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[Jill Sandwich]

I was browsing the OT when 10 minutes ago I heard a dull smash, I looked out my window and some fucking chav was trying to climb into my car through the back passenger window, which he had just smashed. As I opened the window he saw me and jumped on his shitty BMX and tore off. Didn't have any time to get outside and unleash my rage. 1 phone call to the police later and I have a 'crime number' and 'more patrols in the area' if that's any comfort. I was just outside patching up the window with parcel tape and cardboard until I get a replacement later today (it's 3am in the UK now.) As I was doing so I heard someone ride by on a bike on the other side of the wall, I assumed he'd come back for another go but he must have heard my footsteps as the noise went away. GRARRR! I want to kick some ass but as the police guy told me on the phone, it's best not to confront them as they'd have a screwdriver or other weapon.
But still.
GRRRR!

 

[thom]

I didn't know you were british.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Crap, the game is up!

Oh yeah, nothing was stolen, because nothing was WORTH stealing, unless a philadelphia cheese packet is a hot item on eBay. Nevertheless, I took any papers and crap out and put them in the house as after all, my car has no security now.

 

[galeninjapan]

If your british should you be calling him a wanker?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

what you should have been doing instead of calling the police:

 

[Jill Sandwich]

A fucking chav cunt wanker hyper duo X WakuWaku Type-R is he. Oh if only I did have a soft air rifle....maybe it's time to invest.

 

[ohamsie]

What is a chav? I have never heard that insult before

 

[Diablos]

Had it not been for your interest in browsing the OT forum during the wee hours of the morning, BMX Boi would have drove off with your car. We saved you!

 

[Jill Sandwich]

www.chavscum.co.uk
Should explain it all, like Clarissa.

In Scotland they're called Neds
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/

Urban Dictionary : Chav

 

[Matlock]

for those who don't want to read: chav =

 

[thom]

christ...I hope that picture is a joke

 

[Vormund]

we are still waiting on lab results.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

This is Britain, not this:

 

[Matlock]

did she piss herself? :lol

 

[Jdw40223]

haha

what does he wank to? do you ever wank to yourself.

 

[Claus]

What's with the flannel?

 

[Doth Togo]

Fake Burberry is where it's at, yo.

And, for the record, I'd hit it...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

so is flannel their "gang color"? We need to export some bloods and crips into the UK to show these homosapiens how its really done.

 

[ChrisReid]

www.chavscum.co.uk
Should explain it all, like Clarissa.

In Scotland they're called Neds
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/

Urban Dictionary : Chav

Oh, you mean wiggaz.

 

[evilromero]

He may have a screwdriver? And you'll have a fucking baseball bat with nails pounded through it. Go teach him why the fuck you don't mess with others property.

 

[DopeyFish]

woah, that group of pictures just discredited 1 "chick" who was hitting on me on myspace!

time for revenge.

 

[etiolate]

Even british gangs are more sophisticated than American ones. We identify by simple primary colors, but you cricket lovers have advanced it to different patterns of plaid.

 

[CrystalGemini]

Even british gangs are more sophisticated than American ones. We identify by simple primary colors, but you cricket lovers have advanced it to different patterns of plaid.

They are SO MONEY. They don't even know it.

 

[Drozmight]

LOL at the lady putting that guy in an arm hold.

 

[Funky Papa]

Oh, you mean wiggaz.

Chavs>>>>>Wigaz.

I hope they get him.

 

[Suerte]

Neds >>>>> Chavs

God I hate neds.

 

[marsomega]

Neds >>>>> Chavs

God I hate neds.

What are neds?

Man this thread is depressing. :-(

 

[Suerte]

What are neds?

Man this thread is depressing. :-(

It's a Scottish variant of the Chav virus, but it's much more deadly.

 

[Macam]

You have you Univ. of Texas girls up there? She looks about as bright as the lot of 'em...

 

[Fowler]

You know it's Britain when the cops say "BE CAREFUL! HE MAY BE ARMED WITH A SCREWDRIVER!"

 

[8bit]

What are neds?

Man this thread is depressing. :-(

Chavs with knives and big mouths.

 

[ohamsie]

Here's a question I've always wondered, if you want to have a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it, how do you hammer them in so the pointy part is sticking out and the flat head is embedded in the wood? I could never figure out how they do that.

 

[Crispy]

Here's a question I've always wondered, if you want to have a baseball bat with nails sticking out of it, how do you hammer them in so the pointy part is sticking out and the flat head is embedded in the wood? I could never figure out how they do that.

You should just take really long nails so they go through the bat.

 

[iapetus]

You know it's Britain when the cops say "BE CAREFUL! HE MAY BE ARMED WITH A SCREWDRIVER!"

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

As the old UK TV adverts said:

"I bet he drinks Carling Black Label." :lol

is it still called Carling Black Label in the UK?

 

[Escape Goat]

Tally ho, wankers!