If baby yoda is 51 and still a kid but yoda was only 900 and died of old age....that doesn't make any sense. Is it gonna be a teenager at 63? Because 900/51 is only about 17 in his species years if it works like dog years. So he didn't even get to adulthood going by those numbers.
So Yoda’s race is fucked up, huh?
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Dr.Guru of Peru
played the long game
5 year old is an infant?
Werewolf Jones
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Don't be disrespecting Baby Yeed cuz he's a little slow on development. He's happy to be alive. Don't hate.
JareBear: Remastered
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I'm a 35 year old infant
Still doesn't make sense.
Fbh
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Dude its a space fantasy franchise where every other character has magic powers, there's magic ghosts, soldiers use bulky armor that seems to offer no protection whatsoever, robots cough, there's sound in space, firearms have devlolved to shoot slow as fuck laser beams that travel at a fraction of the speed of a bullet, people die because they are sad, Samuel L Jackson doesn't swear and being on a slightly higher ground is apparently the ultimate triumph card.
It's not that crazy to imagine that maybe the Joda race doesn't develop in a linear way. Maybe from 1 to 80 they are super slow to develop but then from 80 to 160 their development grows at an exponential rate so that by 200 they are fully grown adults....or something like that
It's not that crazy to imagine that maybe the Joda race doesn't develop in a linear way. Maybe from 1 to 80 they are super slow to develop but then from 80 to 160 their development grows at an exponential rate so that by 200 they are fully grown adults....or something like that
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Sejan
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His race's aging process does not necessarily or likely correlate linearly with human aging. All we know is that it's childhood last longer than we might expect and 900 appears to be relatively elderly. What we do not know is the age of maturity. It might mature at 75, 100, or even older.
As an example compare dogs and humans. Dogs reach sexual maturity at roughly one year of age and fifteen years old isroughly comparable to a 70+ year old human. Comparatively, this a very fast childhood and a comparatively long adulthood.
As an example compare dogs and humans. Dogs reach sexual maturity at roughly one year of age and fifteen years old isroughly comparable to a 70+ year old human. Comparatively, this a very fast childhood and a comparatively long adulthood.
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Isn't Dathomir filled with a bunch of Force using witches that can do crazy shit even Jedi can't like teleport, shoot green plasma crap and a few can summon undead? And it's canon.
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King of Foxes
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Unless Baby Yoda is a slowly aging clone they fucked up the aging
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buizel
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who gives a fuck, i'm still gonna buy this thing
damn thats one expensive smoothie
GymWolf
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is not out yet (probably around august) so i hope the price will stabilize.
i never buy dolls or other nerdy stuff, but baby yoda deserve the purchase, i mean look at this green motherfucker
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buizel
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is not out yet (probably around august) so i hope the price will stabilize.
i never buy dolls or other nerdy stuff, but baby yoda deserve the purchase, i mean look at this green motherfucker
it's like all the disgusting aspects of a baby, an old man and an alien rolled into one.
no wonder his parents left him, i would.
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slugbahr
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is not out yet (probably around august) so i hope the price will stabilize.
i never buy dolls or other nerdy stuff, but baby yoda deserve the purchase, i mean look at this green motherfucker
#Phonepunk#
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is he an actual baby? i don't think the show ever says that. that's just a catchy name people came up with.
"just a baby" can be any age. i have heard middle aged people call 20 somethings "just a baby". it's a turn of phrase. doesn't mean they are physically in the baby stages of human development.
"just a baby" can be any age. i have heard middle aged people call 20 somethings "just a baby". it's a turn of phrase. doesn't mean they are physically in the baby stages of human development.
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Maybe they have a strong isolationist policy and Yoda just said fuck that
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slugbahr
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Yoda wanted to rule the galaxy so Sheev had to do something about that little shit.
Is that what you're saying?
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daveonezero
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He isn't an infant. He walks on his own. he feeds himself. He understands when there is danger.
He doesn't talk but there is no information of how they develop. Maybe they don't really talk and they use telepathy but Yoda had to learn how to talk.
He doesn't talk but there is no information of how they develop. Maybe they don't really talk and they use telepathy but Yoda had to learn how to talk.
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daveonezero
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I think he could become fully gown in 50 years. Its for tof like someone said a dog is fully gown at 2 but live 12.Unless Baby Yoda is a slowly aging clone they fucked up the aging
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Yoda was a legendary Jedi Grand Master who led the Jedi Order through the time of the High Republic, in the years leading up to its destruction by the Sith, and during the transformation of the Galactic Republic into the Galactic Empire. Small in stature but revered for his wisdom and power...
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Well our lifespan is generally dictated by out ability to mate and produce offspring. Assuming 200 years is roughly a teenager, then we have 400 years or so that they are sexually active but not producing much offspring. If it takes you 400 years to get laid then it's not a surprise there aren't many of them.
Trogdor1123
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I assumed it was a clone of Yoda... No? The scientist had logos from the cloning facility
The Pleasure
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That explains the wonderful fart noise.