the news anchor team